Conference Realignment: I don't want any slaver schools in the B1G
In all this talk (again) about the realignment of college football and B1G conference expansion we are seeing some of the same old names: Syracuse, Notre Dame, Texas and Mizzou. Reading the comments section of the latest OTE Potluck I see some new names have been brought to the table: Virginia, UNC, Maryland. Frank The Tank's Slant has done a much better and thorough job analyzing and refuting some of the possible scenarios of what happens when these rounds of musical chairs end. The one thing that is certain in my mind is that it would be a huge mistake on the B1G's part to take any school from a former slave state.
Cump says, "No!"
Six Seven of our twelve member institutions are land-grant colleges. Two pioneered the concept (MSU, then PSU) another five (Illinois, Nebraska, Purdue, OSU and Minnesota) had to wait for the passage of the Morrill Act in 1862 and the suppression of the rebellion to found/reopen their institutions. Justin Smith Morrill first proposed a bill to provide for land grant institutions in 1857, but it was opposed by southern Senators and Representatives who believed the federal government would use the act to impose control over their regions. Why should we welcome representatives from states that so opposed many of the B1G schools very existence?
Culturally, the current B1G schools and the states they are located in are all pretty similar. While our northern member states are not without fault or error in regards to race relations (Indiana and the Klan in the 20's, Cincinnati's race riots in 2001 among others) we have a great history of inclusion and providing opportunity for African-american students and athletes. Why then should we subject our athletes to playing in States that honor treason and traitors, men who fought so hard to ensure the subjection of the ancestors of many of these same athletes?
Virginia, in response to the holiday honoring Dr. King, named the Friday preceding MLK Day as Jackson-Lee Day. Jackson-Lee Day of course "honors" Colonel Robert E. Lee and Major Thomas Jackson, two men who were complicit in the deaths of 600,000 of their countrymen. North Carolina's current flag pays homage to the Bonnie Blue Flag, a vile insurrectionist symbol. Maryland currently honors those who illegally took up arms against their fellow citizens through its inclusion of the Calvert colors on their state banner. Fans of the University Missouri which is more southern than midwestern believes that it is tasteful to have a shirt that makes light of the rape and murder of innocent women and children and the destruction of a peaceful town over a loss in a sporting event.
The south remains fundamentally and culturally different than the north. Why, one hundred and forty six years after we put down the insurrection at great cost in lives and treasure, when the south still maintains a legacy of hatred towards us and covert segregation, should we reward any institution from these former bastions of evil with inclusion into the greatest amalgamation of intelligence and athletic prowess in the land? Why should we share our vast resources and wealth with those who most assuredly despise us?
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Because hypothetically adding Texas and Texas A&M for instance would boost your resources and wealth considerably, even though Texas fans are insufferable and Aggie fans are absolutely crazy.
Also because there just aren’t a lot of northern universities left that would add value to the conference. If the superconference is the way of the future, once ND is in the fold (ugh) then what three northern schools are you going to add that will boost the value and prestige of the conference? Rutgers? Kansas? West Virginia? Fine schools, sure, but I’d argue they’re not B1G worthy.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
it’s funny because you implied west virginia is a fine school
Show them Ohio's here.
by slidingscrapes on Aug 15, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I happen to disagree with you that Missouri is more southern than Midwestern
It’s no more southern than, say, parts of Southern Illinois, Indiana or Ohio in terms of culture and migration history. Lots of people in those parts of those states come from old Scotch-Irish stock that emigrated from the Upland South when the Northwest Territories were founded. In fact, Abe Lincoln himself came from the same type of Southern bloodline.
Also, I’d like to note that Kansas fans have similar shirts depicting John Brown, who killed a few people in his day.
I don’t have a horse in this race, although I did live in Missouri (the Ozarks part) for a year and a half before moving to Illinois so I have a bit of perspective. Actually, one real down home woman told me, “welcome to the hillbilly Midwest” when I first moved there. That’s more Ozary country for sure, but Northern Missouri and Central Missouri are basically Iowa without the straw polls. Also, Kansas City is like a big, clean version of Omaha or Des Moines, while St. Louis is Chicago minus the bad baseball teams (sorry, had to get that dig in there too).
Anyway, I just feel like Missouri’s history with race and slavery is vastly, VASTLY different than that of Virginia, UNC, Maryland or even Texas — much more complicated, I’d argue, than either of those states.
That’s my two cents. I don’t necessarily know if Mizzou would be a good fit in the B1G, but they definitely fit in much better culturally than the other schools you mentioned.
I'm From Minnesota; To Me, Missouri = Mississippi
However, ask someone from Mississippi (or anywhere in the old Confederacy), and they will lump Missouri in with Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Michigan as “yankee”, “Northern” states.
Missouri just doesn’t fit cleanly with either region’s view of themselves.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 7:24 AM CDT up reply actions
IHOP - Waffle House Line
I draw the line south of I-70 West of St. Louis and I-64 East of St. Louis.
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
by Marshmoose on Aug 15, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Cracker Barrel, the most appropriately named restaurant chain on the planet, disputes this assertion.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 16, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
This was the dumbest comment ever
Have you ever been to St. Louis or Chicago? I am offended that the two towns are in the same sentence. St. Louis is a dump with a downtown as vibrant as a library at an SEC school (in keeping with the theme). Chicago is called the second city for a reason, St. Louis is most definetely not called the third city. Also, St. Louis is as hillbilly as the deep south. Yes, KC is nice, but get outside of the city and your in dixie.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
by Nature Boy on Aug 15, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
St Louis
is NOT as hillbilly as the South. I live just outside there, and you couldn’t be more wrong about that. Now, as far as its vibrant night life, as compared to Chicago, you’re right. But to be honest, its not populated to be that busy. Its got some nice areas (like Chicago) and some not-so-nice areas (like Chicago), but it is definitely a smaller “market” than Chicago, no doubt.
Plus
They’ve both got White Castle :)
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
When those flavor crystals hit your mouth...
Nothing like a 3am trip to the East St. Louis (the Illinois side) White Castle after a long night of drinking in the STL.
Even I’m surprised we didn’t get shot
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
Next time go another 5 miles
and you’re past East St. Afghanistan.
This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation"--Sterling Archer
Went to OZ one Sunday night at 11pm while on a lacrosse trip and it was packed.
