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Minnesota Football: Get me Mike Leach

If you didn't know any better, if you were to talk to a Gopher football fan these days, you would think that it was the off-season for football.  

Honestly, we don't even talk about the actual football being played on the field anymore.  Part of the reason is because we pretty much know what we're going to get every week (trying to establish the run, reverting to the pass, a 50% of lower completion % by Adam Weber, a circus catch by Da'Jon McKnight, we can't get a sack, we get torn up by off-tackle runs, we can't tackle... OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!).  But the bigger reason is because our program is looking for a new coach.

No, really, I mean it, we are.  I'm surprised you haven't heard about how horrible of a coach Tim Brewster turned out to be.  About how he was all talk and no walk.  About how he was a pretty good recruiter, but that didn't really matter because he didn't know what to do with the recruits once he got them on the field.

It's all true.  

Anyway, we've wanted a new coach for about 13 weeks, but we've actually needed a  new coach for about 3.  (Don't look for any breakdowns of interim head coach Jeff Horton's skills as a coach... I could do without the head implosion today.)  

So what do we (the fans) want in a new coach?  In a name: Mike Leach.  

It's pretty simple.  Leach took a program at Texas Tech that was at a disadvantage to its D-I football brethren in the state of 10-gallon hats and he recruited well, graduated his players well and most importantly, he won games.  He's the ONLY candidate that the Gophers could get who would strike fear in opposing teams.  It's highly likely that when the Gophers land a new coach much of the Big Ten will be saying "yeah, but it's still Minnesota."  Mike Leach might be the only coach who wouldn't illicit that response.

But you know, Leach is a weirdo, and the University of Minnesota is a strait-laced organization, and unfortunately that means that we tend to think that we don't associate with weirdos... to which I would respond "did you MEET Tim Brewster?"  There also happens to be that little matter of Craig James' kid who was apparently a cry-baby whiner who Leach decided should spend some quality time in a dark shed due to a concussion... to which I would respond "do you have a better idea?"

So we're not getting Leach.  We really aren't even considering him.  Which chaps my ass to no end... but I guess I kind of get it.  I don't have to like it, but I get it.

So what is it about Leachy that we like, and can we find it in another guy?

Here is a list of things about Leach that I like that we could hopefully find in another coach:

  • Head Coaching experience at the D-I level
  • A history of winning
  • A creative recruiter
  • A real X's & O's guy
  • Somebody who isn't Minnesota-nice (i.e. passive-aggressive)
  • A history of scaring the crap out of opposing coordinators
Here is a list of things about Leach that I like that we probably won't be able to find in another coach:
  • Likes pirates
  • Talks a lot about pirates
  • Has a pirate statue in his office
  • Thinks pirates are better than soldiers
  • Has said the words "fat little girlfriends" in a press conference

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So funny

Also, thank you for using “minnesota-nice” in the correct context. I can’t tell you how many times lately I’ve seen it bandied about as a complement for nice people from the upper midwest.

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by Hilary Lee on Nov 4, 2010 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Minnesota Nice = Passive Aggressive

It’s not a compliment at all. I hate the phrase.

"We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude."
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by JDMill on Nov 4, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well seeing it used in a positive context always makes me cringe

I want to be like….“I really don’t think you know what those words mean…” to them.

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by Hilary Lee on Nov 4, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed...

…anyone who says it in another context hasn’t lived in MN, interacted with a “MN nice” person, or has done one or both of the previously mentioned things while under heavy sedation. It’s an extremely annoying trait and a solid explanation for why Marc Trestman’s name keeps popping up. Don’t know who he is? Wiki him. Then when you wonder why he’s in consideration (even at MN), remember that MN nice = passive aggressive dbag and you’ll have a sense of who’s pushing Trestman.

by GoAUpher on Nov 4, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leach is the Wrong Guy

Two words for Minnesota: Jeff Blake.

Love,
The Hawkeyes

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by Bama Hawkeye on Nov 4, 2010 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I understand Leach’s appeal. Brew makes a lot of guys look good, and I, for one, think MN could do worse than Leach. However, he doesn’t care about defense, at all. RRod has taken that philosophy to a 4-16 conference record. At Michigan.

Following along Bama Hawk’s theme, how about Mark Mangino? I hear he’s a jolly fellow.

by txhawkeye on Nov 4, 2010 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Just re-hire Tim Brewster

Maybe this job scare will make him better

…/snicker

by Xarin on Nov 4, 2010 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Dick Jauron is your man

Dick Jauron = Dave Wanstedt, and Wanstedt has done well at Pitt, a program at a significant in-state recruiting disadvantage. Jauron is a coaching d-backs for the Lions, so he is probably available, although Wade Phillips may available soon as well.

by Randy Oldgoat on Nov 4, 2010 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

jesus

dude, you just did more work in that post than i did all week. Kudos!

I think yup, I agree with your ideas and I think one of the other keys is this: Leach will bring some panache, some real football genius to the Minnesota program. And Minnesota can recruit, Minnesota can fill stadiums…But Minnesota hasn’t had an effective offensive system since Maroney/Barber were killing linebackers together. And that’s been a long damn time.

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by Graham Filler on Nov 4, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would kill for Leach to come on up to Minneapolis. A shame it sounds like it’s a non-starter.

by Erik T on Nov 5, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I prefer E!SPN but BSPN is good too

That was some of the most one-sided “reporting” on the Leach story I’ve ever seen. Reading this makes me even more frustrated Minnesota isn’t considering Leach.

by Jeffrick on Nov 5, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

JDMILL

You want to know more about Coach Leach?

Find and READ … nytimes NYTimesMagazine Dec.4, 2005 “Coach Leach Goes Deep, Very Deep” by Michael Lewis……. You won’t regret it!

Michael Lewis wrote “Money Ball” and the “BLIND SIDE”.

This is an excellent football read ……….. but explains all thing Coach Leach.

YOU"VE got to read it.

Lewis is also interviewed on 60 Minutes by Scott Pelley – 60 Minutes- when 60 Minutes goes to Lubbock to see Leach. (That is in u-tube). Watch it!

Adam James’ video of him locked in the closet (by Speath communications) (his dad’s political PR firm – he’s running for Senator)…..is on u-tube too. Watch it carefully, from the beginning, and you’ll see what he wore to practice that day. (Plus that is NOT where the trainer put him.)

All the depositions (Adam’s:“I thought it was funny”) and e-mails from the “we are gonna fire him”, the year before at his contract signing are at the Dallas Morning News.

Still ….. we are planning on making our Administration walk the plank – - – and are going to drag Coach Leach back ………. So, you can’t have him!

by rose7 on Nov 4, 2010 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I had to rewatch the interview a thousand times
Has said the words “fat little girlfriends” in a press conference

I’m pretty sure he was talking about Adam James’ girlfriend… I shouldn’t say that. I’m just not a very big Craig James fan. I think Herbs needs to give that guy a good punch someday.

and that's another Hawkeye first down... EHAWW!!

by HawkPocket on Nov 4, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I just about punched that picture on my laptop, I'm not going to lie.

Seriously. Craig James is a total d-bag.

Oh no, don't tell me Matt Barkley ALSO doesn't tie his shoes...
Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 4, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Date Correction

11/01/2008 – Texas @ Texas Tech

by TTechWeb on Nov 4, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

The Michael Crabtree game?

That was epic in all measures.

Oh no, don't tell me Matt Barkley ALSO doesn't tie his shoes...
Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 4, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I AGREE with JD

Get Mike Leach now! He did beat Texas and OU more thasn once!

by Shooter3542 on Nov 30, 2010 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

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