B1G 2011 // Nebraska Cocktail Party Preview: Are The Huskers B1G Frontrunners Now?
Nebraska at a glance...
First Season: 1890
Head Coach: Bo Pelini (4th Year, 30-12)
All-Time Record: 847-345-41(.703%)
2010 Record: 10-4 (6-2 Conference)
Let's be honest - 2010 Nebraska should have won 12 games. Weak Big 12 plus the worst Texas team in a decade plus cake non-conf schedule plus great defensive players....equals a bit more than 10-4.

But injuries mounted and defenses figured out how to slow the 250 ypg rushing offense. Anyone watch that TAMU-Nebraska contest? With the Aggies unable to do one damn thing offensively, NU simply needed a late touchdown to pull off a close victory and take a Top 10 ranking back to Lincoln. But they couldn't do it.
So here we are in 2011 with -
- A new conference...
- A new division within that conference...
- A rebuilt, inexperienced offense...
And yet, the Huskers are in perfect position to succeed. An oddly accommodating schedule (thanks Jim Tressel!) and a weaker Legends Division (thanks Michigan!) should serve NU some early success on a platter. We even have them going to the Capitol One Bowl before OSU went into Scandal Tailspin Mode. So does any of this preseason hype make sense?
Some Broad Questions, Comments, Ideas
Will there be a better defense in the Big Ten than whatever the Huskers have to offer?
Seriously, how cool is it to see Nebraska in the Big Ten? How amazing is that first time going to be when you endure a smashmouth early Fall matchup in the beloved home stadium with a visiting sea of red across from the student section and you realize it's not the douchey visiting OSU fans?
Who would you take in a Nose Tackle Fantasy Draft, Jared Crick or Jerel Worthy?

It seems so simple to say but seriously, Nebraska-Wisconsin, October 1, under the lights...Winner takes all?
Nebraska has a killer defense with some monster LB's. They also run the ball right at your soul. I'm sorry, why weren't they invited to the Big Ten earlier?
Taylor Martinez is rumored to have vastly improved his throwing mechanics. Will we see instant improvement from the guy who struggled to complete anything past 5 yards during the second half of 2010?
Apparently the Nebraska offense is being rebuilt. Will we still see a lot of option looks? Who are the deep threats? Can Martinez stay healthy? Oh my god, who is the backup quarterback?
Will Bama Hawkeye's theory about offensive linemen starts doom a Husker team with the least returning OL experience in the Big Ten?
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In the cupboard...
Total returning starters: 12 (5 Offense, 7 Defense)
2011 Schedule:
| Date | Opponent |
| 09/03/11 | Tenn (Chatt) |
| 09/10/11 | Fresno State |
| 09/17/11 | Washington |
| 09/24/11 | @Wyoming |
| 10/01/11 | @Wisconsin |
| 10/08/11 | OSU |
| 10/22/11 | @Mini |
| 10/29/11 | MSU |
| 11/05/11 | NW |
| 11/12/11 | @PSU |
| 11/19/11 | @Michigan |
| 11/25/11 | Iowa |
| 12/03/11 | Big Ten Championship |
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This week... |
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MONDAY | NU Cocktail Party Preview |
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TUESDAY | Point/Counterpoint |
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WEDNESDAY | 4th and 3 |
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THURSDAY | OTE Potluck |
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FRIDAY | Keeping the Enemy Close - Rival Blogger Interview |
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Ooh, is it Nebraska week already?
Believe me, you don’t need to remind us about the sheer, mind-boggling ineptitude of Nebraska’s offense. After costing us two conference titles in a row (and several other very-winnable games along the way), the offense was the entire focus of local sports radio and water-cooler banter from the Holiday Bowl to the day Shawn Watson was let go. I felt bad for the guy, but his hybird pro-style/spread was routinely crashing and burning in crunch time. Now that he’s gone, there is some not-inconsiderable optimism surrounding the offense’s potential this season.
I’d like to think that the mere fact that Nebraska could have even a serviceable offense this year would make them a lock for the B1G title game, but there are so many questions that make me hesitant to get overly optimistic. Yes, last year’s defense was good… but not that good. They were terrible in tackles for loss, routinely got burned up the middle, and could barely stop certain teams (Oklahoma State, Iowa State, Oklahoma come to mind). I would hope that in the big-back heavy B1G that we’ll be seeing less of the Peso defense, less hybrid players and more linebackers on the field. But then there’s that linebacker depth…
Anyway, good article, and I’m looking forward to reading what else in store this week.
So it is written.
Were bowl match-ups preordained in the Big XII?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 13, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, yeah.
Holiday Bowl last year. Guess they were!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 13, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
A. Martinez probably won’t even play against Iowa
Don’t count your chickens yet mike joooooonnnnnnesss
Or break something....
also commonly known in the B1G as getting Denarded
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
If your basis for this is last year
Do remember he was a freshman. He was also a darkhorse on the heisman list for a few weeks, as a freshman. So, you can hope he gets hurt, but he can potentially have a better sophomore year than shoelace’s sophomore year.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 11:27 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Calista Forcier was a darkhorse for the Heisman his frosh year
how did his sophmore year go again?

With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
by BuckeyeSki on Jun 13, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
If T-magic sells autographs
He’ll win 2 heismans this year alone.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 11:56 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm sure you could find T "Magic" autographs online
you’re only fooling yourself if you think otherwise.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
is this a watered down version of
“Everybody does it”?
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 12:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
no, no it's not
and that’s a hackey joke.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll just leave this link right here for you
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
If you would
Could you also please post the links to the pot, 5+ cars, $20k+, and tattoos.
Thanks in advanced.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 12:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Do we have to name sources for every allegation?
Or can I start working for ESPN now?
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
ohhhhhh
/Pat Forde’d
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I believe a good portion of the stored weren’t by espn. Columbus dispatch, the lantern, sports illustrated, etc were all in on the action.
