A bit about the Bugeater State.
If you look at it from the right spot, it appears to be giving Colorado the middle finger. Too bad it couldn't have been facing a bit more towards Austin
The State
So y'all want to know a few things about Nebraska? Well, first off, very few of us say y'all. You might find a few out west, but here in eastern Nebraska, we just ship them off to Council Bluffs. Nebraska's stereotype is corn. Fair enough. We do grow a lot of corn, but to get a great example of what the state is really like, you should check out the South Park Episode "Merry Christmas Charles Manson". Ok that's it. You now know everything you need to know about Nebraska. Thanks for stopping by.
Nebraska is actually a fairly diverse state geographically. The eastern part of the state looks pretty much like Iowa. As you move further west, you get into an area known as the sandhills. It's a place that you will either love or hate. If you like to go for a drive and see parts of the country that you haven't seen before, you would love Nebraska Highway 2 through the sandhills. If you hate to drive and just want to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, stay on I-80 if you ever drive across the state.
This picture is pretty typical of what the sandhills are like. Trees? Only if a local rancher decides to plant them (or some crazy guy who thinks planting a forest in the middle of Nebraska is a good idea). There are counties in central Nebraska that have more windmills than people. I'm pretty sure that the county seat in Hooker County (yes, it's actually called that) is an unincorporated village of about 350 people. That's the only town in that county. Some other interesting sites west of Lincoln include Chimney Rock, Carhenge, Ashfall Fossil Beds, a good variety of wineries, and Smith Falls.
If you are coming from B1G country to see a game, you will likely go through Omaha to get to Lincoln. If you stay a few days in Omaha, you could check out the Henry Doorly Zoo, Lauritzen Gardens, the Joslyn Art Museum/Joslyn Castle, the Durham Museum, a Broadway show at the Orpheum Theater, and our downtown Old Market area. TDAmeritrade Park is where the College World Series is played and don't be surprised if Omaha makes a bid for the B1G baseball tournament next time that comes around. Omaha has AAA baseball team (Omaha Storm Chasers), two hockey teams (UNO Mavs, Omaha Lancers) and a UFL team with some football greats like Maurice Clarett. The team is trying to get Terrelle Pryor to play. Thanks Ohio State. Keep the questionable players coming so that our UFL team stays relevant. Lincoln also has a USHL team (Stars) and a minor league baseball team (Saltdogs).
If you like 'the Old West' history era, there are also a lot of tourist attractions and museums spread throughout the state that focus on this theme. Some of these include the Old Oregon Trail, the Pony Express and Buffalo. There's also the Strategic Air and Space Museum along I-80 between Omaha and Lincoln.
As far as our football team is concerned, we had a lot of nicknames during the early years. One of them was the "Bugeaters." This comes from the bull bats that reside in Nebraska who like to chow down on insects. We actually stole the Cornhusker nickname from our next door neighbors, the Iowa Cornhuskers/Hawkeyes.
The Fans and the Traditions.
I'll say this now. You are going to love us and you are going to hate us. Deal with it because I'm sure we will feel the same way about you too. We love our football team because they bring a lot of national recognition to our little corner of the world. We take a lot of pride in our history because we know that it might be awhile before we see those kind of glory days again, if ever. If you come to a game at Memorial Stadium, there are things that you will notice and things that you may want to see.
First off, when you walk into any gate at the stadium, you are going to see a sign similar to the one above. "Through These Gates Pass the Greatest Fans in College Football." The signs are a relic of the Steve Pederson era and a lot of Nebraskans don't like them. I view them in a different way than most people, though. To me, that sign represents the great fans not only from Nebraska, but from all over who come to see their team play in Lincoln. If you travel to support your team, you are one of the "greatest fans".
I know this may come as a shock to you, but you will still find "elitist" fans that wear the scarlet and cream. Just wait until Friday's Rival Story. They'll all come out of the woodwork and take offense to the slightest dig at the program. I put the over/under at 700 comments for that thread. Most of them will be from Nebraska fans that are pissed off for no real good reason. Anyway, I've traveled to a lot of college stadiums and seen opposing teams' fans. I have also witnessed how my fellow Husker fans can act. As classy as the media says we are, Nebraska still has it's fair share of dumb ass, douche bag, jerk off, drunken frat boys, hecklers, player hating (not playa hatin'...well, maybe those too), commissioner-threatening assholes. We are people too. From the places I've visited, I've seen and interacted with great, polite, courteous fans from the home team. I've also had to deal with the jackasses. They all exist in every fan base and you'll not hear me ever say that Nebraska fans are the classiest. When I was in the Husker band in 1997, the direct actually told us "Guys on the outside, girls on the inside," as we hurried back to the buses after the Miracle in Missouri game.
Do you know why Nebraska fans got the title "Classiest Fans Around"? Because we use to beat everyone. It's easy to be classy when you win and the occasional loss was something you just had to contend with. Bill Callahan taught us what it was like to lose and it didn't feel good. True colors from some (all?) Nebraska fans started to show in the last decade.
