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Dear Nebraska, Welcome to the Big Ten...From Purdue

Hammer and Rails has really come into its own as an important Purdue blog; their recent commentary about hoops has been extensive and informative. My thanks to T-Mill for his Welcome Letter...

Welcome to West Lafayette. Please Clean Up After Yourselves.

Hi Guys, T-Mill here from the Purdue SBNation community, Hammer & Rails. I know you probably haven't given much thought to us Boilermakers over in the Leaders (or is it Legends? I really don't know or care) Division, but trust us, we're here. You likely won't be seeing us at Lucas Oil Stadium any time soon since we have that behemoth Ohio State in our way, but once every decade or so we might make a run. As far down as we look right now, it feels like decades for sure.

Star-divide

Anyway, we're going to be sharing a conference with you, so there are a few things you should know about us:

  • For the love of God do not call us Purdon't or Purwho - Trust us when we say this, we have heard this one thousands of times and each person thinks it is original every time. It is not. You are not being clever when you use it. In fact, if you call us that we're probably going to link you in with Notre Dame fans, and no self-respecting college football fan wants that.
  • We hate Iowa too - But mostly because Jim Delaney told us we do.
  • We like football, but we're more of a basketball school - I think we're going to get along fine as you give us basketball and we trade off by giving you football. We're going to see you in basketball much sooner anyway. Just please, please be careful around Robbie Hummel's knee when we play you. Our fans can't take another incident. In fact, be careful around everyone's knees. For some reason West Lafayette, Indiana has become a nexus in the universe for weak ACLs.
  • We think you'll like West Lafayette - Once you finally come for football you should find plenty of tickets. I respect your consecutive sellout streak, mostly because we haven't been within 10,000 seats of a sellout in some time. Trust me, you will find plenty of empty seats. For basketball you will get to play in our recently renovated Mackey Arena with top notch amenities. For baseball we are debuting the new Lambert Field next season as well.

    Lucas_medium

  • If you can beat Indiana in basketball that would be great - Trust us, we'll love you guys forever and it would really piss them off too.
  • West Lafayette is your typical college town - We have lots of great bars and local restaurants. Feel free to visit my handy GameDay Guide to West Lafayette for some more details on how to get here, where to stay, where to drink, and what to do.
  • Our women's teams are good too - I understand you guys have a good volleyball program. We were in the Elite 8 this past year and hope to reach a Final Four soon. We're also the defending National Champs in Women's golf and usually pretty good at women's basketball.
  • Our fans are used to being burned, so be gentle - Purdue has a history of getting agonizingly close in both football and basketball, but then having greatness ripped away painfully. It has been almost seven years since The Fumble and we still haven't recovered. Robbie Hummel's knee buckling at Minnesota possibly cost us a National Championship last season. I have a personal history of attending about a dozen Purdue football games lost on last minute plays. We're kind of like the Cubs, right down to the fact our baseball team hasn't won a Big Ten title in over 100 years.
  • Our fans are deeply loyal - We know we have a pretty small fanbase in respect to many of the schools in the conference, but those of that are fans are deeply loyal with strong ties to the university. There really isn't such a thing as a bandwagon Purdue fan. We know bandwagoners when we see them because we share a state with Indiana basketball and Notre Dame football. Unlike a lot of their fans, we actually attended our school. We won't invade your stadiums by the thousands, but those that show up will be ready to have a good time and socialize.
  • Finally, please beat Indiana in basketball - We've really enjoyed them at the bottom of the Big Ten standings the last three years and would like to keep them there.
  • So there you have it. I think you'll find we're pretty easy to get along with. No one really hates us in this conference except Indiana, and after finishing in last place each of the last three years in football and basketball, they don't have much room for hate (ed. note: Indiana actually finished 2nd to last during the 2009-2010 basketball season, but the point stands). We're looking forward to seeing you come to town.

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    I hate Purdue so much!!!111!!!

    "I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

    by ClaybornSmash on Mar 7, 2011 1:30 PM CST reply actions  

    That is acceptable

    The Purdon’t thing is starting to give me an eye twitch though.