And hell, when you even have at least one of your own football players and one of your own basketball players ratting you out, it kinda makes the anonymous source argument hold no water.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 12:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Mark Titus's post sure doesn't count
he basically said football players drive nicer cars than he does. vague is as vague does.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
No, what Titus said was
that a bunch of football players drove really nice cars and it was an open secret that they received preferential deals on them. But thanks for trying to muddy the waters.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
DMV records don't lie.
the fact of the matter is, you can walk in to a dealership ask for the fleet manager and get a hell of a deal any day.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't tell them that, because facts
don’t support their Death Penalty theme
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
speaking of which
I rewatched the 30for30 on SMU
worlds apart…
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't want OSU to get the death penalty.
I also don’t believe that will happen, as OSU isn’t on probation. All I wanted was a good trainwreck to watch, which I got, so I’m mostly satisfied.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 12:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Please
find ONE, just ONE example where I’ve ever suggested OSU deserves the death penalty. I hate to ruin your strawman pity party, but it won’t happen. In fact, just the opposite, I’ve said here and numerous other forums that (1) the NCAA won’t ever pull the death penalty back out and (2) even if it did, OSU doesn’t deserve the death penalty in this case and isn’t eligible for it regardless.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'm not sure he was talking about you specifically
looks like we agree on the death penalty points.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Def. wasn't speaking about you personally Hoya
while your Iowa homer roots run deep, your pretty objective about things. The death penalty was tongue-in-cheek, but everyone seems to be calling for ridiculous penalties to be levied against tOSU, that just wont happen
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
Watched the 30 for 30 Pony Excess
and I have to think that if a program ever repeated SMU’s mistakes that they would levy the Death Penalty again. They got continued to pay players even when they were on probation. It wasn’t going to stop. OSU may be bad but I don’t think anything has been that dirty since the 80’s.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
here's a LOI just sign here..
Ok great.. here’s your $10,000 in unmarked non-sequential bills.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Ridiculous is in the eye of the beholder.
If it were me, I’d give you double what USC got, because :
It was the head coach, not an assistant;
He covered it up;
It wasn’t one player’s extra benefits, it was several.
Add in Tressel’s history with extra benefits, and yeah, I think it’s merited. 6 years, 10 scholarships per, no bowls for 4. It’s not the death penalty – which penalized the entire conference – but it sure does crimp that school’s style.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 13, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
good thing it's not you I guess
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he's close to what you'll actually be getting.
One thing’s for sure, you’re gonna get it worse than USC.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 4:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
buckeye slanted, but good pts none the less
by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.elevenwarriors.com/2011/06/sweating-the-unknown
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree with everythink the non-OSU fans have said.
We thought USC got it bad… OSU did it times 28, covered it up and got caught. And if drugs, cars and other things were involved, OSU has a lot more than a few bowl bans and scholarship losses coming their way.
"There is nothing better than being American. If you don't love it, leave it. U.S.A. #1"- Ricky Stanzi, America's Quarterback
I don't hope he gets hurt
But I know he’s going to get Denarded. Furthermore, I’m not sure what the shit him being a darkhorse for the Heisman has to do with getting injured.
besides everything?
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Nebraska is good
However… I don’t see them having as good a season as some predict. One team has to prepare for eight teams they don’t normally play, eight teams have to prepare for one; I think it’s going to be a rough year for Big Red.
I've gone back an forth on that idea
On one hand, Nebraska has to prepare for a completely new team each week, while their opponents have only Nebraska as the new team. On the other hand, Nebraska gets to play an opponent that has no experience with the Huskers every week, while the other teams only get one game against an opponent that hasn’t seen them before.
My net reaction is that the Huskers probably have it worse on the road games where the experience will be the newest and have it better on home games where the experience will be the newest for the opponents.
Don't you miss hearing
“I’ve been workin on the railroad”?
I mean “the eyes of Texas are upon you”?
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
When you mess with Bevo, you dont just get the horns
you get one-second put back on the clock
/2009’d
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
Do you miss hearing The Victors?
(note: assumes Michigan plays it like BoomerSooner, and that Michigan will have cause to play it soon).
by Albino Tornado on Jun 13, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
those are mighty assumptions
the first one is correct though. it’s the only song that group of scUMbag horn blowers know.
I know alternate words which are not appropriate for this board.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's a good point.
As almost any NU fan would tell you, it really all hinges on the offense. It’s that simple.
We fired our qb\OC & wr coaches “finally” so there’s a lot of hope. The other big hope we have is that we don’t need a top10 offense to play with anybody.
But who knows? We’re just damn glad to be in the Big10. We’ll take it from there.
Nebraska
There’s just something lovable about this team. I don’t know why.
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by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Jun 13, 2011 8:56 AM CDT reply actions
Is it
the lack of visible tattoos in the picture?
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by Bama Hawkeye on Jun 13, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
/slowclap
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by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Jun 13, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
tattoos = wins apparently
maybe some guys in Iowa should get some.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
better for you to not bring itup in november I guess
:)
Just imagine me smiling when you read that, it changes the tone entirely.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Martinez has some awesome Tatoos

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
by Kluginator on Jun 13, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
HA
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
this goes green in 3, 2, 1...
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
funny, you should be in a movie with eddie murphy
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 1:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
only if it involves fat suits
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
better than getting
Beverly Hills Cop’d part 8
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
judge renhold'd
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
ummm
he was in all of the santa claus movies with Tim Allen. All. Three. Of. Them. (according to imdb)
but your still right.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
You're forgetting
Mock Trial with J. Reinhold

we were trying to.....
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
It is impossible to forget something
that you never knew existed
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Not for Lebron
It is what it is and we are who we are.
Sober (again) since January 10th, 2011.
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by nateforchiefs on Jun 14, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks
It’s good to feel appreciated. We never got this kind of vibe in the Big Tex….errrr….Big XII. I’m going down to Kansas City in a couple of weeks to take in some Royals v. Cubs. I will be rocking a couple of B1G t-shirts to see what kind of reaction I get from the KU, K-State and Mizzou fans down there.
Paddle faster, I hear banjos!!
Bring some tissues
for the Mizzou fans. It’s the polite thing to do.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Happy people
can get their own tissues.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Really both the offense and defense are unknowns at this point.
