Spanning the Empire: Your Insight Bowl Open Thread
It's Iowa! It's Oklahoma! It's time to make Arizona the state where Iowa will have played the second most games in the last two years!
You can blame me for this one.
The Big Ten looks to keep its momentum (1-0, Baby!) rolling as Iowa heads to the Valley of the Sun. The question is: who will show up. And, I don't mean which team will be motivated. I mean, which team will have enough players. Both teams have suspended, sent home, and lost transfers since the season ended. It should be refreshing for whomever is left to just get on the field.
Come on in and join and party. Today's drink of choice is the pride of Iowa. No, the other one. This, mixed with some Red Bull should keep us going through this late night affair. We don't expect Iowa to win, but they have a history of keeping things close.
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I have no clue how Wake is within nine of Miss St.
Cause they are playing some really stupid football. Bizarre play calls, poor blocking technique. Blah.
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 8:34 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Then again
The D has been good.
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 8:43 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
The Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl tomorrow
Is this the worst bowl matchup ever? I’d call it a Cripple Fight, but that would be like Stephen Hawking vs. Christopher Reeve.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
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no
There have matchups with 6-6 non-AQ teams that were much worse. That said, I don’t know anyone excited about the game.
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by Bama Hawkeye on Dec 30, 2011 9:21 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Good defense early for Iowa.
3 and out. I think I’m the only one here.
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 9:19 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I hope they win tonight.
Its a tall order, but not impossible. the conference needs this
by LincolnParkWildcat on Dec 30, 2011 9:20 PM CST reply actions
Vandenberg has been off so far on his passes.
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 9:23 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
OK, really off.
Interception. Ouch.
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 9:24 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
That pass was straight up Morelli style
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 9:24 PM CST reply actions
Not even close.
It took Oklahoma at two plays to score following the pass.
That’s no where near a Pick 6.
"This is being a Penn State fan. We’ll prove it, or we won’t. It’s not about proving it to them, it’s about proving to ourselves."
Oklahoma: 13 yards, 1 TD
Iowa: 13 yards, 1 TO
Time to get B1G Iowa
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Well
Run it behind Reiff? I dunno, Iowa can’t really play shootout
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 9:26 PM CST reply actions
Fears
This could be MSU-Bama part deux.
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by Bama Hawkeye on Dec 30, 2011 9:28 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
come on Iowa, no stupid mental mistakes (or interceptions)!
am i asking too much tonight?
by LincolnParkWildcat on Dec 30, 2011 9:29 PM CST reply actions
I keep running the ball right now.
Seems to be somewhat effective…
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 9:31 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
RUN A SCREEN
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 9:35 PM CST reply actions
Iowa will not win this game
I’m sorry but they’re horrible…
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by Graham Filler on Dec 30, 2011 9:39 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Great run by Vandenberg.
First down.
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 9:39 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Why not run it off Reiff in that instance?
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 9:41 PM CST reply actions
Damn it Iowa
Take the FG and get some points after an impressive drive like that.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Iowa can't win this with FGs
OU isn’t going to score some points. IA has to go for the TD from there. McNutt was wide open.
Loved McNutt
Standing at the top of the formation yelling, “DUDE! THERE IS NOBODY ACROSS FROM ME!”
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 30, 2011 9:43 PM CST reply actions
Well, that's two missed scoring opportunities for Iowa, counting that dropped pick
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by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 9:44 PM CST reply actions
And that d-lineman for Iowa
Just dropped what would have been the easiest touchdown of his life.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 30, 2011 9:44 PM CST reply actions
AWWWW YEAH MATT MILLEN IN DA BOOTH
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 9:45 PM CST reply actions
hey, Oklahoma stole Indiana's uniforms!
Mr. Delany! Mr. Delany! Do something!!! /snark
by LincolnParkWildcat on Dec 30, 2011 9:46 PM CST reply actions
Back Judge Terry Porter with a cameo appearance
/2003 Fiesta Bowl’d
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Well, I am now watching football
on my 50" plasma HD TV.
Damn, why didn’t I do this years ago?
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
That's what she said
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Actually, a 3D 1080p 65" for $700...brand new
I’ll take it!