    A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance

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    by BoilerTMill on Mar 7, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

    Also...

    yes, we are aware that there is a chicken company that is a homophone to our university. Yes, I have heard that before. No, it’s not funny when you hear it 500+ times.

    by purwho on Mar 7, 2011 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

    I've never even thought of that.

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

    http://www.insidetheshoe.com/

    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

    Derail the Boilers

    Saw a Texas fan have this sign at the Volleyball Elite 8 game. Very clever of them

    by btfu_crespo on Mar 7, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

    but...

    what do teams have to derail purdue from normally???

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

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    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

    Other notes for Nebraska fans about Purdue:
    • Please refer to them as Purdue (IN)—or verbally as “Purdue of Indiana”—in order to not confuse them with other Purdues.
    • As a top tier football program, you can categorize Purdue (IN) in the “irritable speed bump” category like Missouri or Kansas. Sure, they can occasionally catch fire, but c’mon…
    • Their claim to fame in the past decade under Joe Tiller’s WR-dominated offensive system known as “basketball on grass.” Even so, you’ll be hard-pressed to remember any Purdue of Indiana wide receiver by name from the past ten years. The internet agrees: when you do a google image search of “Boilermaker wide receiver” your first image is of a Central Michigan Chippewa.
    • Basketball is the one with the orange hoops. Yeah, I don’t care either…

    @jschnauzer
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    by Cairo on Mar 7, 2011 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

    taylor Stubblefield

    The NCAA Division 1-A all-time receptions leader. Although Dustin Keller is the only receiver that has had any success in the NFL. next would be John Standeford, whose claim to fame is being the #2 receiver only the only 0-16 team in NFL history. he did win a Super Bowl ring as a member of the Colts’ practice squad.

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    by BoilerTMill on Mar 7, 2011 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

    Not even the best Stubblefield.

    That would go to Dana. Taylor and Dana are even on the basis of unisex first names.

    Plus, Dustin Keller is a tight end in the NFL so that does not count.

    @jschnauzer
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    by Cairo on Mar 7, 2011 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

    at this point:

    I should note that sarcasm does not project well on the internets. Ironic trolling projects even worse.

    @jschnauzer
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    by Cairo on Mar 7, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

    Oh it projects well

    Sarcasm is all we have right now when it comes to football. That and a pile cadver ACLs.

    A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance

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    by BoilerTMill on Mar 7, 2011 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

    Their receivers might not be much to look at...

    But Drew Brees and Kyle Orton will see your weak receivers and raise you bitchin’ quarterbacks.

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    by Ted Glover on Mar 7, 2011 2:04 PM CST up reply actions  

    But Drew Brees and Kyle Orton will see your weak receivers and raise you bitchin’ quarterbacks.

    Fixed.

    "Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
    "Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
    -Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine

    by Jon Ross on Mar 7, 2011 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

    But Drew Brees and Kyle Orton Len Dawson will see your weak receivers and raise you bitchin’ quarterbacks.

    Fixed again.

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    by Cairo on Mar 7, 2011 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

    That is also allowed. But don't foreget Curtis Painter, he's in the NFL too!

    "Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
    "Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
    -Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine

    by Jon Ross on Mar 7, 2011 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

    But Drew Brees and Scott Campbell Gary Danielson Len Dawson Bob DeMoss Jim Everett Bob Griese Mark Herrmann Kyle Orton Mike Phipps Dale Samuels will see your weak receivers and raise you bitchin’ quarterbacks.

    /fixed again

    Ever Grateful. Ever True.

    by PurdueMatt on Mar 7, 2011 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

    you're starting to reach in to days when TV didn't exist

    therefore we can’t be sure those folks exist.

    Bob Griese is a fine accidental racist though. I’m gonna go have tacos for lunch now.

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

    http://www.insidetheshoe.com/

    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

    Holy. S.

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

    http://www.insidetheshoe.com/

    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

    also I hate Bob Griese

    because no one was a bigger Brian Griese UM fan than Bob, who “somehow” was always on that broadcast team"

    F U too, Kieth Jackson

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

    http://www.insidetheshoe.com/

    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

    You've got a NFL HOF QB and he's the QBs dad

    which means that you’ve got a possible ratings boost. Also, I can’t really fault him for rooting for his son even if he is on the broadcast team.

    by Pariahwulfen on Mar 7, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

    Sure I can.