It is well known in Nebraska that the defense for the last three years did not do all that well against strong rushing teams. Did not do well in the sense the other teams had good days in terms of yardage, but most times were not able to score. The defense Nebraska used had 5 defense backs to stop the spread passing offense which it did very well, but was susceptible to a good running back or a very mobile quarterback. As most know there will be a new defense this year that creates a more standard defense with three linebackers. So in a run heavy big 10 offense last years weakness will kind of be gone. The passing defense may not be quite as good but still highly effective against Big 10 offenses. Nebraska’s offense I expect to be better. Taylor will be better, rushing will be better and pass receiving will be better. Only on Special teams will there be a fall off due to new kickers. Not that they will be bad, it is just that the last 3 years our field gold kicker was the best in the history of the NCAA in every category. Hard to improve on perfection. Lastly the team I believe has learned how to win the close ones. It takes some pain and experience to develop that talent. No matter what, it will be a fun year to watch..
This assumes, however,
that the switch to 3 LBs will be seamless and not susceptible to mistakes as the learning curve progresses. Which I think is a pretty big assumption. It is both necessary and wise for Nebraska to go to a more traditional defense given the realities of B1G play, but it is more than a little presumptuous to believe that simply switching the base defense around will immediately pay big dividends.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Its not like Neb never played traditional sets
The defense scheme simply matched the what the offense is doing. Big 12 teams tend to be spread teams. LB will be pretty interesting though. David is very good, but Neb was pretty lucky that he never go dinged up after seeing so much action because overall, Neb. was quite injured in that position. Guys like Fisher should be back and healthy.
Engineering wouldn't be so bad if occam's razor worked.
It's not like the brothers Pelini can't coach 4/3
I seem to remember Bo’s D at LSU not running as much peso, but still being able to tear ass out of opposing defenses. I think the 50 defense they’re talking about is a bridge back to the 4-3, running the best 3 DTs out there to cover for deficiencies and inexperience through the LB corps.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 13, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
We'll see
I don’t think Nebraska’s D is going to be Michigan-level bad, just that the transition is going to be harder than you think as you move from smaller, faster LBs (that are really oversized safeties) to the more traditional LB type. EVERYTHING has a cost to whatever benefits it accrues, and Nebraska’s smaller, speedier defense is no exception and later in the season, when they’ve been battered by repeatedly going up against more smash-mouth types of teams, it could begin to cost them, especially if you’re playing younger guys or new starters.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Nebraska is in for a rude awakening
when they get to conference play and realize that its not a “first team to score 50 wins” conference, and that they wont be playing against Mizzou’s “defense”
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
We have a defense up to par with the big ten
All we need is the offense to click. Nebraska won’t have it as badly as some of you think.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 9:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think whether or not someone expects Nebraska to crash and burn in the B1G
is indicative of whether or not their homerism is so strong that their opinions can be taken with rather more salt than usual.
I wasn't claiming that Nebraska wouldn't have success
they will. They are a B1G type team. I just think that they will have more trouble in the first year than many expect.
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
Good God, how bad a troll is Fake Pelini
that he is forcing me to agree with BuckeyeSki? As Ski notes, the argument isn’t that Nebraska is going to go winless in the B1G – nice strawman/deflection that Fake likes to use – but rather that they will face challenges every week that they are not used to and a style of play that will take some time to adjust to which will probably lead to 1-2, possibly 3, losses Nebraska really ought not have. And that’s before you take into account the games that are “toss-ups” on paper at the moment. Nebraska certainly has the chance to be very good this year, and could even compete for the B1G crown, but they could just as easily stumble a few more times than their level suggests.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
The only reason you think I'm a troll
Is the entire offseason all I’ve heard is how Nebraska is going to be a massive pile of suck because the gods that are the big ten teams are so much better than the peons Nebraska in its previous life.
So ever since, I have (perhaps erroneously) taken this us against the world attitude.
The other reason might also be that you’re just an Iowa fan.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 10:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Or, maybe it's because you are just a troll
I don’t doubt that a few commenters have taken the attitude that Nebraska is going to suck; but the overwhelming number seem to believe that Nebraska will be good, but is probably in for a few surprises. You, because you want to get yourself in a huff, conflate this to “everyone” saying Nebraska is going to suck and then spend inordinate amounts of time how it is IMPOSSIBLE, simply utterily BEYOND BELIEF the think that Nebraska won’t roll through the B1G as an unstoppable juggernaut.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Ok. You win.
Nebraska will not be the juggernaut I forced myself to think it will be (as I do every year, I’m the most optimistic of fans.)
But Nebraska should be at worst, in the upper half of the middle of the pack team this year.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 11:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Fair enough
Except for the dregs of the conference (Inidiana, Minnesota and, depending on ACL availability, Purdue), almost everyone in the B1G has at least a semi-reasonable shot at the upper middle of the pack this year. Going to be a weird, wild, wide-open season.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Championship game
could very well feature two 2-loss teams. Without a shred of sarcasm, this may be a season where Illinois and Northwestern meet for the league title. And as I typed that last sentence I threw up all over my keyboard.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 13, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Minnesota - Indiana
That would be a game for the ages. Please don’t vomit again.
this is as likely as a
Penn state – Wisconsit conf champ matchup
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 1:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
No it's not
Since both PSU and Wisconsin are in the same division, pretty sure they’ll never meet in the championship game.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Jun 13, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Exactly.
If minnesota was ever any good AND somehow Indiana was also good that year, it would be obvious god is playing a sick joke on us all and the world might as well have ended by then.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 1:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's the joke!
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
-Arthur and Doug, bantering about the Heffernan's vacation plans
Good defense? Questionable offense?
Sounds like your transition to the B1G is complete. Congrats!
by Jon Berg on Jun 13, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I view Nebraska as MSU's chief competition for the Legends Division
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
They definitely will be competing for second in the division.
/crosses fingers
by HawkeyeRecon on Jun 13, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Behind Northwestern....
…and Heisman candidate Dan Persa, of course.
You have a defense to help Persa out this year?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 13, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Well...
…considering the 2010 defense was better than the 2009 NU defense UNTIL PERSA GOT HURT (and took with him his protection of the ball and ability to mount 10+ play drives that rested the NU defense — NU led the NCAA in that category with Persa, mind you)….yeah, I think the defense can and will be improved.
