Minnesota Football: Get me Mike Leach
If you didn't know any better, if you were to talk to a Gopher football fan these days, you would think that it was the off-season for football.
Honestly, we don't even talk about the actual football being played on the field anymore. Part of the reason is because we pretty much know what we're going to get every week (trying to establish the run, reverting to the pass, a 50% of lower completion % by Adam Weber, a circus catch by Da'Jon McKnight, we can't get a sack, we get torn up by off-tackle runs, we can't tackle... OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!). But the bigger reason is because our program is looking for a new coach.
No, really, I mean it, we are. I'm surprised you haven't heard about how horrible of a coach Tim Brewster turned out to be. About how he was all talk and no walk. About how he was a pretty good recruiter, but that didn't really matter because he didn't know what to do with the recruits once he got them on the field.
It's all true.
Anyway, we've wanted a new coach for about 13 weeks, but we've actually needed a new coach for about 3. (Don't look for any breakdowns of interim head coach Jeff Horton's skills as a coach... I could do without the head implosion today.)
So what do we (the fans) want in a new coach? In a name: Mike Leach.
It's pretty simple. Leach took a program at Texas Tech that was at a disadvantage to its D-I football brethren in the state of 10-gallon hats and he recruited well, graduated his players well and most importantly, he won games. He's the ONLY candidate that the Gophers could get who would strike fear in opposing teams. It's highly likely that when the Gophers land a new coach much of the Big Ten will be saying "yeah, but it's still Minnesota." Mike Leach might be the only coach who wouldn't illicit that response.
But you know, Leach is a weirdo, and the University of Minnesota is a strait-laced organization, and unfortunately that means that we tend to think that we don't associate with weirdos... to which I would respond "did you MEET Tim Brewster?" There also happens to be that little matter of Craig James' kid who was apparently a cry-baby whiner who Leach decided should spend some quality time in a dark shed due to a concussion... to which I would respond "do you have a better idea?"
So we're not getting Leach. We really aren't even considering him. Which chaps my ass to no end... but I guess I kind of get it. I don't have to like it, but I get it.
So what is it about Leachy that we like, and can we find it in another guy?
Here is a list of things about Leach that I like that we could hopefully find in another coach:
- Head Coaching experience at the D-I level
- A history of winning
- A creative recruiter
- A real X's & O's guy
- Somebody who isn't Minnesota-nice (i.e. passive-aggressive)
- A history of scaring the crap out of opposing coordinators
- Likes pirates
- Talks a lot about pirates
- Has a pirate statue in his office
- Thinks pirates are better than soldiers
- Has said the words "fat little girlfriends" in a press conference
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So funny
Also, thank you for using “minnesota-nice” in the correct context. I can’t tell you how many times lately I’ve seen it bandied about as a complement for nice people from the upper midwest.
Off Tackle Empire - Ruling on the Big Ten since 2008.
Minnesota Nice = Passive Aggressive
It’s not a compliment at all. I hate the phrase.
"We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude."
Off Tackle Empire
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Well seeing it used in a positive context always makes me cringe
I want to be like….“I really don’t think you know what those words mean…” to them.
Off Tackle Empire - Ruling on the Big Ten since 2008.
Agreed...
…anyone who says it in another context hasn’t lived in MN, interacted with a “MN nice” person, or has done one or both of the previously mentioned things while under heavy sedation. It’s an extremely annoying trait and a solid explanation for why Marc Trestman’s name keeps popping up. Don’t know who he is? Wiki him. Then when you wonder why he’s in consideration (even at MN), remember that MN nice = passive aggressive dbag and you’ll have a sense of who’s pushing Trestman.
Leach is the Wrong Guy
Two words for Minnesota: Jeff Blake.
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The Hawkeyes
"Bama Hawkeye, you know, the Iowa blogger who actually uses reason and analysis." - Patrick Vint
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I understand Leach’s appeal. Brew makes a lot of guys look good, and I, for one, think MN could do worse than Leach. However, he doesn’t care about defense, at all. RRod has taken that philosophy to a 4-16 conference record. At Michigan.
Following along Bama Hawk’s theme, how about Mark Mangino? I hear he’s a jolly fellow.
Dick Jauron is your man
Dick Jauron = Dave Wanstedt, and Wanstedt has done well at Pitt, a program at a significant in-state recruiting disadvantage. Jauron is a coaching d-backs for the Lions, so he is probably available, although Wade Phillips may available soon as well.
No Defense?
Mike loves defense, it’s just not his end of the game. At Texas Tech he did well, but things improved most on the defensive side when Ruffin McNeil was brought up. It was an impossible task getting the more athletic recruits, and rarely was a recruit stolen From UT, OU, aTm or Nebraska. But he found ways to beat them with their rejects. There was always a chance to win, because if the defense couldn’t exactly stop them, once the offense tested their defense, you would start to see the score-fest. The spirit of Texas Tech football left with Mike Leach; winning underdogs.