    He’s supposed to be, neutral. NO, overly neutral, so anti. Kind of like that Orange F*** Herbie.

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

    http://www.insidetheshoe.com/

    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

    Traitor Herbstreit?

    Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
    Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
    Fighting the Battle of Who Could Care Less since 12/29/09

    by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Mar 7, 2011 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

    That's a wreck

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    by Ted Glover on Mar 7, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

    Mike Phipps?

    Really …. he absolutely blew chunks in the NFL.

    Can picture my dad cussing out his existence for the billionth time.

    by talonk on Mar 7, 2011 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

    will PSU's letter mention pants pooing?

    or wil it just say “1994” a thousand times?

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

    http://www.insidetheshoe.com/

    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

    Careful

    We don’t want that one Nebraska fan from BSD finding out you said this or we may be treated to more crazy ramblings

    "I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

    by ClaybornSmash on Mar 7, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

    You're completely reasonable compared to this guy

    He was commenting to himself on a thread that was a week old… Dude was crazy

    "I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

    by ClaybornSmash on Mar 7, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

    who is this dude that you speak of?

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

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    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

    i plan

    on mentioning 1994 to PSU fans whenever I can…..

    Go Big Red Nebraska!
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    by Jon Johnston on Mar 7, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

    i understand what you mean

    1994 is what i call "irrational penn state fan argument number1,573).

    aka “hey PSU beat OSU by a lot almost a decade ago! we rule! pay no attention to other games, 1994!”

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

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    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

    I had to check that Central Michigan thing out…. wow.. you weren’t making it up.

    by Lostincali on Mar 7, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

    Robbie Hummel’s knee buckling at Minnesota possibly cost us a National Championship shot at a Final Four last season.

    /fixed

    Ever Grateful. Ever True.

    by PurdueMatt on Mar 7, 2011 2:42 PM CST reply actions  

    no no

    I’d say that you guys would have beaten Duke, and had a legitimate chance against Butler.

    by Pariahwulfen on Mar 7, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

    We would've had a 1 or 2 seed if we had Hummel.

    Wouldn’t have had to face them until at least the elite 8.

    by purwho on Mar 7, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

    there's are other teams that can say that, though

    There’s almost no way Butler gets past Syracuse if Onauku plays, for example.

    by drothgery on Mar 7, 2011 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

    Den of Defensive Ends

    Chike Okeafor
    Rosevelt Colvin
    Chukie Nwokorie
    Akin Ayodele
    Shaun Phillips
    Ray Edwards
    Rob Ninkovich
    Anthony Spencer
    Cliff Avril
    Mike Neal
    Ryan Kerrigan

    Ever Grateful. Ever True.

    by PurdueMatt on Mar 7, 2011 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

    AIRBHG

    wonders why his progeny is fucking with Purdue.

    by Pariahwulfen on Mar 7, 2011 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

    AIRBHG wonders nothing

    He is only following Delany’s orders

    "I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

    by ClaybornSmash on Mar 7, 2011 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

    Boom, winning.

    That’s a violent torpedo of truth right there, bro.

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    by Ted Glover on Mar 7, 2011 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

    My Notre Dame friend here in Omaha says I should call you Purdon’t.

    Since Purdue (IN) has never really done anything to upset me AND it’s always a good day when Notre Dame loses, I think I’ll ignore her suggestion.

    Can’t wait to hear more about Purdue’s (IN) traditions.

    In the deed, the glory.
    Corn Nation!

    by Aaron Musfeldt on Mar 7, 2011 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

    you could ignore the suggestion solely on the fact that it's a her.

    especially if her name is Pam Ward.

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

    http://www.insidetheshoe.com/

    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

    I call BS.

    How many Pam Ward games has OSU had in the last decade?

    Iowa used to get stuck with her all of the time. We even have a drinking game that, amongst other things, includes chugging whenever you see her Adam’s Apple.

    by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 7, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

    What about the manhands?