Look, it’s a crazy, wide-open year in the B1G, particularly with OSU imploding off the field. With NU returning arguably the best QB in the conference, one of the best WRs (Ebert), one of the best TEs (Drake Dunsmore), the 2nd most experience O-line in the NCAA (yes, ALL of the NCAA), some solid defensive players (Maybin and Browne, who both could be/are All-B1G level), good special teams (Venric Mark was great, as was punter Brandon Williams), and improved recruiting/depth…and throw in missing OSU and Wisconsin…..well, things are lined up well for Northwestern to make some noise.
I certainly wouldn’t peg them as a favorite….but dismissing them entirely is a mistake.
Wtf? NU's 2009 D was better than 2010.
Oh wait, you’re talking about that other NU.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 1:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes...
…the grammatically-correct, been-here-longer, original-charter member of the Big Ten, our-abbreviation-actually-makes-sense NU.
I'm fine with that....
….so long as it means you’re still lacking the “W” against the Cats, Io_a..
We existed before 1993.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 1:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 8 recs
ill add to that
we may not have grammar, but we have a bowl record for most points scored against an opponent. but does it mean as much since it was set in a game playing against jNW?
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by alex henery's foot on Jun 13, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Fake Pelini.
I did not care for you much before that statement.
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Iowa allowed the touchdown
He got hurt celebrating. Ergo, Iowa hurt Persa by not being able to stop him.
I agree Chadnudj
My 2 dark horse Big Ten teams are Northestern and Illnois. Persa is the best QB in this country not named Luck. Scheelhase is on the verge of breaking out and the D is talented.
Also, nonsequitur. I don’t understand how some people on this board can compare Minnesota to Indiana. Minnesota has been to 9 bowl games in 11 years. In 2003, in a game that would have sent them to the Rose Bowl They were up 21 points in the 4th quarter against Michigan.
Minnesota has been a middle of the pack Big Ten team for the largest part of the last 12 years. They win 3-5 conference games a year nearly every year. Brew was a disaster, but he at least recruited pretty well. Minnesota has the market, resources, and pedigree to compete at a higher level. Indiana is the 3rd best school in one of the most talent poor states in the country.
Northwestern only plays offense
Which would be cool and all, if you didn’t have to playe defense. But since you do, I don’t see NW getting to the championship.
"Lord I pray for the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the balls of a combat helicopter pilot."
But everyone else is so flawed
that it’s entirely within the realm of possibility. This is going to be like 1990 when 4 teams tied for the league crown (with tOSU a tie away from making it 5). A non-vintage Big Ten this season.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 13, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
But now they can't tie for the crown.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
True, but Ted's argument
is that NU can’t get to the CG. I’m saying that they can even if they don’t win it.
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by Kyle McCann't on Jun 13, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
True, but no defense
is a flaw that will be hardest to overcome. And just in the Legends division, Iowa, MSU, and Nebraska seem to be the more complete team, and I don’t know that they could outscore Michigan.
Can they get to the CCG? Sure, but I think it would almost have to be a Perfect Storm of luck and consequences.
"Lord I pray for the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the balls of a combat helicopter pilot."
Can they get to the CCG? Sure, but I think it would almost have to be a Perfect Storm of luck and consequences.
Don’t rule out black magic
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
Or wizardry
"Lord I pray for the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the balls of a combat helicopter pilot."
Blood Magik?
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by BuckeyeSki on Jun 13, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Some guy pulled up to me on Sheridan Road
and gave me $200 to run to Wendy’s and buy as many baked potatoes as I could. I didn’t want to, but he threatened to take a bite out of my ass. So I did.
Sorry, Iowa.
Its all on the offense
At season’s end, I would say that the opposing team was running 15% to 20% more offensive plays because of Nebraska’s ineptitude on offense. The A&M game was probably one of the greatest defense performances I have seen in the last 10 years (south of the 2010 Big XII championship game, of course) for that same reason. And even then, the late hit at the end was total BS.
While the Neb D is on the smaller side and may be a bit susceptible to the run (thinking that Crick and Steinkuhler will be our starting DTs, and they are around 280ish I believe), these concerns pale in comparison to offensive issues. Martinez is inconsistent at best (the OSU game seems like such an outlier right now with his 500 yards of offense) and we have no QB depth. They’re iffy on RB depth, with not a ton of speed with Burkhead (although he is a good runner, very tough), they moved one of their freshman QB recruits to WR to hopefully have some athleticism, and the Oline play was inconsistent to poor. Against OU and Washington, teams with not good defenses last year, the offense only managed 20 points total (not counting the int return to the 2 yard line in the Big XII championship game). And even with the most accurate FG kicker in NCAA history. (more than anything, this is what pissed me off. So many times, it would be 3rd down, Neb would be in range for a 50 to 55 yard FG, Watson would call a passing play that Martinez couldn’t handle and then get sacked for 10 yards. He was so underutilized)
Having said all that, the Neb. defense will clearly be the fastest defense the Big Ten teams will see and unless the conference is populated with Joe Montanas and Jerry Rices, Neb. will be in every game.
Engineering wouldn't be so bad if occam's razor worked.
Really?
I’ll agree whole-heartedly that Nebraska’s D will be very good…clearly top half/top third of the conference good.
But fastest defense Big Ten teams will see?
Wisconsin’s D is pretty damn fast. Ditto Iowa’s. Ditto OSU’s. Ditto Penn State. (And that’s not to mention the non-conference teams — like PSU with Alabama — the B1G play this year).
I’m all for confidence in your team, and Nebraska clearly has defensive talent to spare….but I’m not sure it’s as clear cut as you think.
Also — regarding Jerry Rice and Joe Montana comment — schemes can neutralize defensive speed/talent. See Northwestern’s ability to flummox Iowa annually — Iowa’s talented defense struggles against the ball-control spread/mobile QB model that NU runs. Teams in the B1G will move the ball against Nebraska…..you’re absolutely right — Nebraska will be in every game (with that defense, they’ll be in EVERY game). But I wouldn’t annoint them favorites yet.
I really meant that in relation to the other Big Ten team defenses.
I wasn’t thinking of the OOC games. Poorly worded on my part.
