Silver Linings in Minnesota
It's been freakin' ugly for the Gophers this year. After a spirited 2nd half performance against USC, the crap has been flying around in so many different ways it's getting hard to keep track of them. Every single writer on this blog has voted Minnesota the worst team in the B1G for the last several weeks, and for good reason. Indiana should be thanking us for keeping them out of the cellar.
So I decided it's time to steal BabaOReally's idea, and try to find some silver linings. This ought to be interesting.
Cloud: The Gophers lost to North Dakota State. It was gross, and it was the third time in five years that the Gophers have managed to lose to an FCS team. This feat was accomplished with 3 different coaches.
Silver Lining: The Gopher offense did manage an impressive opening drive against NDSU. A clock-eater that was balanced and resulted in a TD. While it's not a ton to build on, it does show that this offense, with preparation and clear direction, can execute.
Cloud: The first half of the season was the easier half for the Gophers, but they managed to lose three games (NMSU, NDSU & Purdue) that looked very winnable coming into the season. Things get much tougher from here on out with Nebraska, Wisky, MSU, Illinois, Iowa & N'Western on the schedule.
Silver Lining: I would say there are two here. First, our most winnable games are behind us, which means as fans we can approach each Gopher game moving forward completely devoid of optimism and most likely significantly boozed up. Second, N'Western is reeling after losing 4 straight even with #PersaStrong back at the helm. I'm not saying the Gophers will beat N'Western, I'm just saying that game suddenly looks slightly more interesting.
Cloud: At 1-5 overall, with the toughest part of their schedule coming up, it's likely that the Gophers will manage to drop 5 strait games at The Bank.
Silver Lining: IT'S HOCKEY SEASON! The Gopher men's hockey team started out 4-0 with a sweep last weekend over defending National Champions University of Minnesota Duluth. The Gophers have one of the most exciting freshman in the game in native Minnesotan Kyle Rau, and the Gophers look to get back to their championship contending ways.
Cloud: The Gophers have the worst offense in the B1G.
Silver Lining: A lot of freshman are getting a significant amount of playing time which can only help their development. Against Purdue WR Marcus Jones had a 32 yard reception and a kickoff returned for a TD. QB Max Shortell has played in every game this season. Tommy Olson, Jimmy Gjere and Zac Epping have all gotten a good amount of playing time on the OL and are all freshmen. This playing time should help them out in coming years.
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Cloud: Don Lucia’s contract was just extended through 2014-15.
Silver Lining: The Twin Cities hair gel industry will stay in business for another few years.
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by texwestern on Oct 19, 2011 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Greatness!
Cloud: Max Shortell is a Ginger
Silver Lining: Being soulless is a trait of the Honey Badger too
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
The only silver lining involves getting a new and competent AD
Minnesota finally has a University President with a proven commitment to the major revenue sport, now it needs a big time AD to build the program up.
The Bank is a wonderful stadium. The U has a ton to sell. They need the right guy to do it. Because the Bank was a giant investment. They paid for the stadium of a big time program. Now it’s time to allocate resources like a big time program.
I'm not a grammar Nazi normally . . . but I have to ask
Are you already employing the “drink heavily” strategy for this Saturday’s game? Some pretty awful errors in this one, my man. (aught inseat of ought/ strait instead of straight.)
Your sure your not a grammer nazi?
See what I did there? I will correct these mistakes on the double.
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Minnesota Football:
At least we lose in a beautiful new stadium, a dontcha’ know!
You win with people (not named Joe Bauserman)
by BuckeyeSki on Oct 19, 2011 2:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
They really do
have a nice stadium.
They’ll win eventually. Right? Right?
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by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Oct 19, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
magic eight ball says...
ask again later.
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by TheEvilProfessor on Oct 20, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Cloud: The Gophers will lose Floyd in a couple of weeks
Silver Lining: With no trophies on the shelf, it will be MUCH easier to dust.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Cloud: Gophers will probably lose Floyd in humiliating fashion
Silver Lining: Iowa fans will have plenty of opportunities to troll for random bathroom hookups with other Iowa fans once the game is safely out of reach at halftime.
by Midnight Rambler on Oct 19, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
As things are going now (cloud) I'm a bit concerned that UM won't be able to *afford* to *open* the bathrooms.
Silver Lining: we can focus on removing goal posts, rather than virtue.
We play tackle football.
Cloud: Kill tells most current Gophers they are no good--in a magazine article.
Silver Lining: Early word has it Kill is doing well at in-state recruiting, which is more than Mason and Brewster could say.
by Midnight Rambler on Oct 19, 2011 2:46 PM CDT reply actions
Karl Klug?
Larry Fitzgerald, Seantrel Henderson, and Chris Weinke are three other D-I players from Minnesota who did, or are doing, all right in college.
Problem is, none of them played for the U of M.
by Midnight Rambler on Oct 19, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
James Laurinaitis, John Stocco...
Isaac Anderson, Beau Allen, Brendan Kelly, Broderick Binns, Casey Dehn…
hint, you might want to put up a decent team. Or else players like Dehn and Anderson will slip right through your fingers and into the hands of Wisconsin.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 20, 2011 6:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Michael Floyd
And Minnesotans – Eric Decker, Marion Barber III, Mark Setterstrom, Matt Spaeth, Ben Utech
There’s some talent coming out of MN
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
Silver Troll Lining: home field is a AAA ballpark environment
Silver lining: a real coach could blow up MLPS CFB. But who?
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3 FCS losses attributed to 2 coaches?
Isn’t it NDSU (Brewster & Kill) and U-SoDak (Brewster) ??

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