Woke up in Belleville, Illinois. Fun night.
Belleville
is a nice area…just down the street from me. Not a bad place to wake up in…even if you’re lost! lol…
by GoWings2008 on Aug 15, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Comparing Chicago to St. Louis wasn't the best analogy
but calling St. Louis ‘hillbilly’ is just friggin’ ignorant. No, it’s not as big as Chicago, but since 2004, when I moved here, and now, there has been a renaissance. There are still plenty of parts of St. Louis you want to avoid, but the downtown area has changed dramatically. From Busch to the Edward Jones dome is pretty safe, and although it’s not the Miracle Mile, it’s not supposed to be. The Landing, Washington Ave., and Market Street have great places to go before or after a game.
There is no comparison between the two, but on it’s own, St. Louis is a great town.
This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation"--Sterling Archer
We spent
the day yesterday in the Central West End and its a lot of fun. Lunch at a great Deli, plenty of shops, restaraunts and bars, and a great place for a ’Stay-cation" at the Chase Park Plaza. Forest Park is right there…great place for a bike ride.
Agree with Ted, not the cultural mecca that Chicago is, but it is a good town. Even though their hockey team sucks. lol…
by GoWings2008 on Aug 15, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I get the "pleasure" of visiting STL monthly for work.
Stay downtown at the Hilton next to the ballpark. There are a couple good restaurants, but usually I can’t wait to get the hell out of town.
The Landing has all the filth of Bourbon Street, without the charm.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Yeah, it was late and I was trying to figure out an analogy
I should have compared it to Detroit, which is my hometown, because it reminds me a lot of the D (the river city, cool buildings, similar industry, rich suburbs, big Catholic presence, etc.).
I live in Chicago. I grew up in St. Louis.
Give me the ‘ol StL any day of the week. You can have Chicago’s congestion and the narrow-mindedness of it’s “uptown” inhabitants (“You live in the suburbs? What do you do for entertainment?” “I avoid you assholes. That’s what.”), not to mention, it’s disgusting beaches that are a blight on the beauty that is Lake Michigan.
St. Louis has very little hillbilly in it. Now, I won’t say the same for the areas just a bit further down I-55 and I-44, but the metropolitan area is definitely not hillbilly.
That is sooooo not funny - Maize N Brew Dave
by jeepnut on Aug 15, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
"beauty that is Lake Michigan"
The words “beauty” and “Michigan” should never be in the same sentence.
(sorry, I had to. Not enough football talk on this thread and I was getting bored. But, I actually agree, the lake that hold the same name as That State Up North is very beautiful, especially in the summer, and I’m a big fan of sailing there.)
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 15, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You stay away from Lake Michigan!
You Ohioans already ruined your lake. You can’t have ours!
(As much as a St. Louisan can claim Lake Michigan as being “mine”.)

That is sooooo not funny - Maize N Brew Dave
I wouldn’t go so far as to say St. Louis is a hillbilly town, and nowhere near as much as the south, but it definitely is nowhere near what Chicago is. i would argue St. louis is a cleaner, safer Detroit … but I’m sure that is making Detroit look to good. (BTW I love Detroit, its my hometown). I had family that lived in both Georgia (outside of Macon) and Missouri (St. Louis area) and there is no comparison there.. Missouri is nowhere near being a deep south hillbilly state.
I'd argue that St. Louis is also a lot like Cincinnati
And I don’t think anyone would argue that Cincinnati is a “deep south hillbilly” city.
Actually, I have been to both towns
I live in downstate Illinoisand frequent both cities. And St. Louis reminds me a lot of Detroit, actually, as well. It’s most definitely a more Midwestern city than a Southern city.
“…I don’t want any slaver schools in the B1G”
Catchy title, but you are in luck because there are none in the US and have not been any since 1865. Cump by the way said yes to the slaver school LSU back in 1859 to be the first president of LSU. He had no problem getting paid to be the president of a univ that taught those sons of slave owners for two years before the war started.
“In 1859, Sherman accepted a job as the first superintendent of the Louisiana State Seminary of Learning & Military Academy in Pineville, Louisiana, a position he sought at the suggestion of Major D. C. Buell and secured because of General George Mason Graham.25 He proved an effective and popular leader of that institution, which would later become Louisiana State University (LSU).”
From Wiki
Basing part of your business plan on events that took place back in 1860 is dumb and will not be used and overgeneralizing the whole South on things back then and some isolated examples today makes little sense.
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Aug 15, 2011 4:27 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 7 recs
However, when Louisiana seceded, Sherman quit his post at the college, and returned north to fight with the Union army.
He left because he didn’t want any part to insurrection and treason against the United States.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Aug 15, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Never disputed that
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Hmph
This does kind of take the wind out of my sails.
Missouri ain’t really southern though, and less so now than it was back then.
Minnesota is also a Land Grant University
“The University of Minnesota was founded as a preparatory school in 1851, seven years before the territory of Minnesota became a state. Financial problems forced the school to close during the Civil War, but with the help of Minneapolis entrepreneur John Sargent Pillsbury, it reopened in1867. Known as the father of the University, Pillsbury, who was a University regent, state senator, and governor, used his influence to establish the school as the official recipient of public support from the Morrill Land-Grant Act, designating it as Minnesota’s land-grant university.”
by Ski U Mah Gopher on Aug 15, 2011 5:18 AM CDT reply actions
yeah I was just about to ask if he was that Pillsbury lol
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Definitely
There’s an old Pillsbury mill a half-mile upriver from the MN Campus. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if over half the General Mills (which bought Pillsbury) employees are MN grads
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
Honestly...
I’m a bit disappointed by how quickly everyone was clamoring to jump on the expansion bandwagon just because a second rate Texas team was planning to get their asses kicked in the SEC. Football wise, we are not the best conference in the country, and we haven’t been for a while. What we DO have is a down to earth Midwest sensibility, high academic standards, strong cultural ties, and the greatest sense of tradition in the country.
I’m not saying we should just sit back and turn into an antique. I want to compete for national championships as much as the rest of you. BUT PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT ADDING FUCKING TEXAS TO THE BIG TEN!!!!! Like: What. The. Fuck. FUCKING TEXAS? My cussing rant is over, but I feel like people are completely losing their heads over the idea of expansion, without really considering whether or not we should even expand.
