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Spanning the Empire: Your Pizza Bowl Open Thread

It's Purdue! It'e Western Michigan! It's a better bowl game than Urban Meyer and Ohio State will see next year!


Don't blame me, Babaoreally picked the playlist for the day.

The Big Ten kicks off its bowl season with a must win game against Western Michigan. If the B1G has any hope of reaching six wins, it's going to need this one. Come on in and join and party. Today's drink of choice may be predictable, but when you're chasing alcohol with alcohol, you know that you're in the right place.

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Is it wrong to be fired up about the Pizza Bowl?

No, no it is not.

"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

if being fired up for the pizza bowl is wrong

well Ted, I don’t want to be right

Going to find my way to a classy establishment soon

God Bless

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by Graham Filler on Dec 27, 2011 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, since my favorite type of pizza...

…is wood or coal fired pizza then no, I would say it is not wrong.

by GoAUpher on Dec 27, 2011 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

B1G bowling…..the march to 10-0 begins.

Boiler the fuck up everyone….

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 3:28 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

I hereby curse jNW

since I thought that this thing known as Purdue was the only representative of the B1G to ever go to this bowl. May you learn the terrors of having won a bowl game.

/tongue in cheek
//was going to make a joke about this being the Purdue bowl

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

Nice work Purdue punt coverage…..

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 3:36 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

wow

nice mustache on that Purdue LB

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 3:41 PM CST reply actions  

Rec this. Rec this hard. __

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 3:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

well done sir

You win with people (not named Joe Bauserman)

by BuckeyeSki on Dec 27, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Had to resist urge to make a distasteful Sandusky joke….

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 3:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

rec this hard. Ahem...

That’s what she said

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

4th down for WMU

You could argue that was more bad offense than good D though.

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 3:42 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

not meant as a knock on Purdue

But there were 3 drops.

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 3:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

BTFU? Isn't that what I'm supposed to say?

Anyhow, I’m stuck at work and the phones are dead. ESPN3 is slowly loading and I’m ready for some football!!! Oh, and Happy Holidays/New Year/etc. Yay Footbawl!

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 3:42 PM CST reply actions  

WOOOO!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Who's the shemale doing the broadcast?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 3:43 PM CST reply actions  

Beth Gowins….she’s far better than Pam Ward….

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 3:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

by default?

You win with people (not named Joe Bauserman)

by BuckeyeSki on Dec 27, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

That was my thought.

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mind Pam Ward

I’d take her over Musburger any day of the week.

by br27 on Dec 29, 2011 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

She's still not very good.

Neither is the color guy. This is painful to listen to.

To her credit, I think she’s better than the dude though.

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Not listening and I already assume they are better than the Independence Bowl guy...

…who kept qualifying all the “Mizzou to SEC” comments with “if/might/assuming/etc” even though it is totally a done deal. I wondered where he had been for the past few months. So small a detail yet it spoke volumes about his ineptitude.

by GoAUpher on Dec 27, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

How can you tell Pam Ward is calling your game?

This guy starts knocking on the door.

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey now. Show respect.

In a related note, I got a stuffed Cthuhlu plushie for Christmas.

Best.
Gift.
Ever.

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by mvrck on Dec 27, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I will say this about Beth Gowins

She’s actually a mid-level play-by-play announcer. She’s not great, but she is not bad. She’s better than about 5 or 6 of the dunderheads that ESPN and FOXSports Regional trots out there, and on a par with another 7 of them. The good thing about that: it shows that it’s not that it’s not that women are bad at calling football games, it’s that Pam Ward is bad at calling football games.

And yes, she has been brought down all year by the banal nothingness of Mike Belotti.

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by Bama Hawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Mike Belotti is the color guy?

And by color, I mean as zesty as hominy.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't hate on Beth Gowins

She has already done and Illinois basketball and a couple of Illinois volleyball games for ESPN.

She grew on me, not nearly as bad as some of the other dolts that call the games.

They have two liter bottles now? To think I spent all that time demanding a liter!

by Say Ramrod on Dec 28, 2011 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Running well but not holding onto the ball too well….

