if you're not familiar with the alignment chart phenomenon, http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/alignment. Obviously this comes from two Spartans, but it's pretty true nevertheless.
Credit goes to poster TheTrout for making the image. I found the quotes and pictures, and we collaborated on where to place the coaches. I encourage other people to make them for their team centric; it would be interesting to see where other fans put coaches (but Bill Lynch is going to be lawful good for everyone).
Without further adieu...