Big Ten Power Poll - Post Week 6

by Bama Hawkeye on Oct 12, 2010 5:15 AM CDT in Big Ten Power Polls

Let's be honest. Two of the easiest columns to write (and get feedback from your readers) are 1) the power rankings column and 2) the pop culture comparison column. Much like that magical day when somebody got their peanut butter on my chocolate (or did I get my chocolate in her peanut butter?), it was predestined that one day these two great columns would be brought together...

So last week's ranking compared each of the twelve Big Ten schools to past Presidents of the United States of America. Needless to say, some of you were not happy.

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"It's too political!" "We'll argue and start hating each other!" "Politics and football don't mix well!" "I don't know what we're yelling about!"

Anyway, I realize now that I pushed the envelope way too far with this group. And as a result, I've decided to see that this week's power poll involves as little controversy as possible. So, as the picture above indicates, we have a different topic for this week's poll.

That's right. Puppies. Now, argue about that. I dare you.

1. Ohio State - 96 Points (8 1st Place Votes) - Last Week: 1

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You're a big fierce puppy! Oh yes you are!

2. Nebraska - 88 Points - Last Week: 2

You're a fast running puppy, aren't you? Oh yes you are!

3. Michigan State - 78 Points - Last Week: 3

What a strong puppy you are! Oh yes you are!

4. Iowa - 72 Points - Last Week: 4

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What a poised and confident puppy you are! Oh yes you are!

5. Wisconsin - 65 Points - Last Week: 6

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You're a big boned puppy, aren't you? Oh yes you are!

6. Michigan - 53 Points - Last Week: 5

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Did someone big and strong pick on you little puppy? It'll be OK! Oh yes it will!

7. Northwestern - 43 Points - Last Week: 7

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Did you have trouble staying awake that late, little guy? It's OK!

8. Illinois - 39 Points - Last Week: 10

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What a good puppy you are! You're learning so fast!

9. Penn State - 35 Points - Last Week: 8

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You just have to wear this until you get healthy, little guy! It'll be OK!

10. Purdue - 24 Points - Last Week: 11

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You're really climbing up in the world, aren't you? Oh yes you are!

11. Indiana - 23 Points - Last Week: 10

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You silly puppy! You know that you can't win without defense! Oh no you can't!

12. Minnesota - 8 Points - Last Week: 12

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I don't think it's smart enough to be playing dead...

The Big Ten Power Poll is voted upon by the eight writers of this staff. 96 is a perfect score. 8 is the lowest possible total.

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Hahha

I will start the argument.

SAINT BERNARD PUPPIES are the BEST puppies ever. Of course, when they grow they kinda suck, but STILL! Awesome.

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by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Oct 12, 2010 5:52 AM CDT reply actions

A Rottweiller?

So, what, we’re Nazis now? Is that it? We’re Nazis? Do you see us holding rallies and scream-oh, wait. Skull Sessions. Uh, do we march some kind of military band around in front of-oh. Well, at least we’re not blindly devoted to some iconic leader…….forget it.

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by RedDevilEA on Oct 12, 2010 6:03 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs

Being in a country ruled by a military junta is terrible...

unless you’re the junta.

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by MikeLew on Oct 13, 2010 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions

I Lawled. Well done!

Although I will say that the internet without controversy is a very boring place.

by CPT Hoolie on Oct 12, 2010 7:06 AM CDT reply actions

I look forward to this all week...

Kind of a let down.

by Milesgmsu09 on Oct 12, 2010 7:12 AM CDT reply actions

?

this was hilarious

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Oct 12, 2010 7:16 AM CDT up reply actions

man i just knew it was puppies

the purdue dog looks like a marshmallow that got left in the fire too long..

Anyways, looks like our writers got most things correct and I’d like to mention – OSU’s defenders were literally smashing Indiana’s players on almost every play. It was like watching Varsity v. JV. Or like a Rottweiler v. the winking dog..