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 3:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

That was worse than an arm punt Terbush…._

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 3:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

It looked like TerBush got poked in the eye

on that fumble.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Ughh...

Why are you even passing? Play like a frickin Big Ten team.

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

Well... that was something.

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

Ouch

not…not good

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

Is ESPN3 ahead of the game on TV?

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

possibly

they’re at commercial as I post this

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting...

I never know if I’m commenting ahead or behind the rest of the group. I need to have the volume down today.

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

we have our answer

TV came back from commercial about a second before the stream

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually let's do this a little more empirically

/changesTVtocablefromFF6

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok, Purdue

You’re down 8-0 because of a trick play and a fake. Now pound the ball down the field and answer. Run the football! RUN RUN RUN!

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 3:50 PM CST reply actions  

Paul Chryst laughs at this notion

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

It might be cheap, it might be convenient, but it's still Little Caesars

If they get a bowl, what do you think it would take for OTE to sponsor a bowl? If we all give like $10 could we name it something awesome?

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

The "Consider them rolled" Bowl?

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

The OTE Basement Bloggers Bowl

Coming to you live from the shittiest stadium in America, The Metrodome!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I rec this.

The 3-Way bowl. Make it happen!

by GoAUpher on Dec 27, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Most watched non-new year's non-BCS bowl?

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Look for the special collector's edition DVD by Vivid Video

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd still watch.

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

We need EDSBS in on this

the FUCK CLEMSON and MICHIGAN SUCKS bowl

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

You want to know why?

BECAUSE MICHIGAN SUCKS!

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 28, 2011 5:00 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I think he's

Blackanese

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by BuckeyeSki on Dec 27, 2011 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

would epic sack work for you?

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Toe-may-toe, toh-mah-toe

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

INT!

Non-existant entity ball!

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 4:02 PM CST reply actions  

Hey, a positive for Purdue!

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:02 PM CST reply actions  

INTERCEPTION

Now get some points!

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 4:03 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Why art thou passing?

Please please just pound the football!

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 4:03 PM CST reply actions  

Purdue's offense looks confused...

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:04 PM CST reply actions  

Ron Zook is pleased

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

OT: Anyone seen the Oregon Rose Bowl uniforms?

A warning: What is seen cannot be unseen.

http://www.nikeinc.com/news/oregon-ducks-will-wear-most-innovative-football-uniform-to-date-for-rose-bowl#/inline/6256

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:04 PM CST reply actions  

I feel like the Robot helmets are a NCAA violation

Surely they are some sort of advantage on the playing field.

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

And wings.

I don’t think wings are legal.

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

or the bionic undergarment

that can’t be legal

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Right. Wisconsin should really get a complaint to the NCAA before the game.

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Or they should just add thorns to the jersey...

It’ll fit the motif of the rose petal pattern in the numbers after all.

by GoAUpher on Dec 27, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Or the sacks of cash for Willie Lyles to steer guys to Eugene

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice catch.

1st and Goal

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 4:09 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Okay, Wheel Left Canseco, on one. Ready, break!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:09 PM CST reply actions  

Yay Purdue!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:10 PM CST reply actions  

Wow again...

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions  

NICE

Onside kick for Purdue

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 4:12 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

WHOA!

Darth Hope says “Two can play that game!”

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 4:13 PM CST reply actions  

BALLS

That is what you have if you onside in the Pizza Pizza Bowl in the first quarter…

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 4:13 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

hey

You never know that you’ll get a chance to win a (Pizza Bowl) championship again. You’ve got to use all of your tricks.

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by Bama Hawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 4:16 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Gotta love Purdue...

Only they could be dominating time of possession 12:50-2:10, total yards 143-63, and be on pace for over 550 yards of offense at the end of the first quarter… and still be losing.

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 4:15 PM CST reply actions  

As a sidenote

I noticed the kicker had his mouthguard jammed in the top of his helmet instead of in his mouth. Was that a dead giveaway that he wasn’t going to do anything or do you think he probably just didn’t care?