A few points on why almost all the suggested ideas don’t make sense:
1) Dismantling the ACC so that we can add a few AWFUL football programs with nothing in common with us culturally is already a bad idea, but it also destroys the fun rivalry we enjoy with them in Basketball. I LIKE competing with the ACC every year for basketball dominance. If the SEC poaches FSU and Clemson, it isn’t going to affect the ACC in basketball at all, so I don’t see why we should help destroy it. I feel like the external ramifications of expansion aren’t being considered enough.
2) Notre Dame is not coming to the Big Ten, especially not with 9 conference games a season. That leaves them 3 games a year to preserve their decades old rivalries with the service academies and others. If Brian Kelley turns out to be another Charlie Weiz, then maybe we can talk, but he gets a few years to turn the program around and it honestly looks like he is going to do a decent job of it. ND has so much tradition, they don’t need to be dominant to retain their special treatment, just to make a BCS game once in a while. I expect they will get there sometime soon.
3) FUCK FUCKING TEXAS.
4) That leaves Missouri. I could see Missouri fitting into the Big Ten. They aren’t any further away than Lincoln, and they seem to fit pretty well geographically into the “Big Ten West”. But expansion requires two teams, not one, and who else would come with them? They aren’t such a great addition that we would NEED to add them, but I would concede that should we find an excellent marquee program that was willing to join (Notre Dame for example, if I am proven wrong re point #2), but I don’t think we need to bend over backwards to find a way to include them.
I think the Big Ten is fine how it is, with 12 teams and a conference championship game. I care more about preserving the traditions and culture of the Big Ten, and preserving the diverse college football landscape in general. College football doesn’t have a reliable steward to make sure these expansion decisions don’t hurt college football as a whole, so it comes down to each conference to decide what is right. Preserving the Big 12 for football, the ACC for basketball, and conference diversity in general is something that is good for college sports, and good for the Big Ten. aTm going to the SEC isn’t going to spell the end for the Big 12, but the Pac XX and Big Ten joining the race to the bottom of the super conference era surely would.
Long live the Big Ten, and long live college football. (Down with Texas and the SEC!)
by alvion on Aug 15, 2011 6:28 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
update:
Looks like it is all for naught anyway, the SEC said “Thanks, but no thanks” to the Aggies. This must be an awful embarrassment to them. They now look like punks within their own conference, and will have to live with an endless amount of ridicule from UT.
As a lawyer, I'll disagree.
Read between the lines — this is SEC “cover your ass” talk through-and-through. All they said was that they had not had any talks with any institutions yet, including Texas A&M, and that they were happy with their current alignment but were continuing to monitor the situation.
In other words, EXACTLY the right language to avoid a “intentional interference with contract” action by the Big 12 against the SEC.
The SEC probably wants Texas A&M (as well as another team or 3, to go to 14 or 16), but wants it on the SEC’s terms (wisely, I might add). That means that the SEC will do NOTHING until Texas A&M decides on its own to leave the Big 12, and officially does so in some manner independent of the SEC. That way, any legal ramifications fall on A&M, and the SEC can say “We didn’t do anything to interfere….we just accepted A&M AFTER they left the Big 12.”
In other words, there will be more news on this front, probably this week.
Makes sense,
A&M is going through with their meeting today also and if they give their president the power to proceed, then things will heat up further. Whatever comes of this, A&M will likely look to bolt the moment they can in the future (OU possibly also).
The big 12 just cant stabilize because of the model and there are no teams to join to help stabilize it; ND could but no way they join that conference.
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Aug 15, 2011 7:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yup.
When the SEC said yesterday that they were not planning on adding more teams “right now”, they quite literally meant “we are not inviting anyone, including Texas A & M, today, and today only” when they said it.*
When the SEC Commish said yesterday that future events might change their stance on staying at twelve teams, the future he had in mind was today, when A & M will probably vote to leave the Big 12.
*I spent too much time nit-picking the “no slaver” part of this article, and do not have time to look up the exact quotes given by the SEC yesterday afternoon.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 7:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, saw something more on that as well
And to avoid any legal action by the Big XII, the SEC can’t interfere with A and M’s departure at all. I read that TAMU had to apply for membership in multiple conferences, so it looks like the SEC wasn’t the intended destination from the get go, along with some other things.
I think TAMU is in the SEC by this time next week, or well on their way.
This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation"--Sterling Archer
Two of ND's "decades old rivalries" are with B1G schools: MSU and Purdue
I believe we are 4th and 2nd respectively in most games played against ND. Joining (which I do not want to see) would make three of their annual games (MSU, UM and Purdue) conference games. That would still allow them to play USC, Navy and BC every year if they chose to do so. Quite frankly, ND has followed the trend in CFB and begun scheduling directional schools in the MAC, conference USA and other non BCS conferences.
It would also stop those bastards from ducking us in Basketball
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I rec'd this for 3) FUCK FUCKING TEXAS--and by that I meant the university of texas
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Oh please.
The Civil War happened one hundred and sixty years ago. You know the biblical verse which says that “the iniquity of fathers falls on the children and the grandchildrem to the third and fourth generations”? Well, we’re at least six generations removed from the War of Northern Aggression The War of Southern Treason Civil War. Generally speaking I find that people from southern states have a harder time letting it go than people from northern states, but that doesn’t mean you have the right to call their alma maters slaver schools. It’s also a mistake to equate schools like the University of Texas-Austin and Missouri with Auburn and Alabama. Different cultures, different beliefs, all below you. It’s patently ridiculous.
In summary, [forget] you and the high horse you rode in on.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
by Semicorrect on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
In case it wasn't obvious...
… I’m pretty sure his tongue was planted in his cheek while he wrote this. Arguing with it is like arguing with an Onion article. Lighten up!
Literally, yes, I saw that the "no slaver" introduction was tongue in cheek.
However, article is quite serious in arguing (correctly, IMO) that southern schools are not a good fit for the B1G. The initially satirical use of the “no slavers” rule served as a light-hearted intro to the serious part of the article.
For that reason, plus the fact that I am a bit of an anal-retentive nerd on these matters, I pointed a few reasons that a literal application of the “no slavers” rule might not be the best way to decide who fits in the B1G.