You're going to get a warm welcome when you come to Lincoln. For the most part, the majority of the fans will stick up for you if the D-bag tries to start anything.
Now that we are done with the stadium signs and what to expect from the fans, there are some other cool things to take a look at. If you like college marching bands, you can check out the "Pride of All Nebraska's" schedule here. Also, I recommend you getting to the stadium early to visit the Osborne Athletic Complex, located on the north side of the stadium. It's where we keep all of our trophies, etc. We're hoping someday to be able to add a B1G rivalry trophy or two to our collection. There's even the Alamo Bowl trophy that we got when we dismantled Northwestern 66-17 and the national title that the big ten media helped us get we won instead of Penn State in 1994. The easiest way to get to the OAC is to walk along the west side of the stadium until you see the statue of Tom Osborne/Brook Berringer. You can get there from the east side but sometimes they block off the pedestrian track over there and you will have to walk around anyway.
Needless to say, Husker fans are almost unanimously thrilled about our move to the B1G conference. Even though the conference stacked the schedule against us this year by leaving off the bottom feeders in the Eastern Division (here's looking at you Illinois and Purdue), we are excited to see where we stand with the rest of the league. We haven't really had a hated rival since the formation of the Big XII and we look forward to being hated by everyone in the B1G. Just make sure you beat us so that we can hate you back. This probably excludes Minnesota. We could never hate Kansas(91-23-3), Iowa State(86-17-2), Kansas State(78-15-2), Oklahoma State(36-5-1), Missouri(65-36-3) or Colorado(49-18-2) because of how long we dominated them. Sorry Spartan fans, we don't know what it's like to be little brother. We do plan on being "Champions of the West" more often than not, though. So Michigan fans, if I'm in Ann Arbor and we wrap up the Western Division title that day at Michigan Stadium, you'd better believe that I'm coming up with my own rendition of your fight song with a Nebraska touch to it.
The Team
Ok. Well this is a football blog so I should at least introduce you to our team and what its capable of. There are rumors that Bo Pelini has a secret laboratory under Memorial Stadium where each player has to go through a rigorous training session. It's not as tortuous as what Iowa does to their players, but it's similar to this:
Ok. So maybe that isn't true, Mario would never be able to land a princess in the real world, anyway, and our big uglies likely won't either. But Pelini has concocted a great formula for defensive success. In the Big XII, the Huskers ran what was called the "Peso". It's pretty much a 4-2-5 with one of the defensive backs being more of a hybrid LB/DB. When defending against spread offenses, Pelini's logic was to have 7 guys back to cover a good chunk of the field. As much press as the "hybrid" and 4-2-5 gets, it all starts with the D-line for the blackshirts. The Pelini's also believe in preventing big plays and that's where the line comes into play. When the front four is young (2010), they gets real conservative. The linemen are taught to push towards the center to plug up any holes so that running up the middle becomes tougher. When the line is experienced (2009), they are allowed to be a bit more aggressive. See Ndamukong Suh.
As far as the offense goes, well, your guess is about as good as mine. We let our offensive coordinator go last winter and promoted a guy named Tim Beck. During spring ball, a few things kept coming up in coaching interviews. "We're going to be physical. We're going to simplify things. We're going to focus more on concepts and understanding what goes on the field and how those things work instead of just the playbook." The spring game itself was pretty vanilla. Brion (Bree-on) Carnes and Jamal Turner look like future stars at QB and WR and not all of us are convinced that Taylor Martinez will be the starter by the end of this season.
Around these parts, people try to put 1-and-1 together regarding the offensive transition. Bo Pelini knows defense, but he also knows what types of offenses give him trouble. One would think that he might want to run that kind of offense. This leads some people to speculate that Nebraska may adopt a no-huddle, hurry-up offense similar to Oklahoma's.
So there you have it. That's one man's brief intro of Nebraska. The Big Red is a comin' and no I don't mean you Wisconsin. I'm pretty sure I got a little jab in for every school in the B1G, but if I missed you I apologize. Sorry Indiana, I left you out because I've been told you are insignificant in football. Now that you all know a bit about Nebraska, I expect you to return the favor in the comments section below.
Over at CornNation, we have been counting down the days until July 1st. This 100-day series that started back in March was designed to introduce Nebraska fans to some of the history and traditions of the B1G and also to introduce B1G fans to some of Nebraska's history and tradition. So if you want to learn a little more about who we are, head on over and check out that series.
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No shit.
what an asshole.
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 15, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
BTW
Great post. Really extensive.
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by Graham Filler on Jun 15, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I got it now
The sand hills that you speak so eliquently about are awful, but I’ve never taken HWY 2 through Nebby. I’ve only been on 80, which is terrible. So is HWY 2 actually better or worse than 80. And do they call HWY #2 the Hershey HWY?
Skol!
the only thing worse than western nebraska
is eastern colorado

