Kevin Hart's Saturday Daydreams

If you are not familiar with the "fake recruit" Kevin Hart saga, please see here.

"The Cal Golden Bears, a surprising 5-1 and ranked 15th in the nation, are driving against the hated UCLA Bruins...the Bruins hard hitting defense has stymied the Golden Bears, but as we reach the 2 minute mark, California is driving, down 4 on the UCLA 3...its 2nd down and the Bears run it up the middle, stuffed for no gain, Jahvid Best pulled down with 1:28 left, the clocks running..Tedford calls a timeout, he is renowned for his trick plays and game planning...God only knows what he is drawing up on the sidelines...

Out come the Bears, into a quick huddle, and now they are lined up in....what is this?! Freshman offensive lineman Kevin Hart is lined up in the fullback spot behind the quarterback ala William Perry in the 1985 Super Bowl...I have never seen this formation from Tedford, what could he be planning...Hart is a 2 star recruit from Fernley High School in Nevada, not much is known about him...this could be a misdirection stunt...

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Using Best as a decoy, Tedford turns to his secret weapon!

Here's the snap, Riley turns and gives it to Hart on the dive! Everything is chaos in the trenches, and there is big Alex Mack pushing, the All American is trying to move the pile...here comes the referee, no signal yet, wait, there it is - TOUCHDOWN BEARS! Tedford threw the unknown freshmen into the meat grinder and came out with 6! The Berkley crowd is on their feet for Kevin Hart..."

(KEVIN!)

"The extra point is through, all the camera's are on the freshman Hart..."

(WAKE UP KEVIN!)

"Well I just want to thank everyone from Nevada , the support from my hometown, I'm just so blessed -- no, I had no idea Jeff was going to put me in, we had only practiced that once, he likes my mobility..."

(KEVIN, THAT LAWN ISN'T GOING TO MOW ITSELF)

Sigh...Ok ok Mom, I'm coming...

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