3D TV is a gimmick until you dont have to wear glasses
by LincolnParkWildcat on Dec 30, 2011 9:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Very true
Which is why I don’t own the glasses.
Plus, what is in 3D nowadays where you don’t have to give half your retirement fund for equipment?
Eh, mine has to fit in a TV cabinet in the living room
Once we finish the basement, , I already got the go ahead for a 65" and home theater.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
I brought it home, and my wife goes "WTF WHY DID YOU GET SUCH A BIG TV?!"
Now she can’t watch Grey’s Anatomy on anything else…
It's not how big it is...
…it’s how close you sit to it.
/uhhhhhhh, maybe I should have waited to post this.
I agree
Got a 65" a couple years back. They gave us a 25% discount because it was their floor model and the last one they had.
I can’t even remember what it was like to play PS3 or XBox on anything else.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 30, 2011 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
Santa’s GPS was effed up.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Similar. I'm very glad my roommate decided to get a large TV.
I’m less glad that he took his X-Box and I’ll have to stream the Rose Bowl through a computer instead.
Not a bad first quarter,
but Oklahoma probably shouldn’t be up 7 right now.
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 9:50 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Y'know, despite being down by 7, I really don't feel any momentum towards OU in any way
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
I'm a Wisconsin Badger fan (5th year senior in ChemE here), but I grew up in Minnesota.
The upside-down motion W is my way of representing that. I also hang out at the Daily Norseman from time to time, being a Vikings fan. It’s a rough existence currently.
Or how Oklahoma St lost to Iowa State
Did anyone see that Pinstripe Bowl crapfest?
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
How dare you doubt the magic of Paul Rhoads
How dare you
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Yea that was pretty...
…well, pretty something
Some.
I’m going to assume that isn’t a sign of things to come next year for OSU’s offense, because ISU didn’t show up on offense at all.
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 9:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
or UNC's defense against Mizzou
I keep telling myself not to panic, so I won’t. But wasn’t impressed with Withers or Herman.
At all. In Urb I trust.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
New TV ops check? Good
Beverage ops check:

Now goddamn it Iowa, give me a trifecta.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Red Solo Cup, my Red Solo Cup
Gotta admit, I like that song.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
I miss the Capital One Bowl week thing
That was set to the first day of christmas. That was a lot better than this
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. It is nearing LETS HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME obnoxiousness.
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 9:59 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
im surprised that song hasnt showed up tonight
perhaps the ad rates are too rich for dr. pepper
by LincolnParkWildcat on Dec 30, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Never heard it
The button you want is labelled MUTE.
Use it. It makes ESPN much more tolerable.
If Vandenburg could just plant his feet and make some good decisions
Iowa would be in good shape
Based on his decade of front office incompetence in Detroit
if Matt Millen tells me somebody is out of sync, by God I believe it.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Pick a receiver!
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
I'm watching the game between cleaning our house and procrastinating on the Internets.
But Vandenberg has completed like one pass, right?
and oklahoma has 11 yards on 11 plays
by LincolnParkWildcat on Dec 30, 2011 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
I'm beginning to think Ryan Broyles was the entire Oklahoma offense.
Like, the offensive playbook was just BROYLES written in capitol letters (Comic Sans, of course) on every page.
I'll be honest, turning the game on and seeing it within a possession is a positive in my opinion.
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Mike Daniels is having a career game
Damn.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Iowa is getting very good penetration
Now, if only they could, y’know, penetrate the endzone.
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 10:05 PM CST reply actions
I'm trying to resist my inner 14-year-old
by hoegher on Dec 30, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
:3
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
But, now, Iowa is getting into the zone OU wants them to be in
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 10:08 PM CST reply actions
Man, hard not to plaster Jones there
borderline call.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Oh, helmet to helmet.
Never mind.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Yeah, could've lit him up without decking him like that...
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by KennardHusker on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Well, now Iowa has to respond
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 PM CST reply actions
Welp, nice quarter and a half, Iowa
Not saying the rout is on, but I’m saying the rout is on.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
The way this game is going,
Oklahoma may not need many more points. Iowa’s defense finally showed up. That’s bad.