More generally, there was an unspoken equation in the original article between slavery and the south, implying that no northern state or northern individual had anything to do with that institution. As the examples given of New Jersey, LSU President Sherman, and Julia Grant show, this was not that case.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions
There is one crucial difference between NJ, Sherman and Julia Grant.
None of them took up arms against their country to support their “right” to own other human beings. I am aware of the complicity of the north in the perpetuation of slavery but I am also not shocked that a multi-billion dollar industry (that college football is) built on the labor of an unpaid workforce that is largely black finds its greatest traction in the south.
Minnesota, MSU, Wisconsin etal. do not have a day where fraternity members dress up as United States soldiers from the time of the rebellion. Up until recently many of the large “state” institutions in the south did have days dedicated to wearing the uniforms of their treasonous fore bearers (and may still do).
The first graduating class in MSU’s history enlisted in Michigan regiments going off to crush the insurrection. I’m sure many of the other B1G schools have similar stories. All of the northern states where the B1G schools are located mobilized hundreds of thousands of men to march south and save the union. They weren’t on the fence (Missouri and Maryland) or out right treasonous (VA, NC, Texas). I’m not quite sure how much more different we can be from the southern schools…historically, culturally or even temperamentally. For this reason, I draw the dividing line where I do. None of them are a good fit for us.
by MSULaxer27 on Aug 15, 2011 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Camp Randall was a POW Camp during the Civil War
And they still haven’t upgraded their bathrooms
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
by Marshmoose on Aug 15, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I agree culturally there are big differences, but the South since that war all those years ago has fought hard to defend this country
For example, one of those Universities in Texas, Texas A&M did their best for the US in WW2 to help defeat the Axis,
In the fall of 1942, as citizens of Texas responded to America’s need for military officers, the number of individual military units in the Cadet Corps hit an all-time high with a total of seven regiments of seventeen battalions comprising sixty companies, batteries, and troops, including the Band. The Cadet Corps at Texas A&M sent over 20,229 former cadets into World War II, 14,123 of them as commissioned officers, more than the combined totals of both military academies. By February 1943 enrollment dropped to less than 4,000 as Cadets left school to serve in the U.S. military. The 1944–45 school year saw enrollment drop to as low as 1,600 and the depletion of cadets forced the reorganization of the Corps down to only two regiments (Infantry and Composite) consisting of a total of only 17 companies, batteries and troops, including the two Band units. In 1943, the U.S. Army declared the Mounted Cavalry obsolete, although Cavalry units continued at Texas A&M as mechanized units until the end of the 1949–50 academic year.6
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Huh?
“a multi-billion dollar industry (that college football is) built on the labor of an unpaid workforce that is largely black finds its greatest traction in the south.”
Leaving aside the fact that southerners like Lee who personally opposed slavery still supported secession, are you actually arguing that a free college education is in any way comparable to slavery?
If a free ride through four years of college is any way comparable to slavery, lord, I wish I would have been born a slave, because I just mailed off another student loan payment last week.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That you keep saying it, doesn't make it true.
If one is so opposed to slavery, how can they own slaves up until the last possible point that it is legal to do so.
The slaves that Robert E. Lee was required to manumit by the terms of the will for which Lee was the executor were held for an additional FIVE years after the death of their original owner. During the extra FIVE years they were held in bondage they were even hired out to other plantations and businesses. The proceeds from their labors went to Lee.
So yes, while it may be factually correct to state that Lee freed his wive’s slaves, it certainly doesn’t seem like he did so expeditiously or judiciously.
For that matter, the Great Emancipator stated that his goal was to preserve the union, not free slaves.
To paraphrase, Lincoln stated that if he could preserve the union by freeing some of the slaves, or none at all, he would do so.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
These are fascinating historical quotes
the notoriety of which derives from their contrast with the actual actions of these two men.
Lincoln, in fact, both preserved the Union and freed the slaves. Lee, in fact, actually led a war of secession to preserve the institution of slavery.
No quotes can bridge the gap between the actions of these two men.
by UpUpDownDown on Aug 15, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Do remember
Lee turned down the chance to command the Army of the Potomac because he couldn’t stand the thought of invading his home state, not because of whether he agreed with the president on slaves or not.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Aug 15, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
To which I can only say
Did Lee, or did Lee not, command a secessionist army fighting to preserve the institution of slavery?
I’ll grant Lee all the moral ambiguity he deserves, and yet it remains unchanged what he did.
by UpUpDownDown on Aug 15, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Point: Missed Completely
My point was that Lincoln did not fight the Civil War with the goal of freeing slaves. It was not to deny that Lincoln freed any slaves at all, or did not intend to do so.
Lincoln favored the colonization plan for freed slaves; this plan to re-settle them in the Dominican Republic, Central America, or Africa was based on Lincoln’s well-documented belief that black people were not equal to white, and never would be.
Does this historical fact diminish Lincoln’s great achievements? No. Does it complicate the simplistic “south=slavery=treason” equation of the original article? Most certainly.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lincoln's famous quote about not freeing slaves if thast would preserve the Union sounds exactly like the SEC's denial of interest in adding aTm.
I would think his selection as the representative of a political party founded less than a decade before the 1860 election as an explicitly anti-slavery party would argue against the proposition that slavery wasn’t an especially big deal to him. I mean, the fact that he actually returned to politics as a reaction to the Kansas-Nebraska Act ought to indicate that slavery was a pretty big deal for him. The preservation of the union argument ignores that had he come out openly as radically Republican in April 1861, Kentucky, Maryland, and Missouri would probably have joined the Confederacy.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Aug 16, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
"If one is so opposed to slavery, how can they own slaves up until the last possible point that it is legal to do so."
Much like Julia Grant, in other words?
Again, I agree with the basic premise of your article, but you are over-simplifying the “south=slavery=rebellious traitors” angle, as the historical truth was far more complex than this simple equation.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
It is an oversimplification most definitely.
As this is an internet blog and not a doctoral thesis, I figured that would be OK.
By and large most of the people I have met in my years in the south are nice, warm, compassionate people. However there is a large segment of the southern population that downright revels in an action and actions that I find abhorrent.
So my question still stands, why should we include a population in our elite fraternity who are largely unrepentant for their region and ancestors role in one of the darkest periods in our nations history.
MSU admitted their first black student around the turn of the 20th century and had African students athletes as early as 1909. What do we have in common with schools that fought desegregation and didn’t integrate their athletic teams until the late 60’s and early 70’s?