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:15 PM CST reply actions  

DERP

(/sobs)
(/fumbles)
(/ACL still intact)
(/knocks on wood)

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

Unbelievable.

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

aaaaaand we're back to Purdue looking confused.

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

Nevermind...

This is just getting ridiculous.

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions  

what happened?

On my way home from work

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:25 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

interception

On sort of a zone blitz by purdue

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 4:25 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

LOL

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:26 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

So...

Purdue scores
Recovers onside kick
fumbles inside the red zone
WMU starts driving and then throws another pick

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I've already got my Dr Pepper

so LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
/getslynchmobbed

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

all the turnovers?

ALL THE TURNOVERS!

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes.

and Purdue still looks lost, despite having the lead.

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah... and then some

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Is 31st best worth commenting on?

I don’t even mean that as a knock, it’s just that it really means nothing, right? What is the line of demarcation between 20 and 30? 31 and 51?

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:35 PM CST reply actions  

DOUBLE U..... TEEE.... EFFFFF?

What was that? That arm punt would put Martinez to shame, even if he was hit!

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 4:37 PM CST reply actions  

they need to review that play

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 4:38 PM CST reply actions  

Also

Don’t knowif you intended this. But nice touch with the Mr. Brownstone song, Since it is about the apartments at Purdue, its quite fitting. (Axl Rose is from Lafayette, IN)

by PurdueEnginerd on Dec 27, 2011 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

TD Black Hole!

Kick return is good

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

99 Yards

Looks like I picked the right time to tune in.

by wallrock on Dec 27, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Now this is the type of scoring frenzy we all hoped for!

You know, minus the crappy play and what not…

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:43 PM CST reply actions  

So I miss a fumble, pick, WMU TD

and turn the game on just in time to see a kickoff return TD.

LOLZ for everyone!!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

Second Big Ten Lead of the bowl season!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

You are soooooo shitting me!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

and RECOVERED!

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

ONSIDE! ONSIDE!

Little Caesars paid Hoke to do that. You know it’s true.

by GoAUpher on Dec 27, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Again with the mouthpiece in the helmet!

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

This can't be a good game to watch via gamecast

too many WTF moments

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

You know WMU was thinking “There’s no way they’d try that twice”

by nuftw on Dec 27, 2011 4:49 PM CST reply actions  

Bad WMU defense

is baaaaaaaad.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:50 PM CST reply actions  

In the case of Minnesota, they chose to abandon any semblance of a defense

and [DATA NOT FOUND ERROR] moved up and down the field at will.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 28, 2011 5:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Will it be sent to it's room?

or is it already there?

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

They're about to be put out back

after they get their nose rubbed in to it again.

BAD WMU defense! BAD!

//swats with rolled up paper

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

If there are Minny or Wisconsin fans here, they can probably relate

But doesn’t WMU’s defense remind you of Cosgrove’s patented Bend and eventually Break defense?

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know what you are talking about.

First, that’s because I only just turned on the GameCast. Second, who is this Cosgrove you speak of? I have some foggy inkling of the man you speak of, but I can’t quite recall anything about him. It’s almost like I’ve suppressed the memories…

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If only we could all forget the pain that he put us through.

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

That ability comes with your Welcome to Gopher Nation packet.

What they don’t tell you is that this skill comes with a side effect. Horrible, horrible flashbacks to choke jobs past.

by GoAUpher on Dec 27, 2011 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Is this between hangovers?

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Or anytime the Gophers punt with a small lead late in the 4th.

That particular flashback has not been common recently though.

by GoAUpher on Dec 27, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

TD Purdue! 24-15

Side note: was that a Bengals fan in the background?

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EXCELLENT!

But do not let up, Major Hope! Next year you could find yourself fightin’ Rebels instead of these injuns! Show no mercy!

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

Caleb TerBush looks like he's 11

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:54 PM CST reply actions  

Whew...

…Wiggy almost forgot how to kick it regular there.

by GoAUpher on Dec 27, 2011 4:55 PM CST reply actions  

and we have a kick out the endzone

damn, I was looking forward to making a Les Miles joke

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 4:55 PM CST reply actions  

That was a terrible pass

Who calls the reverse option pass on a 3rd and short? I don’t know if I can keep watching this.

by wallrock on Dec 27, 2011 4:59 PM CST reply actions  

Les Miles?

wait a second…is he calling in the plays for BOTH SIDES?