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    Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
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    by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Mar 7, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

    I have to admit

    that due to the amount of time I spend on EDSBS, I was very tempted to say that it was odd to see a post with nothing in it. However, I doubt that the Purdue folks here would take it as the joke it was intended to be.

    by Pariahwulfen on Mar 7, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

    Lol, I would've had your back.

    "Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
    "Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
    -Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine

    by Jon Ross on Mar 7, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

    You'll also learn that Purdue fans are the worst to watch bball with

    at least from my experience.

    OK, so maybe I’ve watched a game with ONE purdue fan that I found annoying.

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

    http://www.insidetheshoe.com/

    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

    I'm surprised that with the hate level off the charts

    you even acknowledge each other’s existence…

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    by Ted Glover on Mar 7, 2011 3:44 PM CST up reply actions  

    WWHO HATES IOWA?

    "Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
    "Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
    -Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine

    by Jon Ross on Mar 7, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

    WE HATE IOWA.

    /I think we’re in the wrong place for these things.

    by purwho on Mar 7, 2011 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

    Haha I think you're right.

    /Fuck Clemson?

    "Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
    "Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
    -Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine

    by Jon Ross on Mar 7, 2011 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

    That's EDSBS.

    Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
    Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
    Fighting the Battle of Who Could Care Less since 12/29/09

    by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Mar 7, 2011 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

    so is the Iowa one

    /woooooosubthreadnationalchampions

    by Pariahwulfen on Mar 8, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

    MUCK FICHIGAN!

    Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog.
    Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog
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    by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Mar 7, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

    WE HATE IOWA

    /never a wrong place for that

    by nuftw on Mar 7, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

    Lol, Iowa hates you too, but with indifference.

    "Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
    "Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
    -Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine

    by Jon Ross on Mar 7, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

    Everyone forgets about this Perdue.

    "Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
    "Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
    -Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine

    by Jon Ross on Mar 7, 2011 3:49 PM CST reply actions  

    That would be Perdue (WI)

    or “Perdue of Willconsin”

    @jschnauzer
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    by Cairo on Mar 7, 2011 4:22 PM CST up reply actions  

    the only...

    Purdue Pun allowed is…

    Purdueable… which is what I refer to as any attractive woman.

    …prolly why I’m single.

    by PurdueEnginerd on Mar 7, 2011 3:59 PM CST reply actions  

    Purdon't say that. You'll Purfind someone.

    "Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
    "Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
    -Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine

    by Jon Ross on Mar 7, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

    then he'll get

    Purlaid? Maybe?

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    by Jon Johnston on Mar 7, 2011 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

    Purhaps.

    "Carrie, I can't go in there, I'm claustrophobic."
    "Well, It's gonna' be a rough half hour for ya then."
    -Doug Heffernan coming to grips with the cold reality of an MRI machine

    by Jon Ross on Mar 7, 2011 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

    Or he'll end up on the Road to

    Purdition.

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    by Ted Glover on Mar 7, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

    don't PURfurate her colon

    what?!?!

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

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    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

    You're such a Purdouche Bag.

    Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

    by Kyle McCann't on Mar 9, 2011 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

    I've seen suPURDUEper as well...

    makes me cringe every time… :/

    Boiler Up! Hammer Down!

    by JuJuan some Moore? on Mar 7, 2011 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

    One more
    • Every single person who graduates from Purdue (IN) is an engineer. Every single one. I have yet to meet anyone from that school who is not an engineer. Using internet logic—which is infallible—this means that any PU graduate who states they are not an engineer is lying and just ashamed to admit they are a Purdue (IN) engineer.
    • And yes, they are “PU” lolz

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    by Cairo on Mar 7, 2011 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

    My friend Greg from Purdue(IN) is an engineer too

    yet he doesn’t driver a train?

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

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    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 7, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

    We are also well known for our veterinary medicine, management and pharmacy degrees...

    I graduated with a degree in Visual Communications Design in the school of Liberal Arts… I studied twice, maybe… easiest and best 4 years of my life!

    Boiler Up! Hammer Down!

    by JuJuan some Moore? on Mar 7, 2011 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

    False

    I’m in Atmospheric Science at Purdue. But technically, you could say I engineer forecasts, since I am also in all the Math, Chemistry and Physics classes with all the engineering majors.