But I will stand by the comment that there will be a noted difference in speed between the Neb. D and the other Big Ten defenses. That is not to say that the Big Ten doesn’t have good defenses or that Neb. has a monopoly on fast defenders, but Nebraska does have a clear edge on overall team speed on defense. And to be frank, I would think that the majority of pundits (for what it is worth) would tend to agree with me.
On my Rice/Montana comment, I am not sure what your argument is. My point is that unless the Big Ten does have talent like them (hyperbole for emphasis), Nebraska should be in every game. So if Northwestern does have the 2nd coming of Montana and Rice, I freely admit that Nebraska will not be able to match that kind of firepower.
Engineering wouldn't be so bad if occam's razor worked.
When Lou Holtz and Mark May agree with you
you’re probably dead wrong.
by Jon Berg on Jun 13, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
My argument was...
…that speed defenses can get exploited by well-run schemes, even where the opposing talent is slower/less athletic. And a number of B1G offenses run schemes that can punish/dominate speed defenses — Wisconsin bowls people over with earth-moving size (except when they go pass-happy against a much smaller TCU in the Rose Bowl for mysterious reasons), Iowa/MSU exploit speedy defenses through play-action run at an extremely high/efficient level, and Northwestern/Michigan use the spread and misdirection to get speedy defenses going the wrong way, only to reverse field. In other words, SPEED ISN’T EVERYTHING, or even the most important thing, against disciplined offenses.
I just don’t buy that Nebraska’s defense is “faster” than those in the B1G. Our guys get drafted/were recruited highly for the same type of speed/power that Nebraska (rightfully) boasts of. There is no monopoly on speed in college football ANYWHERE.
I meant "south of the 2009 Big XII championship game"
I may have forgotten that we are in the year 2011, not 2012.
Engineering wouldn't be so bad if occam's razor worked.
I'd take the other guy in the nose tackle fantasy draft
Jared Crick is a much better 3-technique DT, and may end up at the next level as a 3-4 DE, which is something Nebraska’s probably going to play a lot more of (they can call it a 50 front if they want, but if the two men on the EOL are standing, I’m calling it a 3-4.)
I don’t know that we’ll get the rep that OSU fans have – we look more like Wisconsin on several levels, but I don’t know if Wisconsin has the rep for traveling Nebraska does. That game isn’t winner take all, but I suspect the winner will be the better favorite at Indy in December.
Nebraska doesn’t have monster DBs – we have very, very inexperienced DBs. Nebraska spent most of the last two seasons running a nickel or dime as their base defense (Erig Hagg and Dejon Gomes both graduated), so Nebraska’s ability to bow up and stop the run is something of an unknown, especially with the experience at LB.. Lavonte David made a gazillion tackles because half the time he was the only linebacker on the field. I was just looking at the “starts lost” chart at http://www.philsteele.com/Pdf/Start_Charts/nebraska_sts.pdf and that thing’s pure fiction.
Regardless of Nebraska’s questions on defense (How much will the loss of secondary coach Marvin Sanders hurt?) the offensive side is where things can really change. Nebraska’s got a QB coming back, one RB, 2 TE’s, and a wideout among skill positions. At least 2 of 3 incoming freshman running backs are expected to be significant contributors. The backup QB is a redshirt freshman, and he’s the only other QB on the roster. (Jamal Turner will stay at WR/KR – a 6’/185lb QB will get kilt.) Nebraska only loses 2 up front, but someone is expected to take the C position away from Caputo, who’s a gamer, but is undersized and got mauled a lot last year – one of those resulted in his flattening Martinez’ ankle during the A&M game – and it was the phone call Martinez made to his dad in the locker room after that which precipitated the now legendary reaming he got from Pelini.
As for the offensive scheme? I wouldn’t trust any Red-White game highlights – if Pelini could hold that thing in the indoor practice facility, he would. I expect Nebraska’s offense to look a lot like Mangino’s at Kansas during that brief flash in the pan when Kansas was good – Beck was the passing game coordinator under Mangino, so I expect a lot of spread option / pistol / draw concepts. From the passing game, lots more option routes and less WCO. Another thing I expect, is more high-low half-field concepts – read high, low, then tuck. Remember Mike Vick in college? More of that.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 13, 2011 10:44 AM CDT reply actions
Poor DB's?
Good timing on the Big 12 move.
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Actually, it's the LB corps, not DB corps
The DBs we lost were the nickel and dime back (aka our other linebackers) and a shutdown corner. However, the other corner is pretty good, and early reviews on Ciante Evans from last year are pretty positive.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 14, 2011 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
All things being equal
I voted for Nebraska. Taylor Martinez will be better; Wisky’s QB is a relative unknown, well at least to me. Defense I’ll give an edge to Nebraska as they came from a point a minute conference—I think they’ll be a little better in the B1G.
That said, I don’t think either one of them will win the conference.
I’m calling it for Illinois right now.
"Lord I pray for the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the balls of a combat helicopter pilot."
Drinking the Zooker juice Ted?
not a turrrrrrrrible pick. U-God’s got your back as the lone representative of the Illini Orange/Blue team from Champagne
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
U-God does as much to improve the perception of his school
as you do to hurt yours.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 13, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
hurrrr

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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I was giving U-God prop's
save your breathe or you’ll get winded in the 4th qtr. and blow the game
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
You'd best save your "breathe"
or you won’t be able to speak coherently to the interviewer:

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 13, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
but really..
what else are library computers for??
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
What, that you've been on TV and I haven't.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 13, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
and at how impressive that stache is
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Buckstache 4 Life
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
This guy
looks like he should be on Chris Hansen’s watch list.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
looks like?
or is?
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
A compliment?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
You're a solid commenter.
I don’t necessarily have to agree with you to think that.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 14, 2011 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions
I am really impressed
with Nate Scheelhaase. Their defense has to get better, but they have a schedule that really lines up well for them, and if they can get off to a hot start, get some confidence on the defensive side of the football, I think they’ll be the proverbial boulder that rolls downhill.
And Zook isn’t a terrible coach. He took a beating over the Florida job, and has actually done a good job not putting his foot in his mouth as Illinois head coach, and he’s always has respectable to good recruiting classes.