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Terrible spot.

He was short by half a yard.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 4:59 PM CST reply actions  

So is Danny Hope

and today I mean that in a good way. Two onside kicks in the first half against a MAC team is freakin’ boss.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Is anyone in that stadium not confused?

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

Oh Dear Lord

Seriously Purdue? SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 5:03 PM CST reply actions  

Okay now DATA NOT FOUND repeat after me

THIS IS MY FOOTBAW! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!

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by Pariahwulfen on Dec 27, 2011 5:07 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

THIS IS MY FOOTBALL THIS IS MY GUN

This is for fighting, this is for fun!!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 5:10 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Late flag on

WMU. Personal foul.

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"Well, it worked so well, so why not?"

I can get behind that logic.

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by KennardHusker on Dec 27, 2011 5:11 PM CST reply actions  

Tonight's lesson?

Always onside kick. Hope has big balls.

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 5:24 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Surprise onside kicks are actually a good statistical bet.

WARNING: Math-y MGoBlog post quoted…

Surprise On-Sides Kicks

Do them more.

OK you need more than that? Advanced NFL stats ran the numbers for the NFL and found that success rates for onside kicks are 20% when expected and 60% when not expected. I found a similar spread for college. Out of 663 expected onside kicks in my database, 23% were recovered by the kicking team. Only 146 (about 1 per week) surprise onsides where tried but 64% of those were recovered. The break-even success rate needed for a surprise onside kick is 46%, the market for surprise on-side kicks is definitely undervalued.

by GoAUpher on Dec 27, 2011 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Was Kiel the one who initially committed to Indiana?

Cause he reportedly just committed to LSU.

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 5:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

yeah,

But when I think about it, I think that’s more of an indictment on Indiana rather than the B1G.

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 5:28 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

How in god's name is a #1 recruit passing on Indiana...

…any sort of indictment of Indiana? It should just be assumed that such a thing would happen. Same thing is true when Minny didn’t get Henderson. Still sucks, but let’s be honest here.

by GoAUpher on Dec 27, 2011 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

well,

That’s what I meant, poor wording aside. I agree completely. I was just trying to say this shouldn’t be taken as a horrible thing for the B1G.

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 5:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Oh...

…well…don’t I feel dumb for overreacting then. =)

by GoAUpher on Dec 27, 2011 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Not gonna lie...

Little surprised Purdue didn’t onside kick to start the second half….

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 5:35 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

ugh...

Holding on purdue.

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 5:36 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Great catch, horrid coverage.

Defense hasn’t shown up this drive.

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 5:37 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Dropped TD pass.

4th down and a break for Purdue.

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wowww

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by Graham Filler on Dec 27, 2011 5:44 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Not for nothing, but crowd at the Atlanta airport bar is impressed with Hope calling for those onside kicks, and enjoying this game….

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Ugh

I despise that airport. Not you Chad, you’re good people.

by txhawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Frankly i kinda like ATL…
could be much worse….

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By the way...

That’s the 3rd 15 yarder on #2.

by MSULaxer27 on Dec 27, 2011 5:55 PM CST reply actions  

yep.

You could argue that call was a little harsh, though.

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 5:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Did anyone hear Beth Mowins mention that Purdue was trying to bleed the clock

With 10 minutes left in the 3rd and a 9 point lead? Is she related to Kirk Ferentz?

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No,

But I tend to tune out announcers regardless of how well they’re doing.

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You're a B1G team Purdue

Keep running, Boilers…keep running.

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 6:00 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

well...

…that was unfortunate.

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 6:07 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

So uhhh, what's happened this game

Beyond that WTF interception play that just happened

Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!

by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

Great job Gooden.

All ready to strike that TD pose and DERP!

by MSULaxer27 on Dec 27, 2011 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

OH MY GOD

REALLY? Interception, and a fumble. But it was a net loss of about 17.