    Purdue is known for its Science (one of its professors just won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry), Vet, Ag, Aviation, Pharmacy, and Hotel and Tourism Management (#1 in the Nation). Krannert School of Management, though under IU’s Kelly’s shadow (though it’s not that big), is well known and respected across the country.

    by btfu_crespo on Mar 7, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

    Unfalse

    Why? because internet logic is infallible!

    @jschnauzer
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    by Cairo on Mar 8, 2011 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

    Majored in Communications/TV Production

    And now I work part-time from home managing a few websites and writing about high school sports. MY dad is a Purdue grad in Pharmacy too.

    A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance

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    by BoilerTMill on Mar 8, 2011 6:40 AM CST up reply actions  

    TV Engineer, Pharmacy Engineer

    Next Question.

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

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    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 8, 2011 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

    Thanks...

    …for the welcome, Purdue. We’re glad to be here.

    Something you should know about us, while we’re introducing ourselves. I swear, never to call you Purwho or Purdon’t, if you swear never to say, "Hey, does that “N” on your helmet stand for knowledge?" You will not be original. That is the oldest Husker joke in the book, created by fans of the lesser known Big 8 who were used to getting their butts handed to them by us. So please, it’s old and you won’t be clever coming up with that. I know you’re a smart school. Come up with something more original, please.

    Deal?

    by hskrzfan34 on Mar 7, 2011 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

    Sounds good to me!

    I’m in

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    by BoilerTMill on Mar 7, 2011 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

    That is funny...

    because that was the first joke that a friend of mine, who is an Ohio State fan, told me when Nebraska joined the conference… I thought it was a dumb joke then, and the fact that it dates back to the Big 8 Conference makes it even more so. Anyway… welcome to the Big Ten, and I can’t wait to play you guys… in basketball!

    Boiler Up! Hammer Down!

    by JuJuan some Moore? on Mar 7, 2011 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

    This you get...

    …for having a friend who is an Ohio State fan.

    by tdrury88 on Mar 7, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

    So true.

    As a kid growing up in Oklahoma, the “N” for knowledge thing was both well-known and mildly-amusing considering these were the ivory tower intellectuals also known as Sooner fans.

    I think the “N” should stand for “Never could beat Texas.”

    @jschnauzer
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    by Cairo on Mar 8, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

    This Nebraska Boiler can't wait!

    I’ve been stoked about this since June and I have quite a pedigree to add to this conversation:

    • I grew up in South Bend under the shadow of the Golden Dome yet I despise the domers (and I’m even Catholic to boot)
    • I had an uncle who graduated from UNL in the late 70s and I was perhaps the only child in South Bend who regularly wore Nebraska gear (I had a sweet “blackshirts” t-shirt I regularly wore to gradeschool hoops practice)
    • I attended Purdue for 2 years before life took me in other directions (that was during the Colletto years and yet I am still a Purdue fan)
    • I have lived in Omaha for the past 16 years, am married to a UNL alum and I love Husker football (I’ve attended about 20 games in Memorial stadium over that period and this will be year 4 of taking my boys to the Spring Game)

    I’m not bragging (if that info is even brag-worthy) but I am excited that Nebraska is part of the Big Ten. Purdue will always be where my heart is, but I am thrilled to have a new second favorite team in the Big 10 (move over MSU). I am thrilled to now be able to shell out the extra jack for the Big 10 network without my wife complaining about it. I am thrilled to be married to a woman who loves college football almost as much as she loves me and who I will now have the great opportunity to indoctrinate into the Big 10 (this could take our relationship to unprecedented levels).

    Thankfully, I don’t have to worry about a Boiler/Husker matchup on the gridiron for the next two years. It’s a no brainer on the hardwood.

    Welcome to the Big 10 Nebraska! Thanks for rescuing me from having to be subjected to the Big XII!

    Oh, and I hope you pummel Iowa every chance you get. :)

    by OmahaBoiler on Mar 7, 2011 5:52 PM CST reply actions  

    As a fellow person living in the shadows of the dome...

    I envy you for escaping!!! The fans here are ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!!! They are even more obnoxious than OSU fans, and I know that is a hard thing to accomplish! The past few years have been fun for me, but when they start having winning seasons again I may hurt someone!!!!!!!!!