shit. you. not.
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 15, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Which one is mayor?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 15, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Eastern Colorado to Omaha.
Every time I make the drive from Denver to Iowa City, I end up convinced that I’ve actually died and gone to Hell. Worst drive ever.
"Lighten up Francis."
by BroncoHawkeye on Jun 15, 2011 4:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You only say that because you've never spent three hours on the Tri-State
traveling 3 miles.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 15, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Nothing is worse than I-76, aka the Schuylkill "Expressway"
between King of Prussia and Center City of Philadelphia. If one car so much as taps their breaks, it adds 45 minutes for everyone. Satan wouldn’t even subject the most abhorrent sinners to such torture
On that topic, having done so a half dozen times,
I can say that driving through/by Dayton, OH is the most painful experience I’ve had on a highway. Apparently the driving instructors there are all old Korean women.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 15, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
seriousry?

" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 15, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
405
every.fucking.day.
i win(lose)
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 15, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
I was stationed there for four years and it’s like they teach stupid driving decisions that impede traffic in Driver’s Ed or something.
Also notable about my time in Dayton: crazy amounts of random violence for a town that size. Not so much shootings like normal places, but senseless, crazy, assault kind of violence. I once saw some poor dude get run over by a car while he was standing indoors at a bar just waiting for his drink.
were you at wright pat?
Dayton is…. interesting. my gf’s uncle lives there, he’s dr at a couple hospitals there, mostly in the “not as nice parts”. dayton is an interesting place.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 16, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Yup, Wright Pat about 10 years ago
Great assignment because you’re a within driving distance of nearly everything east of the Mississippi and I felt right at home in most of Ohio, but yeah, Dayton is…. interesting.
The airforce museum is awesome though
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 16, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You also end up in Iowa City.
I’d say your feeling is therefore completely justified.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 15, 2011 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm OK with Iowa City as Hell
because in Heaven There Is No Beer.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 15, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
BTW
I grew up in Frontier County. The county seat is Stockville, a town of 60 people. Every August, they had the Stockville World Fair and the town would swell up to around 3500-5000 beer-drinkin’, lookin-to-get-in-a-fight cowboys and be gangs of fun.
That picture above in the Sandhills looks somewhat like the land I grew up around, except that we had a lot more canyons.
Aren’t you all impressed? :)
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I'm impressed!
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by Graham Filler on Jun 15, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
This article reads like a 5th grade state project that was done the night before it was due
and I like that.
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by BuckeyeSki on Jun 15, 2011 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Because it takes you back
to the fall of ’08?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 15, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
Boom! Roasted!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
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by Blackheartnopants on Jun 15, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Big Ten co-champs!
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by ReadingRambler on Jun 15, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Well played sir
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
I know this may come as a shock to you, but you will still find “elitist” fans that wear the scarlet and cream. Just wait until Friday’s Rival Story. They’ll all come out of the woodwork and take offense to the slightest dig at the program. I put the over/under at 700 comments for that thread.
Awesome. It’s like Ohio State.
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I take offense to that.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
without the Heisman trophies
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by BuckeyeSki on Jun 15, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
/points to three of them
Go bring that non-heisman-winning stuff to the rest of the conference.
And we both know you deserve one taken away and given to us, because Tommie Frazier is the truth and the light.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 15, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Possession is 9 tenth's of the law

or as this photo shows, the only thing that matters. Tommie Frazier couldn’t hold Eddies jockstrap, and apparently the voters agreed.
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by BuckeyeSki on Jun 15, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tommie Frazier couldn't hold Eddie's jockstrap?

by Cheeseandcorn on Jun 15, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you arguing this literally
or as implied by the figure of speech? Because I would agree with you that Frazier is probably capable of holding ANYONE’s jockstrap
Not Tommy Lee Jones's jockstrap.
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by Spider_Monkey on Jun 15, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
More a figure of speech
but I figured that would be obvious
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STFU on this Tommy Frazier BS again
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 15, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
without ohio state
fake pelini wouldn’t exist, because neither would real pelini
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 15, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
the real pelini woulda just gone to youngstown state
Like older brother carl pelini
by Fake Pelini on Jun 15, 2011 2:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
exactly
and wouldn’t have survived the gunshot wounds.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 15, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
the same way older brother carl pelini didn't?
by Fake Pelini on Jun 15, 2011 3:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
no one survives living in youngstown
no one.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 15, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I blame Youngstown for all of this.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 15, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I could make this worse
but surprisingly I won’t
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 15, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
He died there
at least inside
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 15, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
naw just sarcasm
Pelini’s angry face(I would post but I’m on a crackberry) alone would chase off any bullets.
by Fake Pelini on Jun 15, 2011 3:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
you've been puttin in work, and dont think we haven't noticed

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by BuckeyeSki on Jun 15, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hey! Where’s the Lawrence Phillips section?
Do I want to read Corn Nation or are the commenters going to act like I can’t because I graduated form Iowa and get off our blog you loser? By that I mean, are you guys BSD-ish and 98% good dudes as long as I’m respectful?
Well done, and thanks for the write-up.
at first
i thought BSD was some sort of sado-masochism abbreviation….
but.. yeah as long as you don’t come in beating the hell out of everyone, we’re pretty accepting. Just try to stay positive, upbeat, somewhat respectful, and you’ll be fine.
but.. yeah as long as you don’t come in beating the hell out of everyone, we’re pretty accepting. Just try to stay positive, upbeat, somewhat respectful, and you’ll be fine.Who’s Lawrence Phillips?
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 15, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
oh...
I’ve known Mike over there since he started.
but BSD-ish? Hmmm…… I’d need more leather.
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by Jon Johnston on Jun 15, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
just don't bring up a certain national title
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 15, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Or Anthony Morelli
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
this guy??

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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 15, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Lyle Lovett played at penn state?
" Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes. "
by alex henery's foot on Jun 15, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Morelli was great
in the Opposite of Sex.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 15, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
no, but screech did