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god

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by Graham Filler on Dec 27, 2011 6:09 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I remember when Penn State tried to do that vs Prudue

And Purdue was like “LOLnop”

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

Who's getting MACrificed?

I just got home from work

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:18 PM CST reply actions  

Crisp, quality football

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:25 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

bwaahaaahaa

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Jeebus effin Cripes

Leave politics out of my football please. Pro-bama, Nobama, I don’t need fucking commercials thanking any politician for their work*.

*politicians have never created a damn job… ever… Red or blue… ever.. Entrepreneurs create jobs.

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 6:23 PM CST reply actions  

Hey, a lot of hookers would be out of jobs if it weren't for politicians

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah!!!!

Like all those “entrepreneurs” who started the TVA and WPA.

Damn gub’mint.

by MSULaxer27 on Dec 27, 2011 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Not even going to respond..

because politics has no place on here.

My bad for even bringing it up.

(but MSUlaxer, I will gladly refute your point should you just to message me. But no discussion here please…. Caution: libertarian)

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

So wait.

Both Siller and Gooden wear number 2?

Did Purdue not have enough jersey’s to go around?

by MSULaxer27 on Dec 27, 2011 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

I think a lot of players double down on Jersey #'s

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Dan Persa and Hunter Bates both wear 7 for Northwestern….FYI….

by Chadnudj on Dec 27, 2011 6:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

In 2008...

Both Malcolm Jenkins and Terrelle Pryor wore #2.

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

FG Purdue.

12 point game.

by OSUreds on Dec 27, 2011 6:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Timed perfectly.

is this in Detroit?

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Purdue scoffs at these responses

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Does anyone actually eat Little Caesar’s Pizza intentionally? I’m curious about this all of a sudden

by txhawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 6:30 PM CST reply actions  

I ate it once in State College

I just found out we had one this year

it was “Eh” level. I wouldn’t recommend it

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

those hot n’ ready pizzas are cash money when you’re running late from work and don’t want to cook.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Eleventythree

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, I'm so confused!

Which is it, eleventythree or eleventeen?

by hoegher on Dec 27, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

elevenpurple is highest

by txhawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Blue Man Group?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

Even Mike Belotti was alughing

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

Purdue DOES defense

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

Oxymoron of the day:

‘beautiful downtown Detroit’

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

The stereotypes in the LIttle Caesar's commercials, especially that asian lady, were absolutely hilarious

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:40 PM CST reply actions  

Creepy audio

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

So on Jordan White's arm

is that a tattoo of the state of Ohio, or a birthmark?

Seriously, WTF is that?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

Ohio

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

That thing looks like shit

by txhawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

#72 for WMU

Still has a little baby fat. That’s gonna cause some heart problems some day

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

Greg Robinson approves of the Purdue defense

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:47 PM CST reply actions  

It's the

we’re going to get no pressure and play disinterested in the secondary defense

by txhawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

He wears crocs?

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

No, he tries to make tight throws that tend to lead to intercept- oh.

I get it, you’re making a joke. GET YOUR HUMOR OUT OF MY ATTEMPTS AT WITTY COMMENTS.

by hoegher on Dec 27, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Does he text dick shots to Jenn Sterger too?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

by txhawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Is that commercial electric football

or footage of a Jim Bollman offense?

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:50 PM CST reply actions  

Little Caesars's being too cheap to hire actors is like Little Caeser's being too cheap to use real ingredients

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:50 PM CST reply actions  

The crazy bread is legit

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

If nothing else, I'll take these commercials over these Lexus commercials

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

word

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

LOST HIS FOOTING

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

BOILER UP

WAIT, HE FUMBLED IT

WHAT THE FUCK PURDUE. WHAT THE HELL

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

Oh Jesus

I’ve seen everything now.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

Ooooh this is loco

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

This game.... like, seriously Purdue?