If I had an uncle who was a pedophile, I’m not sure I would put up statues and pictures honoring him. Nor fly NAMBLA flags on his grave.
Johnny Reb 5+ generations ago = NAMBLA uncle pedophilia???
How is the view from up on your high horse?
by HawkeyeRecon on Aug 16, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure how my analogy is incorrect or snobbish?
Every year (and in some places all year) people place rebel flags on the graves of their “honored war dead” or in front of statues of men in confederate uniform. They have been doing so since the rebellion or since the statues went up. It hasn’t changed nor been allowed to fade into history.
So honoring someone who committed treason and fought (and maybe killed) their fellow citizens so that they could have the right to own human beings is not, to me, much different than honoring a family member who committed what seems to me the most detestable crime that we prosecute. Something that is shameful and not in anyway honorable.
So should we put US flags on the graves of soldiers who massacred Indians?
The crew of the Enola Gay killed 10’s of thousands of civilians. Should they be honored or reviled? You’ll find Americans who feel both ways.
Judging 19th century people who grew up in a totally different society through 21st century eyes without some sense of empathy to realize why they made the decisions they did is silly.
Southerners who fought in the Civil War felt they were standing up for their states against a tyrannical federal power. Less than 1 in 10 men were slave owners. In fact wealthy land and slave owners made it that much harder for non slave and land holding southern whites to compete. How do you compete with forced labor? The war was fought over a conflict of systems, an industrial civilization that was pulling ahead of an agrarian society propped up by slavery. Most Southerns fought for similar reasons to why their great grandfathers had fought the British. They didn’t want a bunch of people from far away dictating laws and decrees to them.
Some Japanese who see current US citizens placing flags on the graves of the Enola Gay crew or Truman might wonder how we have the temerity to honor such criminals.
Even if I felt what the Enola Gay crew did was wrong (I don’t), I would still honor them for fighting for our country. Southerners leave flags on the graves of their ancestors for the same reasons. Its part of their sense of region and self and those war dead are treated the same as war dead from other conflicts. We as a country have a stained history regarding racism in both the north and south, but we have also made tremendous strides against racism in both the north and south. Giving southerners a few friendly digs about being hicks can be fun, but the tenor you espouse in this article seems divisive instead of good natured.
If you want to take exception at people remembering their ancestors, or hold a grudge against a part of our country over a conflict fought 150 years ago, that’s your right. You can see from the responses to your article though that most people posting here don’t.
by HawkeyeRecon on Aug 16, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, and I would prefer no southern schools in the B10 either.
I like the B10 being about the midwest and great lakes area. The shared sense of history and region is important. I think Nebraska fits in pretty well with that.
I hope we hold at 12 schools, but if we had to add 2 more I would say Notre Dame and Missouri or Pitt.
by HawkeyeRecon on Aug 16, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
So, "no rebel schools", rather than "no slavers"?
Because by the end of the Civil War, the south was considering arming and freeing slaves to fight against the Union.
Rebellion against the Union in the name of state’s rights did not automatically equate slavery, as you acknowledge here.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Minnesota, MSU, Wisconsin etal. do not have a day where fraternity members dress up as United States soldiers from the time of the rebellion.
Some people in Minnesota do celebrate “Wigger Day,” though. Should we kick Minnesota out of the conference?
Two links, so you can read according to your preference:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/03/wigger-day-red-wing-minnesota_n_916323.html
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/04/black-student-sues-minnesota-high-school-for-celebrating-wigger-day/
Secession for the border states was never a black-and-white issue
As a history nerd, I love these type of discussions and feel compelled to add to it.
Missouri, Kentucky, West Virginia, and Maryland were never 100% pro-union or pro-confederacy. West Virginia broke off from Virginia because the western counties did not favor secession. But even in those counties there were a significant number of confederate sympathizers. Missouri and Maryland are similar in that Lincoln used Union troops to quash pro-confederacy politicians from getting a foothold (which ironically had a backlash effect on the populace). Technically, Missouri and Kentucky never succeeded from the Union although the Confederacy recognized both states as members.
I love when LSU fans come out of the woodwork to claim Sherman. Letters from Sherman to southern friends reveal that he was a staunch unionist. Several included a warning that war with northern states would only end in doom and tragedy for the south. Letters also reveal that Sherman was a racist; the man did not like black people.
And if you ever run into someone who claims the Civil War was fought because the south was trying to assert state’s right, tell them to read a book called “America in 1857”. Buchanan’s administration was perfectly willing to use the federal government to enforce its pro-slavery viewpoints on Kansas, Illinois, etc until they were voted out of office in 1860. Only at that point did state’s rights become an issue for the south.
Back to football though. I think Missouri’s populace today is more midwestern and would fit in with the rest of the B1G. However, without a homerun companion (like ND), I don’t see adding them by themselves.
I agree with those advocating a wait-and-see approach at this point.
To be honest, I'm a Southerner and the Civil War happened so long ago...
that I find it strange when people today are hung up about it beyond curiosity. I think WVU would be a decent candidate for the SEC: they are the big school in that state, are in a new market, have a big enough stadium and would have the incentive to expand if in the SEC, and have a passionate fan base and some come back with they left the Confederacy so forget about it as the main objection while at least others say that the market is not big or the recruiting area is not very good, ect. As far as Sherman, I just pointed out all those years ago, he came down here to work for LSU. After that, he went back to his home up north.
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I considered that, and dismissed that possibility.
Onion pieces pretty much always have some biting piece of satire in them, and there’s no novel criticism, at least that I can see. If it’s a humor piece, I don’t find it particularly funny or absurd. I have some acquaintances which have us vs. them mindset, “us” being The South and “them” being The North. Personally, I consider myself a Midwesterner and not a northerner, but “northerner” is shorthand for “state that existed during the Civil War and didn’t fight for the Confederacy.” I’m pretty sick of the stupid crap people do one hundred and fifty years after the fact, like display the Confederate battle flag and accusing present day people of being sympathetic to slavery.