"Lord I pray for the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the balls of a combat helicopter pilot."
This was such nice, on-topic thread
Then the OSU posters showed up.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
OK, I'll take a stab at this.
Nebraska will be fine IF:
1.Taylor Martinez can stay healthy/; not get eaten by Pelini/not get disintegrated by Pelnini’s death stare.
2. They can play defense as usual(should be fine)
3. They can manage to not get caught sleeping/make bone-headed decisions against mediocre teams like last year. (TAMU) Could lump Texas in there too….
I don’t think any of these points are Nebraska-only types of things though.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:10 PM CDT reply actions
I like your assessment.
And especially agree with #1, I’m more confident that Taylor can stay healthy than the two regarding pelini.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 12:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's got to add some weight IMHO
Ask Tate, and Dernard how being slight of build works out at the QB position.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
But Persa, Stanzi, or Cousins weren't on the bigger side were they?
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 12:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Stanzi and Cousisn don't run
and correct me if I’m wrong, but Persa didn’t run as much as Martinez either.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Cousins will run if it's there
He just doesn’t look to create it as an option
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
that's basically what I meant
but thanks for clarifying for me
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Stanzi at least
and Cousins too, are of the more proto-typical QB size. Not that means one is immune to injury. But small, quickish QBs have a tendency to get hurt, and often, in the B1G.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
DRob and Persa were both hard to catch
but both had issues with injuries during the season because when they did get caught the often got hurt. A 210 pound SS can do as much damage 20 yards down field as a DT can do 10 yards behind the line of scrimmage. Martinez is going to get hit and often, that is a B10 fact of life. There is a god in the big ten that hates those players who run with the ball; he/she will introduce him/herself to Nebraska soon enough.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
is ANQBHG born?
/Angry Nebraska QuarterBack Hating God
Skol!
by DM_Purp on Jun 13, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh My GOD.
Please tell me AIRBHG has a brother. Us Iowans have felt so alone!
"There is nothing better than being American. If you don't love it, leave it. U.S.A. #1"- Ricky Stanzi, America's Quarterback
Maybe we're just being punished for Council Bluffs.
Can we push it over the border?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 14, 2011 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, he does have a brother.
/Angry Iowa Defensive Back Hating G.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 14, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
He's been pissed at us for a decade now.
Jammal Lord.
Carl Crawford.
Joe Dailey.
Curt Dukes.
Beau Davis.
Jordan Adams.
Sam Keller.
Harrison Beck.
Non failures?
Zac Taylor.
Joe Ganz.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 14, 2011 8:22 AM CDT up reply actions
a perpetually banged up Taylor Martinez+no backup QB=
a mediocre at best season for the Children of the Corn. If Taylor Martinez couldn’t stay healthy against the Big 12, what is he gonna do in a league where every D (minus Indiana) will light you up like a Christmas tree?
Who and what is Brion Carnes? Cause even with that D, it’s gonna take some inspired QB play to put Nebraska over the top.
Nebraska wins 7-8 games this year. Sparty wins the Big Ten West. Book it.
they'll have to catch him first
slow-ass B10 linebackers and defensive backs will be the ones injured, diving as he runs by them.
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Tell Denard that
and he’s 10x the QB that Martinez is. I just threw up in my mouth
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by BuckeyeSki on Jun 13, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
10X? Is that the new model of Nissan Terrell's driving?
I know you didn’t watch any Nebraska games when he was healthy, or you’d never have said that.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 13, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
would you like to borrow a plastic bag and use it as a hat? just make sure to tie it so it doesn't blow away.
“hurr 10x hurrpity derrp”
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Your crook is your crook forever.
I gotta deal with Lawrence Phillips until the day I die; Terrell is all yours.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 13, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess we all have our SOB's
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
You'll have to ask
Drew Rosenhaus. “Terrell” isn’t our problem any longer
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False.
He was not 10x faster at all. Only slightly if at all. And one thing I made sure to see was compare ypa for the two before T-mart was down, and he kicked denard’s ass in that category. If memory serves me well, I think shoelace averaged like 6 yards/carry and taylor averaged like 10.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 1:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nard dog was #2 nationally in rushing.
just threw up in my own mouth for defending the HE16MAN
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe
you guys could change it up and throw up in each other’s mouths…..
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
#nohomo
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yards are easy to come by in the Big 12
that conference plays Defense like JoePa uses Skype, they are trying hard, but ultimately doing it wrong
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by BuckeyeSki on Jun 13, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hello, internet..??
it’s me joe, can you connect me to mr kijana carter please. yes, I’ll hold.

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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
gee thanks
Now my boss is pissed because I started cracking up while looking at my phone and being half as productive as I should be.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 1:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Excellent comparison to how TMart is going to be in the B1G
You’re coming around
Skol!
by DM_Purp on Jun 13, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Except against iowa, he's gonna light up the scoreboard against you.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 4:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
wow
I just got
/livin’ in the past’d
Skol!
by DM_Purp on Jun 13, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well as you know
that was the last time we played. Why would I ask somebody else when Nebraska and Iowa already have a history?
Do you really think he's as good as Crouch?
physically, yes, they’re pretty similar, but the game’s changed.
Skol!
Martinez and Courch?
No that’s not what I was trying to say. Martinez certain can be as good or perhaps better, but it’s a bit premature for that. I was just saying he could light up the Iowa D like Crouch did.
Pullin the 11 year old argument again?
/effective
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If you're passing.
As Jon pointed out, linebackers and the rest of your secondary are slow.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 1:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yes, they are all slow because they're in the big ten
and now, even if UNL’s were fast they are now slow because they are in the B1G.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
but
since it’ll take a few years for us to fully transition our guys will slow down over time, not all at once.
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
no
it is instant.
once Delany made the move your whole team became slow.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I get what you're saying
But there is a lot of truth to it. B1G defenses are slow, so if they hit Taylor they’ll hit him hard, but they have to get to him first.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 1:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
this whole
“such and such players are slow” argument is TARDED.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup.
That Martez Wilson sure is one slow son of a bitch.
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It's true, the B1G D's are slow.