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus, what a fiasco

by txhawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

White's going to hate a nice role as a #2 in the NFL

Also, White’s tattoo looks like a boot to me

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

:3

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

So this is what my Dad meant when

he told me I was going through Canada to get to Mexico.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

Assuming WMU scores and attempts an onside kick (no guarantee, I know)

When’s the last time 3 onside kicks were recovered in a single game?

by hoegher on Dec 27, 2011 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

And it's a game again

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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

Dunno,

with only 1 TO, they may have to.

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5 point differential? We need a Purdue fg and WM TD w/ 2 to get there. More fun

by txhawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Jordan White loves maps

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

unsure

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The Seven Kingdoms

//Game of Thrones’d

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Nine total turnovers.

5 by Western Mich, 4 by Purdue. wow.

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 7:00 PM CST reply actions  

More trickery

Will Purdue Boiler Up, or Boiler Down?

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I'm so confused

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by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

55 is fast

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Dec 27, 2011 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

#55 for WMU just acted like he saw a Krispy Kreme

Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!

by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 7:03 PM CST reply actions  

Oh OMHR. This is not going to end well

by txhawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 7:04 PM CST reply actions  

Okay, so drive to the five yard line.

Then fumble recovery for a Purdue TD. Right?

by hoegher on Dec 27, 2011 7:04 PM CST reply actions  

265 yards for Jordan white?

……. wow

Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!

by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

What the fuck is that on his right arm?

by txhawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

Well, good. BOILER UP

Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!

by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

How dare Purdue not

turn it immediately back over.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

Holy crap, there really have been

eleventy turnovers in this game. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA – 7 turnovers? And they’re going to win by 5

by txhawkeye on Dec 27, 2011 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

There have been a lot of fights at the end of bowl games this year

Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!

by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

And Hope lives on

Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!

by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

Well, I'll take it.

For as sloppy as Purdue played, this is a quality win. This used to be the kind of game Purdue/the Big Ten would lose. Sloppy sloppy sloppy. But a win nonetheless.

by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 27, 2011 7:10 PM CST reply actions  

We just have different opinions on what defines quality.

Squeaking out a victory over a middling team doesn’t meet my definition of quality.

They did win.

by MSULaxer27 on Dec 27, 2011 7:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Right

I can’t wait for MSU to come back down to Earth and you lose your higher than mighty attitude.

Dosvidaniya, bitches! BTFU!

by BoilerUpAT on Dec 27, 2011 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

It might be a while.

I hope you have things to do while you wait.

by MSULaxer27 on Dec 27, 2011 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I do. Continuing to enjoy making fun of your ridiculous predictions

And watching my team build a program.

Michigan State is, well Michigan State. Enjoy your success while you can, because every team comes back down eventually. And I think it will happen sooner than you like to think it will.

Dosvidaniya, bitches! BTFU!

by BoilerUpAT on Dec 27, 2011 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

What exactly does this mean?
Michigan State is, well Michigan State.

I guess I’m OK with that, whatever it means. I will discuss this at some later date, but the future seems very bright for both the University and our athletic program.

You can, I guess console yourself by being known as “the best basketball program never to win an NCAA title”.

by MSULaxer27 on Dec 27, 2011 9:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Middling?

The team had one loss to a non-bowl team. They have one of the best WR-QB tandems in college football. Western Michigan is not a cupcake.

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by U-God on Dec 27, 2011 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

And 27th in total offense.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Dec 27, 2011 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is the second best offense the Boilermakers faced all year.

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by U-God on Dec 27, 2011 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

You know, I think I would forget if he weren't such a total douche to Purdue all the time.

It’s an easy thing to throw in his face. It would go away if he’d stop needing things thrown in his face.

"Hey Jay, what time is it?"
"9:30"
"AND IU STILL SUCKS!"

by Boiler Bandsman on Dec 28, 2011 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

And onto more bowls

Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!

by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

And we're off to the Belk Bowl!!

1-0 is better than 0-1.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 7:11 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

And Bridgewater is doing his best to play like the Little Caesar's Bowl

Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!

by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 27, 2011 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

Man, the turnover bug from Detroit has infected the Belk Bowl

NC State punter drops the snap, and Louisville set up inside the State 5.

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by Ted Glover on Dec 27, 2011 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

7-6 baby!

That was pretty worthwhile to go to.

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