I just want all of the stupid-ass HERPing and DERPing to go away, and this piece, which villainizes the very schools the Big Ten would be best served by adding, is one of the dumbest, most pointless things I’ve read in a while.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
by Semicorrect on Aug 15, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ulysses S Grant's Wife Owned Slaves Until 1865
Seriously. Mrs. Grant was from Kentucky, and inherited several slaves from her father. There was nothing in federal law, including the Emancipation Proclamation, that prohibited owning slaves in areas loyal to the union and where slavery was still legal, which included Kentucky, before passage of the Thirteenth Amendment in 1865.
Robert E. Lee, meanwhile, emancipated the slaves his wife inherited before the Civil War ever started.
I am no SEC fan, southerner, or slavery apologist; I am just pointing out some reasons (more to follow) that the “no slaver” rule is a bad one to go by in deciding who should join the B1G. Culturally, I agree that schools from the deep south, mid-south, and whatever Missouri is do not fit well in the B1G.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 7:31 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
So, No Rutgers To The B1G?
As of the Civil War, there were still a few slaves legally held in the state of New Jersey.
Like other northern states, including New York and Massachusetts, slavery was legal at the time of the revolution. Unlike NY and MA, which quickly abolished slavery after independence, New Jersey passed very gradual emancipation laws that allowed people in New Jersey to retain slaves purchased and held in the state before those laws were passed. As a result, there were still a few elderly slaves in New Jersey when South Carolina seceded from the union.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 7:37 AM CDT reply actions
No Rutgers to the B1G, but not because there were people there who owned slaves, but because they’re not very good at anything apart from happening to be fairly near New York.
by HawkeyedFrog on Aug 15, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unfortunately, IMO, "close to New York" may be good enough for the B1G.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
UConn
I want UConn. Hell, they’re 100 miles closer to Manhattan than Syracuse. A good 80% of hedge fund traders and managers that operate in NYC actually live in Connecticut.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 15, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
And
I want a school that I want to see my team play a game against.
by metatron5369 on Aug 16, 2011 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Ugh. UConn, really?
I’m sensing that you’re a cbb fan. You realize that UConn has only been playing D I-A football since 2000, right? Plus they just lost the coach who basically established their program.
I’m going to predict that Rutgers will manhandle the Huskies for the next five years. And Rutgers has no only a ghost of a chance of getting into the B1G.
Expansion is being driven by football, Humble. The B1G’s expansion priorities should only be a mix of these three factors: (A) football competitiveness/legacy, (B) academics, and © tv market share.
With those in mind, I see only Mizzou and ND as schools we should consider. TBPU (aka OSU) cancels out our considering the Sooners. And UT is toxic; in my book they have to demonstrate they can play well with others.
And there really is no one else that moves the needle based on those three factors.
As a born and raised Cincinnati West Sider...
Cincinnati should just be given to Kentucky. It’s not Ohio. Nothing in Cincinnati suggests it is part of Ohio. Everyone in Cincy hates Ohio State. The majority cheer for UC, which is understandable, but many more cheer for Kentucky and Louisville.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 15, 2011 7:40 AM CDT reply actions
Do the Bengals still have their training camp in Ky?
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
by mjtig on Aug 15, 2011 7:47 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
(sigh) Yes, yes they do.
Which is so unbelievably stupid. Ohio is THE home of super-awesome Division III football, and they have their training camp in Georgetown, KY (about 20 minutes north of Lexington). I contended after DHL left Wilmington that the Bengals should have moved their training camp to Wilmington College. The drive to Wilmington from Cincy is about the same as the drive to Georgetown, KY, and Wilmington certainly could have used the additional commerce. The area was absolutely decimated after DHL left.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 15, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
DHL? I’m really glad Spencer Ware decided to come to LSU, and was surprised he did not go to OSU and had no idea that that was not an OSU stronghold. OSU probably locks up the rest of the state for the most part I would think.
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Yes... To be honest, Ohio State has never been able to lock up Cincinnati.
The team throughout the years that has a had a lock on Cincy had been Notre Dame. Cincinnati is home to some of the best all-male Catholic High Schools in the country. The GCL-South (Moeller, St. Xavier, Elder, and La Salle) has been a pipeline for ND the past 50 years. DeVier Posey (Cincinnati La Salle) choosing Ohio State was due a lot to the fact that his HS track coach was a track letterman and OSU (he was MUCH closer with his track coach than his FB coach. In fact, Mrs. Posey had the La Salle track coach handle most of his brother Julian’s recruiting). Ben Martin (Cincinnati la Salle, the #1/2 defensive end recruit in the country from the ’07 class) was between OSU and ND until randomly picking Tennessee after his senior season.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 15, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
More generally, the southern thirds of Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio should just be annexed by Kentucky.
Likewise, the bottom two tiers of counties in Iowa should just be part of Missouri. I live in Iowa City, and on those rare occasions when I travel south of here, I feel like I crosssed in to rural Missouri forty miles before I actually cross in to Missouri.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions
If this includes...
….Champaign-Urbana, I’m all in favor of it.
NO!
The people who live on the Illinois side of St. Louis would rise up in rebell—-…wait, never mind. That didn’t work very well the first time.
Guess I’d just move farther north.
This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation"--Sterling Archer
Hey, I'm from one of those souther two tiers in Iowa.
Please don’t force me to say I’m from Missouri.
Although there may be some truth to the joke that giving the souther two tiers of counties in Iowa to Missouri would increase the average IQ in both states.
Every single one...
…of my wife’s many friends and relations in Cincy (she’s from there) would beg to differ with you on your “hates tOSU” comment.
It was a generalization, for sure.
But Cincy is very much an anti-tOSU city. The Cincinnati Enquirer doesn’t even have a beat writer for OSU sports (but they do for Louisville and Kentucky). Also, listen to the local sports talk shows and you’ll know what i mean.
The anti-OSU sentiment is much more attached to Cincinnati’s west side. I would venture to say your wife is from Cincinnati’s east side, maybe? The east side has more college degrees and there are definitely many OSU alumni in that part of town. More transplants too. I will also say that the exurban areas of Cincy (West Chester and Mason) are very much pro-OSU, but those areas are essentially their own cities and have almost nothing in common with Cincinnati (and are a good 30 minutes outside of the city).
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 15, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well played sir!
She did grow up in the eastern side of town.
From an outsiders perspective it seems pro OSU enough, but I’m also not around there often enough to know anything about the media elements you cite. I have seen what you’re saying about the high levels of Kentucky supporters though.