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 10:12 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I do think there's a squatch in these woods
If by squatch, you mean dipshits chasing after deer, then yeah, I’m on board.
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Look at how many people aren't at the Insight Bowl
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
That........ was an odd hand off on the kick return.
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 10:16 PM CST reply actions
That is what you get when a conservative coach like Ferentz
starts calling “trick” plays
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
Nice throw and catch
Much needed first down
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Come on Iowa... Not helping #10and0orbust
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bust
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by Bama Hawkeye on Dec 30, 2011 10:23 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Iowa can't get out of their own way today
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 10:19 PM CST reply actions
Ugh...
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
My daughter got that for Christmas
I haven’t seen her in two days
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Skyrim was overrated
Uncharted 3 is where it’s at
Some guy at Penn State Hershey just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? Now Someone at PSU found something that could cure Leukemia. Coverage? None. THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines" you sanctimonious pricks!
by ICEICETHATGUY13 on Dec 30, 2011 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Good punt
But if Oklahoma scores again, this is probably over.
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 10:23 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
I know that Snickers commercial is old
But I could watch Roseanne Barr get slammed by that giant piece of lumber all day.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 30, 2011 10:24 PM CST reply actions
John Holmes is on line 1
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
I was very careful to say lumber
And not “wood.”
Just for that reason.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 30, 2011 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Horrid clock management.
It would be nice to get three here…
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 10:30 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
bonus points
For unused time outs??? No?
by alaska hawk on Dec 30, 2011 10:33 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Iowa's defense has done very well so far,
But it feels like this game is already over…
by OSUreds on Dec 30, 2011 10:32 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Exactly.
I have no confidence that Iowa can score two TDs to tie, let alone keep up with anything else OU scores.
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by Bama Hawkeye on Dec 30, 2011 10:41 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Who gets the 2nd half kick?
"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
Heh, saw this at BHGP earlier

"Go hard. I mean, like relentless. I want a bunch of coaches that coach like their hair’s on fire, and I want a football team that goes for four to six seconds (per play) with relentless effort." OSU Coach Urban Meyer.
by Ted Glover on Dec 30, 2011 11:02 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 31, 2011 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
That was a stupidly blatant face mask.
"This is being a Penn State fan. We’ll prove it, or we won’t. It’s not about proving it to them, it’s about proving to ourselves."
Why don't they ever call that a facemask penalty?
They’d call it on the defense, and they’d call it on the O line. Stiff arms are one thing, but grabbing shold be called either way.
Just got back home... A couple of quick observations
1. Not having Coker is killing Iowa.
2. Oklahoma has been holding all day on offense and in the defensive secondary.
3. The officials blew a call and screwed Iowa out of a TD. It should be 21-7 right now.
4. Iowa is obviously the most physical team Oklahoma has seen all year.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 30, 2011 11:38 PM CST reply actions
I've had 12 beers, I'm completely sober, and I'm going for a run now.
THAT’S HOW BORING THIS GAME IS IOWA.
Tsk, tsk.
I hate all of the teams involved here.
Despite Iowa playing like crap, they’re still somehow in this game.
Check the stats
They are basically dead even. Field position has made the 14 point difference.
I feel like if Iowa had Coker, it would be a different game.
The Iowa defense is on pace to hold Oklahoma to its lowest yardage total since 2005.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 30, 2011 11:50 PM CST up reply actions
True... But...
Oklahoma is loaded with 4 and 5 star receivers on their bench. Iowa doesn’t have the same kind of depth at running back that OU has at wide receiver.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 30, 2011 11:55 PM CST up reply actions
You'd think so
But they have so many injuries they were using their long snapper at WR in practice and may actually use him in the game now.
Stops play and allows Ferentz to come up with something creative.
I’m still bitter about the officials missing that substitution penalty. Iowa should be looking to tie it up here. I don’t know how in the hell you miss that call.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 30, 2011 11:56 PM CST up reply actions
Davis sucks.
He has cost Iowa this game.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 30, 2011 11:59 PM CST reply actions
Well... he redeems himself somewhat.