Mike Leach is his own person, their is no front or facade with him. If you chat with him and you’re reasonably intelligent you will get more than football. Pirates was just one of his many interests, but the fans first and then the media went with it, symbolically, so it stuck. I don’t know if he would go to Minnesota, but you won’t know either unless you ask him. He won’t play games and he won’t lie. He is responsible for keeping the team’s attention, so you won’t hear lame excuses in the event of a loss (Fat Little Girlfriends was not an excuse, it was a metaphor for losing the team’s attention. He followed the statement by saying that it was their failure as coaches to keep the team’s attention on the task at hand. He’s a politician’s worse nightmare because he won’t read their scripts. It’s practice and execution in a brilliantly timed and spaced scheme, and he will really work the team. They won’t do anything on the field that they haven’t practiced a hundred times. He only cares about football and the the student’s education. Struggling student athletes were put on study practice, and helped. There were no football player stacked free ride classes.
He never locked a student in an electrical closet for having a concussion. No one witnessed that student getting a concussion in any practice. Practicing for the Alamo Bowl, Leach had a kid standing on the sidelines with his hat on backwards, wearing designer sunglasses, with an attitude. He asked a trainer to take him off the field and put him in a dark place for the remainder of practice. Sure he was upset at his undermining. He did it because the student was in violation of team rules and was flaunting it in the presence of the team. All players come to practice injured or not wearing sweats (non-contact) or pads (contact), etc. This student made himself a distraction on purpose.
The important point is that he never touched the kid, and Leach was supposedly fired for this by the same institution that hired Bobby Knight. There’s a lot more to the story than what was spun on BSPN, but what is relevant is that Mike Leach loves the kids on his teams and works hard to make them successful on the field and in the classroom. He took athletically disadvantaged players in the conference and leveled the playing field for them and gave them opportunity. Your defense under Mike Leach will be as good as the quality of the recruits and the coaching skill of the DC and trainers. Mike’s staff was always high quality. Look at all the OC’s and HC’s that are doing well after leaving Tech. 10/01/2008 Brent and Herbie said that our defense was “the real deal” against the #1 ranked Longhorns. Listen to “what they say” or dig for yourself.
by TTechWeb on Nov 4, 2010 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
jesus
dude, you just did more work in that post than i did all week. Kudos!
I think yup, I agree with your ideas and I think one of the other keys is this: Leach will bring some panache, some real football genius to the Minnesota program. And Minnesota can recruit, Minnesota can fill stadiums…But Minnesota hasn’t had an effective offensive system since Maroney/Barber were killing linebackers together. And that’s been a long damn time.
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The quintessential Big Ten smoking room.
by Graham Filler on Nov 4, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer E!SPN but BSPN is good too
That was some of the most one-sided “reporting” on the Leach story I’ve ever seen. Reading this makes me even more frustrated Minnesota isn’t considering Leach.
JDMILL
You want to know more about Coach Leach?
Find and READ … nytimes NYTimesMagazine Dec.4, 2005 “Coach Leach Goes Deep, Very Deep” by Michael Lewis……. You won’t regret it!
Michael Lewis wrote “Money Ball” and the “BLIND SIDE”.
This is an excellent football read ……….. but explains all thing Coach Leach.
YOU"VE got to read it.
Lewis is also interviewed on 60 Minutes by Scott Pelley – 60 Minutes- when 60 Minutes goes to Lubbock to see Leach. (That is in u-tube). Watch it!
Adam James’ video of him locked in the closet (by Speath communications) (his dad’s political PR firm – he’s running for Senator)…..is on u-tube too. Watch it carefully, from the beginning, and you’ll see what he wore to practice that day. (Plus that is NOT where the trainer put him.)
All the depositions (Adam’s:“I thought it was funny”) and e-mails from the “we are gonna fire him”, the year before at his contract signing are at the Dallas Morning News.
Still ….. we are planning on making our Administration walk the plank – - – and are going to drag Coach Leach back ………. So, you can’t have him!
I had to rewatch the interview a thousand times
Has said the words “fat little girlfriends” in a press conference
I’m pretty sure he was talking about Adam James’ girlfriend… I shouldn’t say that. I’m just not a very big Craig James fan. I think Herbs needs to give that guy a good punch someday.

and that's another Hawkeye first down... EHAWW!!
I just about punched that picture on my laptop, I'm not going to lie.
Seriously. Craig James is a total d-bag.
Oh no, don't tell me Matt Barkley ALSO doesn't tie his shoes...
Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 4, 2010 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Date Correction
11/01/2008 – Texas @ Texas Tech
The Michael Crabtree game?
That was epic in all measures.
Oh no, don't tell me Matt Barkley ALSO doesn't tie his shoes...
Wisconsin, throwing the Big Ten into chaos since the beginning of time...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 4, 2010 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I AGREE with JD
Get Mike Leach now! He did beat Texas and OU more thasn once!

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