You remind me of a passage from one of my very favorite books
and one of the top 100 novels of modern fantasy
Every plain mean town in the land, Kansas City, Natchez, Wilmington, NC, Cape Giradeau, Cincinnati (certainly it’s a southern town; it doesn’t matter which side of that river it’s on), Morgan City, Memphis, Laredo, Baton Rouge, St. Louis, Louisville, Richmond, New Orleans, every really mean town in the country is a southern river town
(this part of an additional page on southern river towns which eventually culminates in drawing distinctions between them and Washington D.C., which is where the main character is headed)
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 15, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe we should dump Minnesota in favor of Iowa State
because of Jack Trice. Also, if Oklahoma State ever comes calling, we should let them know they’re in line behind Drake because of Johnny Bright.
by Trey Hillman's Chin on Aug 15, 2011 8:09 AM CDT reply actions
Remove Bama Hawkeye from the editorial staff!
He presumably lives in Alabama! Hiss!
by TheCornballer on Aug 15, 2011 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, the KC local radio guy reported this morning...
…that Minnesota is going to meet with Big 12 officials.
Of course, I wouldn’t trust Bob Fesco if he told me water is wet, so take that for what it’s worth.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
“When the B1G went to divisions we got annual games against Iowa, Wisconsin and Michigan, all of whom we’ve been playing for the better part of a century, and we get to renew a Nebraska series that’s been played almost 60 times.
But still, not everyone gets to play the Fightin’ T.Boones every year. How do we not jump on this?"
But going to the Big XII-II would allow them to stay in the WCHA for hockey.
Which from their fanbase’s reaction is more important to them than, you know, playing their actual conference mates who sponsor hockey every year.
You're glazing over a lot here
Unlike your former Non-B1G CCHA conference mates, who all sucked at hockey, our conference was the best in the sport, plus we had 4 in-state rivals and the Sioux across the river.
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
I don't know.
Three of our non-B1G soon to be former conference mates have won NCAA national championships and another played for one.
Five of your non-B1G soon to be former conference mates have NCAA titles.
Not sure if that qualifies as “sucking at hockey”.
We also had five in-state rivals and the Irish right across the border.
Pretty Sure.
Our five with titles add up to 20 combined – Denver 7, Sioux 7, Mich Tech 3, CC 2, UMD 1
Also, over the past 10 years, 5 Non-B1G WCHA teams have showed up in the finals, coming away with 3 titles. MN and WI tacked on another 3 during that span.
On the revenue side, Minny had a pretty sweet deal set up with FSN on broadcasting the games on basic cable, so we may lose money on that venture switching to the BTN. We had everything to lose in that move.
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
Didn't refute your assumption that WCHA was best, just that the CCHA "sucks".
As someone pointed out earlier in another post, the football subsidy Minnesota gets from PSU’s inclusion in the conference more than makes up for the nickels you might lose in the switch which supports PSU’s elevation of hockey. It’s really a fair trade.
Plus the college hockey season is long enough that you will still be able to play your in-state rivals on a yearly basis. Unless they are really, really butthurt.
MSU, Michigan and OSU aren't giving up much to move to B1G Hockey
That was the point I was trying to make. The B1G pulled our hockey program out of the top-ranked public school to help prop up a mediocre private school across town. Even if Michigan, MSU or OSU run a train on MN hockey and sweep us 10 years in a row, I’ll still pay more attention to when we play the Sioux, UMD and Denver.
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
The hell with UND, DU and UMD
They had a choice not to blow up the rest of the WCHA.
What does this mean? Is it an analogy?
The B1G pulled our hockey program out of the top-ranked public school to help prop up a mediocre private school across town.
I suspect though that PSU will win a B1G hockey championship before Minny wins a B1G football title (division or conference).
I guess though that it is easier to be the best of six than the best of twelve.
It's analogous to an all-state public school athlete
When it comes to College Hockey, the B1G is running the “Haves” department, while the rest are stuck with what’s left. Of course it’s the right move for Minnesota, and we should pay our dues with the rest of the B1G and support their hockey league, but the only real rival we brought with was Wisconsin, leaving DU, the Sioux, CC, UMD and to a lesser extent, St. Cloud, Bemidji and Mankato behind. A lot of Minnesotans, myself included, see the B1G move (and other schools dashing from the WCHA) as a bad move for college hockey in general, because so many smaller programs rely on playing bigger schools at home to draw in larger crowds to fund their programs.
To flesh out the analogy, it’s like the parents of a public school all-star yanking their kid out of public schools and dropping them into private school. It’s not a move the Gophers wanted to make, because we grew the WCHA together, and while we’ll get more exposure to the rest of the nation, we were doing well where we were. I don’t see the B1G as a very deep hockey conference, and I don’t see any reason to think we’ll finish in the bottom half of the B1G hockey standings unless the wheels came completely off, and I think the Gophers will be the big fish in the B1G Hockey pond
I’m interested to see what PSU does. Hockey in PA has been wretched between the early 90’s when the Pens won the cup with Lemiuex and just recently with the Pens and Flyers punching their tickets to the Cup Finals. Not only will there not be a whole lot of home-grown talent, but you’ll have to put up with talent poaching from Hockey East, the NCHC and the other B1G teams. It’ll be fun to watch
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
C'mon Moose
Don’t tell me you’re going to miss those punk-ass bitches from Grand Forks. They are worse than us Buckeyes by a hundred.
I hate Iowa... but North Dakota....
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HNNNNNGGGG….

When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
Think tomorrow
B1G hockey isn’t the most exciting thing in the world, but I’m sure it will grow in size and strength as time goes on.
I only see good things, for the Big Ten, to come out of this.
by metatron5369 on Aug 16, 2011 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions
No way Minnesota gives up what will soon be north of $25 million
guaranteed in football revenue every year to even seriously think about a conference that will not exist in 3-5 years, hockey butthurtedness be damned.
This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation"--Sterling Archer
I counter with Sandy Stephens
First Black All-American, QB’d the Gopher’s 1960 NC Team
Plus it was because of the Jack Trice deal, Minny and Iowa play for Floyd
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
Jack Trice was an Iowa State player, hence ISU plays in Jack Trice stadium.
Floyd of Rosedale came about after Minnesota players were accused of taking cheap shots against Ozzie Simmons, who played for Iowa.