But wow. He almost screwed that one up too.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 31, 2011 12:00 AM CST up reply actions
Still plenty of time.
This is why I hate you Iowa. I have no faith you’ll win, but you’re keeping it close enough to make it a possibility.
Why does Iowa hate first and goal inside the five?
This is twice.
Well
KOK gets praise after being mocked earlier for calling an outside run.
Mocking was in fact the correct response.
"This is being a Penn State fan. We’ll prove it, or we won’t. It’s not about proving it to them, it’s about proving to ourselves."
I just wondered
If he made a conscious effort to praise KOK later after ripping the earlier call.
Iowa's defense looks gassed.
They’ve put up a hell of a fight though.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 31, 2011 12:08 AM CST reply actions
Hint
If Bell’s in the game, ignore everyone else and just tackle him. He always runs it.
Well...
At this point it looks like it’s official: this is the lowest total yardage the Oklahoma offense has gained since 2005.
Nice job by the Hawkeye defense.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Dec 31, 2011 12:16 AM CST reply actions
And the angry god strikes with a camera
Iowa is truly the most hated team ever.
I like how it basically leaped at McNutt, even after it fell.
"Hey Jay, what time is it?"
"9:30"
"AND IU STILL SUCKS!"
by Boiler Bandsman on Dec 31, 2011 12:19 AM CST up reply actions
And Iowa is the most hated team simply for the volume of sheer utter loathing from West Lafayette.
"Hey Jay, what time is it?"
"9:30"
"AND IU STILL SUCKS!"
by Boiler Bandsman on Dec 31, 2011 12:20 AM CST up reply actions
Damn engineers
Can’t trust any of them. Now they’re using electronics to attack their rival.
Engineers always have electronics do our fighting for us.
We have a Predator drone strike scheduled for Kinnick next week.
"Hey Jay, what time is it?"
"9:30"
"AND IU STILL SUCKS!"
by Boiler Bandsman on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM CST up reply actions
Because having machines doing the fighting for you
ALWAYS works out well for humanity in the end
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Really?
You need 2 scores in 2 minutes and you run up the middle? When did Iowa hire Bollman?
Drop much?
"Hey Jay, what time is it?"
"9:30"
"AND IU STILL SUCKS!"
by Boiler Bandsman on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM CST reply actions
The skycam article on wikipedia has already been updated
by LincolnParkWildcat on Dec 31, 2011 12:24 AM CST reply actions
I love the Internet
"Hey Jay, what time is it?"
"9:30"
"AND IU STILL SUCKS!"
by Boiler Bandsman on Dec 31, 2011 12:25 AM CST up reply actions
Damn it Iowa. Way to make it look like a blowout at the end.
"Hey Jay, what time is it?"
"9:30"
"AND IU STILL SUCKS!"
by Boiler Bandsman on Dec 31, 2011 12:30 AM CST reply actions
That just made OU beat the spread
A lot of bettors just screamed.
Classic Bob Stoops Jackassery.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 31, 2011 12:33 AM CST reply actions
Fitting finish
Iowa manages to not get either record for McNutt, but gives up a bad TD and then throws a horrible pick. Way to kick your fans in the nuts after getting their hopes up with the comeback.
In other words....yep, still Iowa.
"Hey Jay, what time is it?"
"9:30"
"AND IU STILL SUCKS!"
by Boiler Bandsman on Dec 31, 2011 12:35 AM CST up reply actions
Does it get any better for PU
You manage to suck less than WMU to get a bowl win and then Iowa shits the bed when they could have had another big bowl upset. Try not to blow an ACL celebrating.
I detect butthurt. Easy man, I was joking.
"Hey Jay, what time is it?"
"9:30"
"AND IU STILL SUCKS!"
by Boiler Bandsman on Dec 31, 2011 1:13 AM CST up reply actions
No, I'm not an Iowa fan at all
You have to admit that Pizza Bowl performance was not pretty, but it was a win. Then YMHR snatches a bad loss from the jaws of a major upset. That’s a pretty good bowl season for PU.





