    Boiler Up! Hammer Down!

    by JuJuan some Moore? on Mar 7, 2011 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

    Tell me about it!

    My own father is one of those people. We rarely talk from September to November!

    I have heard it said that Nebraska fans are obnoxious. Compared to ND and OSU they are nothing! They are certainly more knowledgeable about the game than ND fans and are not the bandwagoners of OSU as they live and die with their Huskers more than perhaps any other major program since there is no NFL team or divided state loyalties. Football Saturdays in Lincoln are pretty amazing.

    It will be interesting to see how rivalries develop. A hatred for Iowa is a no brainer. Penn State, Wiscy, OSU and Mich should develop into some interesting story lines over the years.

    by OmahaBoiler on Mar 7, 2011 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

    Tell me about it

    My own father is one of those people. We rarely talk from September to November!

    I have heard it said that Nebraska fans are obnoxious. Compared to ND and OSU they are nothing! They are certainly more knowledgeable about the game than ND fans and are not the bandwagoners of OSU as they live and die with their Huskers more than perhaps any other major program since there is no NFL team or divided state loyalties. Football Saturdays in Lincoln are pretty amazing.

    It will be interesting to see how rivalries develop. A hatred for Iowa is a no brainer. Penn State, Wiscy, OSU and Mich should develop into some interesting story lines over the years.

    by OmahaBoiler on Mar 7, 2011 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

    Very excited to have Nebraska in the Big Ten!

    As T-Mill said, we can have a great symbiotic relationship as long as you’re willing to trade your basketball wins for our football wins.

    As long as you don’t get greedy, like Ohio State, and demand them both, things will work out just fine between us.

    by Danulas on Mar 7, 2011 9:47 PM CST reply actions  

    Thanks for the welcome, Purdue-ians.

    I think we’ll cohabitate in this B1G thing just fine. Nebraska had a similar agreement with Kansas back in the Big8/12, where we would routinely whoop up on them in football and they would just molest us in basketball. I look forward to continuing this tradition in the Big Ten with a willing partner like Purdue.

    by FDLink on Mar 7, 2011 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

    THE RATIO!

    I’m surprised “The Ratio” hasn’t appeared yet:

    http://www.purdue.edu/datadigest/pages/students/stu_gender.htm

    Also, after a long night of viewing “The Ratio” in action at the Neon Cactus, roll over to the Triple XXX Diner and get your mug on a Drew Brees Special.

    by Marshmoose on Mar 8, 2011 9:16 AM CST reply actions  

    IU Students

    Always bring this up, and then mention how Purdue has been “keeping ugly girls out of IU since 1869” (If you look at the picture of the guy holding that sign, there is only one girl in that picture).

    Of course, when you have graduates that land in weird places like Neil Armstrong and Captain Sully, I’m fine with only 40% of Purdue’s population being females since I know quite a few of them.

    by btfu_crespo on Mar 8, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

    So instead of women, they land aircraft?

    by Marshmoose on Mar 8, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

    Our women can't land aircraft.

    /is it too soon for an Amelia Earhart joke?

    by purwho on Mar 8, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions  

    never too soon.

    HELP IS ON THE WAY

    http://www.insidetheshoe.com/

    by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 8, 2011 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

    Thanks for the welcome, Purdue.

    I’ve got a lot of respect for that school. Classy fans, and I love the way they play basketball.

    by Cheeseandcorn on Mar 8, 2011 11:39 AM CST reply actions  

    Location

    How do you get to Purdue from IU?
    Drive north until you smell it.
    Turn left until you step in it.

    by HoosierJoey on Mar 9, 2011 9:15 AM CST reply actions  

    Jesus this conference is going to be funny

    Please refer to them as Purdue (IN)—or verbally as "Purdue of Indiana"—in order to not confuse them with other Purdues.
    As a top tier football program, you can categorize Purdue (IN) in the "irritable speed bump" category like Missouri or Kansas. Sure, they can occasionally catch fire, but c’mon…

    by IAmCornHolio on Mar 12, 2011 10:28 AM CST reply actions  

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