Which apparently means the Big XII is loading with scary-quick defenders who are unable to tackle.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 14, 2011 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions
NO
we applied ANTI-SLOWDOWN CREAM to all our players before the announcement…
got a dumber response than that?
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Did Pelini apply the cream himself
after they all dropped trow and bent over?
(I wins the dumbnest contest)
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
Thats pretty childish
me likey
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are you sure it wasn't the clear?
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, Denard's better because defenses are better in the Big 10.
Why? Because Big 10 people say so. Okay, well, Nebraska’s defense will be really good in the Big 10, right? Oh, heck, no. Why? Because we don’t run that fancy point-a-minute spread stuff in gritty Big 10 GRRR football conference.
Apparently you can have your cake and eat it too, provided it’s a Ro-Tel cake with Barbasol frosting.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 13, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You're right, non-Nebraska are so unreasonable
They are simply incapable of the honest assessment of Husker fans who, after surveying the B1G field, make predictions of a Martinez Heisman because no defense in the B1G can catch him all the while Black Shirts are giving up negative 100 yards a game. GOD! Some people are so unreasonable! I appreciate you bringing that to light.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
You hadn't heard? Martinez is so fast
John Cena can’t see him
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it's because B1G defesnse are slow!
DIDN’T YOU HEAR?!
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
actually
more like negative 50.
I mean… negative 100. Come on, man. Some of them are going to have a positive yardage game. Maybe Wisconsin.
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
saftey'd
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
mmmmm rotel barbasol cake
I’ll bring the velveta!
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I've found that the key to enjoying Ro-Tel and Barbasol
is to not mix them together.
I like to chase my Rotel with Barbasol
and maybe a little melted velveta
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
and I serve this concoction from a bowl made from cooper tires
B1G Dreams. B1G Ten.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
you look like Ron Swanson
we can be friends
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
LOLOLOL
Wait… LOLLOLOLOL. Big slow linebackers in the B1G. LOL. Denard Robinson was pretty good too. Then he played some defenses, got hurt…and Michigan lost their remaining games. Get used to that scenario.
Nebraska?
Nebraska is losing at least 3 big ten games, One of which will be to Northwestern.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jun 13, 2011 2:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
one of them
is the Big Ten Championship game, then?
Because otherwise I can’t think of three teams we’ll lose to.
Cause our defense is awesome. I predict two teams won’t even come back out for the second half – being afraid of how awesome our defense is.
That’s pretty awesome.
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Indiana has already called in and said they're not coming at all.
Not worth the diesel they’ll have to put in to the buses.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Wisconsin, Northwestern, Ohio State, Michigan State, Iowa, Penn State, Michigan
thats seven you could lose easily right there. its ok though, i think you guys have what it takes to beat Minnesota.
also, your defense gave up 30 to Iowa State……..so its not that awesome
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jun 13, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
uh-oh spagehtti-o's
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
IOWA????
HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HA!
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
If you cant put away ISU or Washington on a regular basis
then yes, Iowa
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jun 13, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
everyone knows that Nebraska's players just werent into the game
..and THAT is why they lost the Holiday Bowl to UW
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
yea
that’s true.
And with regards to Iowa State, it was one last shot at making them feel a little bit better about themselves.
You know how that is.
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
So you're Holiday Bowl argument
is that Nebraska players and coaches have no honor or pride. Enjoy that.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 14, 2011 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions
great teams would have won that game regardless
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jun 13, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
We weren't great last year
we were building up to greatness, which is scheduled for this year.
We will crush you and make you weep uncontrollably. Your women will question your manhood.
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you really going to be that guy who uses "we" when discussing your favorite sports team?
by The Mexican't on Jun 13, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
WE don't take kindly to that
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
YES!!!
especially if it irritates you!
but you have to be careful about the context.
sometimes I carry turds in my pockets.
and sometimes the other voices take over.
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't venture into the comments enough to know "everybody else" does it.
I didn’t notice it enough elsewhere to assume that that was the case.
by The Mexican't on Jun 13, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
the coaches and players came out and said they didn't care?
or the apologists?
Skol!
by DM_Purp on Jun 13, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
the funny thing about Washington
beat them by lots in September
lose to them by a little in December,
Getting better, you’re doing it wrong.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I think it has more to do with the fact that TMart was worthless late in the season
He’s going to get B1G’d and then be unproductive
Skol!
B1G'd
using this all season.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
against other B1G teams, or specifically us?
Because if it’s specifically us, you might want to wait until you B1G us, otherwise you’ll just look like an idiot.
After TMart got injured he was relatively worthless
And their offense struggled from that point on. That’s all I was getting at. I’m just saying that he’s not going to be able to weave in and out of the B1G defenses like he did to the B12 last year and if/when he gets injured their offense is going to struggle mightily. I understand this argument works for about any of the O’s in the B1G as well, but the main point is that your QB is expected to run significantly, he’s probably not going to stay healthy and/or wear down by the end of the year, just like Denard. Denard is going to be early-season heisman watch(just like Martinez) this season again, but when they get into conference play, their YPG and success are going to drop significantly. Instead of running for touchdowns, he’s going to be running for his life.
Skol!
Oh no my last msg wasn't for you.
I actually agreed with SBB, I think “B1G’d” sounds like a clever, painful, verb. I was just telling him if he was going to use B1G’d all season, that if it was against us, he couldn’t use it if say Iowa beat the crap out of Martinez but Nebraska beat OSU, because then he’d just look like an idiot.
Except we do put away ISU on a regular basis.
We haven’t played Washington enough recently for a “on a regular basis” judgment.
"You guys" isn't me
If I’m going to make fun of Nebraska I’ll refer to them being like LL Cool J and always talking about how good they were in the 90’s. That’s my shtick.
Which at least leaves us with something good about ourselves
you on the other hand have only shonn green and a less desirable corn state to live in to talk about.
I have. It's the most painful drive in the history of the planet after the drive to Chicago.
But that still leaves us with “east of Lincoln” which is more desirable than east of the missouri river.
There's a reason Colorado advertises the rocky mountains
because east of Denver(just like west of Lincoln, there is nothing………..chirp chirp…….nothing.
Skol!
TBH, no one from Iowa can really say much
but there’s at least frequent exits and towns and uh, humans.