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by Graham Filler on Oct 12, 2010 8:21 AM CDT reply actions

Absolutely Brilliant

Well done!

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by Ted Glover on Oct 12, 2010 8:24 AM CDT reply actions

Hysterical

Registered just to post my love for this set of power rankings.

by Baylan on Oct 12, 2010 8:33 AM CDT reply actions

Welcome.

Stick around. You might like it here.

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by Bama Hawkeye on Oct 12, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions

I love this

Although I was surprised Ace wasn’t Iowa’s representative.

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by Jonathan Franz on Oct 12, 2010 8:38 AM CDT reply actions

Look at the claws on that guy

He doesn’t look cuddly at all.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 12, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions

.. nor does the dog.

Granted, I don't know what down it is..

by KenK on Oct 12, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions

Ace actually

is Iowa’s legal representation.

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by Kyle McCann't on Oct 12, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions

Sick Penn State dog

I LOL’d.

Good one Bama.

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by mikjones24 on Oct 12, 2010 8:38 AM CDT reply actions

Agreed

That was hilarious

More frequently than an alcoholic diabetic, Ohio State pisses excellence, week in and week out

by BuckeyeSki on Oct 12, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions

Bravo, sir.

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by RossWB on Oct 12, 2010 9:20 AM CDT reply actions

What is the puppy representing Indiana laughing about?

And why is Minnesota’s representative sleeping?

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by fliphawk4 on Oct 12, 2010 10:13 AM CDT reply actions

Not sleeping. Dead.

by Albino Tornado on Oct 12, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions

Rec'd!

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by LVS on Oct 12, 2010 10:34 AM CDT reply actions

what kind of dog is that representing Iowa?

I showed this post to my gf and now she wants one

by Omahawk(eye) on Oct 12, 2010 11:21 AM CDT reply actions

looks like a lab/boxer mix

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Oct 12, 2010 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions

It's a puggle

Part pug, part beagle. Otherwise known as a really expensive mutt.

by HawkgirlSTL on Oct 12, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions

the head isn't right for a puggle

the skull would be more brachycephalic. the ears are the wrong shape and size as well.

and a quick check of the properties has it labeled as Goldenboxerrusty8weekspuppy2_medium

don’ care much for puggles. expensive and unnecessary hybrid with too many health problems.

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Oct 12, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions

and that was supposed to be the blockquotes

When I was a kid, I didn't want to be a doctor or a fireman. I wanted to be Super Mario. It's the most literal pipe dream I've ever had.

by U-God on Oct 12, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions

This is just too damn funny. Well done Bama Hawkeye.

Granted, I don't know what down it is..

by KenK on Oct 12, 2010 11:34 AM CDT reply actions

haha

best power poll yet

by Mike Wazowski on Oct 12, 2010 1:16 PM CDT reply actions

Seriously awesome

you got the Wisconsin and Northwestern puppies so spot on. I laughed lots.

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by Hilary Lee on Oct 12, 2010 1:37 PM CDT reply actions

Fantastic

Yes you are a funny blog puppy. Yes you are!

by YamOSU on Oct 12, 2010 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs

this

More frequently than an alcoholic diabetic, Ohio State pisses excellence, week in and week out

by BuckeyeSki on Oct 12, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions

True story

My significant other is borderline terrified of puppies after one knocked out her knee. I can’t believe you would be so insensitive.

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by nuftw on Oct 12, 2010 2:33 PM CDT reply actions

Of course

Poor little mildcat is afraid of a puppy.

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by Bama Hawkeye on Oct 12, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions

No cats

Please, no cat themed polls.

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by Seer on Oct 12, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions

Are you allergic to felines?

And, if so, will you swell up upon SEEING one?

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 12, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions

I am allergic, as a matter of fact

But mostly because it’s the most tired meme in the whole internet. Also, cats are merciless manipulators and killers, unlike our loyal friend, the dog.

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by Seer on Oct 12, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions