So yesterday, the smuggest of ESPN's writers penned a lazy, tired piece about Nebraska joining the B1G. Trust me, you don't need to read it. You could write the piece in your sleep (with 67% less smarm). BoilerTMill over at SBN's Purdue blog is doing the Lord's work, cutting through the crap, and dissecting the piece line-by-line. You should go there and appreciate what he's done, so that you and I don't have to. Godspeed to you, BoilerTMill.