Western Nebraska may in fact be Area 51
Skol!
Yeah but Lincoln, an east from there
we got so many more things to offer than Iowa, it’s just unfair to compare the two!
You're comparing Nebraska to Iowa?
That’s like comparing hominy to hominy.
"Lord I pray for the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the balls of a combat helicopter pilot."
That's more of what I was getting at
Neither state has much to talk about. East of Lincoln? So you’re saying that Omaha is awesome(arguable). It is a bigger town than Des Moines, but as far as what it offers? Not much of a difference unless you’re talking about the CWS, then yes, Omaha is alright.
Skol!
HAHA!! TG rolls like a gangster
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by BentNotBroken on Jun 13, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn it feels good to be a gangster
"Lord I pray for the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the balls of a combat helicopter pilot."
Now that your in the B1G, your defense moved from awesome
to average
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
Your defense is awesome, eh?
Hmmm…all those missed tackles against Oklahoma and Texas would like to disagree.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 14, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Use this when whatever your team finishes every single tackle they attempted to make.
Jon is merely going by the stats and what’s on the field
I JUST LOVE
Iowa fan trying to pin a Nebraska loss to Northwestern simply because they can’t beat NW. You guys are absolutely hilarious.
Fitz....
….is unamused by hubris. Trust the Io_a fans on this one. If you don’t think Northwestern on the road (the Cats are frankly better on the road, since home games are majority opposing fans, and at least on the road it’s a sellout) can beat the Huskers….Nebraska will lose, and in painful fashion.
I mean, I guess we very well could lose to NW
but the intensity that Iowa fan wishes with that we lose to northwestern. It’s like they’ve been masturbating for years to the thought of NU losing to NW, and now they feel they’re close to getting a chance to release.
Blue balls suck, Iowa fans!
Is every post at OTE going to devolve into a pissing contest between OSU fans and the fanbase of the week?
yes
now move over, it’s my turn to pee
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
they're unemployed
and have nothing to do, obviously.
At first I thought our presence and awesomeness made them insecure.
Now I see that it is everyone. Perhaps they need more counseling than bottles can provide?
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I HAVE A SUMMER JOB DAMMIT!
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
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which one is evil jon
is this like that Van Damme movie? Don’t touch each other, the universe will explode.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 13, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
he must be the evil one
I’m the nicest guy you’ll ever meet, and totally truthful all of the time.
In fact, most people can’t handle my truthiness. People cower in fear way too much when I’m around them. It’s really annoying.
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 13, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
We're going to have to go to the judges for that
I can’t judge because I can’t stand OSU or Nebraska so you can all burn for all I care
/terminator’d
Skol!
Hey
I heard there was some hot Jon on Jon action and was wondering why I wasn’t invited.
by Jon Berg on Jun 13, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am not familiar with jon on jon action
but Minnesota has had its share of Jon on Joan in the John action.
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by Kluginator on Jun 13, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
You are!
No “H” is the only way you can be in the club.
"What do we have here?"
"We're going to Saint Croix."
"We are? Oh, goody. I'm so happy."
"Well, I hope you're happy for us, because it's just Carrie and me."
"I see. Once again I humiliate myself by assuming that I'm a member of this family."
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IT'S A TRAP!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 14, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Nebrasks fans
I am planning to attend the Iowa/Nebby game to be played in Lincoln this season and was hoping you could give me the skinny on football game day at DKR North Stadium.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
It's Univ of Texas' stadium is DKR Memorial.
He’s playing up the Big Brother Texas and wittle bruda nubrascka
Skol!
Oh i know what he was getting at as soon as you explained it.
Thing with that is Nebraska is nobody’s little brother.
Thing with that is Nebraska is nobody’s little brother.
More of an ugly sister maybe?
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Um...what?
Texas has won 4 national championships to Nebraska’s 5, with Texas having done so more recently.
Texas has won more games (850 to 837) at a higher winning percentage (.717 to .702).
You’re kind of terrible at analogies.
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by U-God on Jun 13, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
GREAT excuse. Fuck Iowa.
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by BentNotBroken on Jun 13, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Deflecting?
Regardless. It isn’t an excuse, it’s the truth. That the truth confuses you is a whole different issue.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 13, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
If Nebraska is Texas's little brother...
…. have you stopped to consider what that makes everyone else in the Big Twelven to Ohio State, Penn State, and Michigan?
by Albino Tornado on Jun 13, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Every team in the Big Ten except MSU and Indiana have beaten all three of those teams more recently than Nebraska has beaten Texas
and MSU has beaten Penn State and Michigan.
Love the "most recently" argument btw.
For one, everybody on earth with a working pair of eyes knows we won the big 12 championship, that last second was given to Texas.
Regardless, you know what else happened “more recently” that Nebraska did and you guys didn’t?
1. We had the longest sellout streak in college football
2. Memorial Stadium got better attendance than Ryan Field
3. Nebraska was one of I believe only 7 or 9 programs that is self-sufficient
4. Nebraska last shut down a ranked team in a bowl game
5. Nebraska won a bowl game more recently than NW
6. Nebraska most recently has been a title game except for OSU
7. Nebraska most recently won a title game except for OSU
There a lot more. Nebraska is nobody’s little brother.
Nebraska is nobody’s little brother
I agree, Nebraska is more like Uncle Rico

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would that make iowa like Uncle Rhabdo?

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by alex henery's foot on Jun 14, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
do they still have pink locker rooms at Ryan Field West?
or was painted purple when randy walker took ownership of the stadium?
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by alex henery's foot on Jun 14, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, we will take ownership of that title
The renovated locker rooms are more a dusty rose than pink.
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wrong offense, not enough quarterbacks, not enough toughness (see last year's bowl game), too many new things
to deal with (travel, stadium idiosyncrasies, etc.), not enough Kansas’s on the schedule.
Nebraska goes .500 in their inaugural run in the tackle football conference. My upset special is they lose to Minnesota.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
At the risk of going out on a limb
I’m going to say Nebraska goes between 7-1 and 5-3. I think they’ll lose to Wisconsin in their first B1G game (at night in Madison) and 0-2 other games.

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