I am thrilled out of my damn socks for three specific games this week, because as far as predictions go, I don't what the hell is going to happen. You think I know which Ohio State offensive line will show up, the one that knocked Wisconsin all around or the one that got manhandled by Purdue? You think I have any idea if Michigan can slow a power running attack like Nebraska? And even though your mind gives some cognitive dissonance about picking Purdue over Iowa, that game is inching closer to a tossup in my mind.

Enjoy some prognosticating and then log onto Yahoo! to weigh in. OH AND HOW IN GODS NAME CAN I WATCH FIVE B1G GAMES AT ONE TIME? Even my DVR can't do that.

NOON GAMES

Iowa @ Purdue

All signs point to Iowa losing this game...And I follow signs. Underwhelming Iowa versus overachieving Purdue. Why not follow the Boiler momo? Purdue wins at home.

Wisconsin @ Illinois

The Badgers...aren't a good road team. The running game just doesn't go downhill on the road like it does in Madison. But they're still odds on favorites to win the B1G. Wisky on the road.

Nebraska @ Michigan

The brand names, the jerseys, the 1997 controversy, the mutual respect, the ability to talk about glory years...Such a great matchup. The Wolverines still haven't beat a big time B1G team though and until they do...Nebraska on the road.

3:30 GAME

Penn State @ Ohio State

Went back and forth with this one. Look what PSU's defense has done this year, no way Braxton Miller can do anything against them, PSU wins. WAIT. OSU's defense is no slouch, combine that with the dysfunctional Nittany Lion defense and homefield advantage...OSU wins. Now I'm just kind of confused. I'll take homefield, Bucks win.

8:00 GAME

USC @ Oregon

Oregon, much like Hansel, is so hot right now. USC is essentially Stanford, with higher level recruits. Look what happened to Stanford. Ducks win.