he still never banged lisa
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 15, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
it's tragic that he never did
i bet lisa would go for it now since she’s basically fallen on the face of the earth.
but hey, at least she wasn’t in showgirls. right, jessie spano?
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 15, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Jessie was never the same
after her father married the aerobics instructor in Hawaii. And most girls that have daddy issues, inevitably end up in the adult industry
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by BuckeyeSki on Jun 16, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Am I allowed to mention the three missed field goals PSU had in the first half?
Just saying, we were better than you.
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by ReadingRambler on Jun 15, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
What about 2002?
Penn State 40, Nebraska 7?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 15, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
What about 2003?
Nebraska 18, Penn State 10.
No, Nebraska fans remain butthurt – myself among them – about ’82. Which is why we do not tolerate their sniveling about not getting half of, let alone all of, the 1994 title.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 15, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
what about 2012?
you know, when the world ends.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 16, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
That was possibly the worst Penn State team of all time.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 16, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Nebraska went 6-6 in 2002 before losing the bowl game
So that wasn’t probably the worst team – it definitively was the worst Nebraska team in 40 years.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 17, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
but.. yeah as long as you don’t come in beating the hell out of everyone, we’re pretty accepting. Just try to stay positive, upbeat, somewhat respectful, and you’ll be fine.Who’s Lawrence Phillips?
but.. yeah as long as you don’t come in beating the hell out of everyone, we’re pretty accepting. Just try to stay positive, upbeat, somewhat respectful, and you’ll be fine.Who’s Lawrence Phillips?
but.. yeah as long as you don’t come in beating the hell out of everyone, we’re pretty accepting. Just try to stay positive, upbeat, somewhat respectful, and you’ll be fine.Who’s Lawrence Phillips?
"Do I want to read Corn Nation or are the commenters going to act like I can’t because I graduated form Iowa and get off our blog you loser?"
This sentence gets away from you a bit.
by nuftw on Jun 15, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, after a few episodes I began to understand everyone on The Wire.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 15, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh
Sorry Indiana, I left you out because I’ve been told you are insignificant in football. Now that you all know a bit about Nebraska, I expect you to return the favor in the comments section below.
That’s probably gonna be a problem…
Someone really needs to make an NU trophy for Northwestern-Nebraska
Does anyone know any trophy makers?
I think...
….the guy who designed the monopoly piece Land of Lincoln Trophy still owes Northwestern some trophy-making from his retainer…
I think I'm in the minority
but I actually like the hat trophy. It fits in well with the other weird Big Ten trophies (turtle, axe, jug, bucket).
The “LoL Trophy” name doesn’t help it though.
Did someone say they were looking for a trophy maker?

by OctaShields on Jun 15, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
That gets a rec purely for the laser-light-show background.
Your Olin Mills summer job is paying off in spades.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 15, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Somehow
you’ve taken the “glory” that is that bowling trophy, and turned it into a cosmic bowling trophy. And it’s still hideous
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 15, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Joke stolen from Patrick Vint:
Why is Nebraska the only state in America with a unicameral legislature? Because they couldn’t count to two.
"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."
...
Goddammit, Kluginator…just…ew.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 15, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Are those coconuts, or bald eagle wings?
Black and Gold!
by Spider_Monkey on Jun 15, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait...
…so John Ashcroft was singing about Tom Osborne’s tits?
Gross, dudes…..gross.
Do Iowa fans who join BHGP get a free copy of Photoshop?
And, add me to the “eeeewwww” list.
maybe.... I wouldn't worry about it
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 16, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome to the show, Huskers
You get this year’s share of Ro-Tel money? Stay on Delany. Sometimes he has trouble finding his checkbook.
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by Blackheartnopants on Jun 15, 2011 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
What, no National Roller Skating Museum?
And the Germans From Russia are gonna be pissed that you left them out…
My bad. Here it is.
In the deed, the glory.
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by Aaron Musfeldt on Jun 16, 2011 7:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget about
the largest urinals west of the Mississippi in Arch Hall. A gameday spot to visit for sure!
The Hinsdales!!!

"Many a Zen master envies the Hinsdale’s serene ability to teach the eternal truth that it is in loss that one gains and that, here in the solitude of the Hinsdale is most certainly where men come to find themselves." – Rodger Welsch November, 1986.
100+ years of beautiful tradition...
hereafter to be known as “Legend” and “Leader”.
by crowe1856 on Jun 16, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
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those are nicer than the “man trough’s” you have to use at the ’Shoe or Yankee stadium at least
With the #1 overall pick in the Rapture Draft, God chooses the Macho King Randy Savage
Oh, it's all trough in the stadium
Those wizzers are in the Architecture Hall, 2/3 blocks south of the stadium
by Albino Tornado on Jun 16, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Monstrosity Hall is locked on gamedays
No tinkle for you! My wife could get us in there for a convenient pregame offloading of beer before games, which was niiiiice.
Gawd, what an ugly building that is:

Basically, they tied two buildings (the original law and architecture buildings, with conflicting styles) together with a third, modern glass atrium. Yech.
by Albino Tornado on Jun 16, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions

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