/Gopher fan forced to live in Iowa City
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
er.. yeah
I glossed over the wikipedia article, saw “African America”, “Iowa” and “Minnesota roughed him up” and mixed up the two… my bad
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
We all need to realize
as has been stated sooooo many times before, that at the end of the day it’s about $$$. Everyone can go on about saving rivalries and and staying a certain size and not letting in former slave states (ridiculous notion); but in the end it is always going to be about how much money the conference and any given school can get or lose by any particular move.
A&M wants to leave because they see a future where Texas is going to even more completely dominate the world of recruiting in the state of Texas with their Longhorn Network. A&M is definitely leaving, just a matter of playing out the dance.
I don’t see the B1G inviting Texas as long as they have their own network and don’t share revenue (unless a deal is struck whereby Texas forfeits proceeds from B1G network due to their own network thereby increasing the other school’s revenue from the B1G Network due to increased viewership in Texas).
More likely Texas goes PAC12 IF the BigXII can’t lure in another team to bring them back up to 10. Texas doesn’t WANT to go anywhere. They are HAPPY with where they are. Less competition, buckets of money. A move to B1G or PAC12 means stiffer competition.
Just like the SEC who will not admit another school if there’s already an SEC school in that state, the B1G would be dumb to bring in any school unless it adds TVs to the marketshare (Notre Damn excepted – even though residing in a B1G state, they add nationwide audience). So IF the B1G expanded again they’d be looking at Missouri (I know but it’s a new market), Maryland, Boston College, maybe Texas Tech (get into that Texas market!), or maybe VT (but VT would be dumb to jump to B1G unless ACC completely blew up since they are a top team in that conference). Rutgets is filled with suck right now so the B1G wouldn’t want them and NJ is a pro state just like Philadelphia is a pro city.
The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
-Joe Paterno
Look, not to start this up again...
…but the B1G will pick up Virginia before it picks up Virginia Tech (or, more likely, along with it). UVA has better academics (VaTech is no slouch either, but UVA is better), better research, a bigger endowment…..I get that VaTech has been better over, oh, the past 20 years in football, but UVA’s no slouch there either.
And I should preface this — I doubt the B1G is going to 16 anytime soon, and I kinda like our 12 team conference as it is. But IF we went towards the ACC, it wouldn’t be to take just VaTech. The best/most likely scenario would be something like UNC/Duke/UVA/VaTech, where we’d get some great academic universities and it’d be politically feasible.
by Chadnudj on Aug 15, 2011 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Texas isn't going anywhere...
…until they drop the LHN. It’s why the Pac-16 plan imploded last year. The Pac-12 and the B1G won’t take them and allow them to have their own network. Neither will the SEC. That leaves the Big East (who would let them do what they wanted so long as the basketball only schools didn’t get cranky and quash it) or the ACC (and who knows what they’d do).
I don't know how much extra play the BTN would get in Texas
Since UT would never be on it. In the contract for the LHN, Texas will not be on the network for another team or conference. That’s one of the sticking points why A&M is considering leaving. Even IF they (or OU) could start their own network…or band together to make a Big 12 network, Texas will never be on it.
I didn't realize we were still living in the 1800's.
Move on!
Ever Grateful. Ever True.
by PurdueMatt on Aug 15, 2011 8:34 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Ohh Right
Because us Yankees have never had and never will any semblance of racism here.
Wait? You mean there are smart black people on the internet!!???
by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 15, 2011 8:38 AM CDT reply actions
yeah, but,
“It’s always a little more convenient to play it with a Southern accent.”
by calmer than you are on Aug 15, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, but
It’s not only because of George Wallace.
Sad Face
If only PS
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by TheFreshRonPrinceofBelAir on Aug 15, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
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*were
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by calmer than you are on Aug 15, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like a pocket phone post.
I don’t remember falling asleep on my keyboard.
by calmer than you are on Aug 17, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this post for real?
Because it’s so full of misconceptions as to be offensive if it’s not a farce.
Trying not to rehash too much what others have said: The south was fighting the Civil War not so much for slavery as for states’ rights. You know who else was complicit in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of their countrymen? Sherman, Lincoln, Patton, Eisenhower, Roosevelt, Truman; Washington would have been too if there had been more people around.
Lee was the most respected general in the country, north or south. He fought for the right of his beloved state of Virginia to live by its own principles, even though he hated that one of those principles was slavery and hoped that it would disappear. Long before the war started, he wrote that “Slavery as an institution is a moral & political evil in any Country.” He freed the slaves that his wife had inherited. He publicly supported and advocated his wife’s work to liberate other slaves and to either send them to Liberia or to set up schools for them in the US. He insisted that the Confederacy allow blacks to fight in his army, with liberation as a reward for good service.
Meanwhile, Grant did not free his slaves until forced to by law. McClellan iterated over and over, both before and long after the war, that he did not support abolition. And Sherman, whom we now have TWO pictures of at the top of this website, was not an abolitionist and refused to allow blacks to fight with him. He also pillaged, plundered, raped, and murdered civilians in his March to the Sea, which is still one of the most controversial military events in US history. He adopted the theory of “collective responsibility” to justify attacking innocent civilians. He took some civilians hostage and executed those which he couldn’t trade for POWs. He ordered his soldiers to invade homes of both free men and slaves, and to break whatever they didn’t take. He burned whole towns to the ground.
Oh, and Missouri was most certainly not more like a southern state than a northern. It was the one state that straddled the line, both geographically and ideologically. Hence the term “Missouri Compromise.” The Missouri courthouse in St Louis (that sits behind the arch) is a symbol of America wrestling with slavery and trying to resolve it one way or another through the courts.
I agree with you that southern schools are culturally different than those here in the midwest. But not because of race relations. Detroit is not exactly a pillar of racial harmony. Nor is Chicago, Cleveland, or many other midwest cities. Many southern cities might actually be said to be better at racial relations now than we are. In the north, tensions still simmer over the northern migration that led to white flight and segregated neighborhoods. In the south, they were forced to confront their issues long ago, there was no migration inwards and hence fewer areas that are segregated by neighborhood borders like 8-Mile, and blacks and whites live in more equal proportions. Besides which, the idea to use what happened 140 years ago as a criteria for inclusion into our private little club is absurd. With all due respect, there’s plenty of reasons for excluding some of the more distant schools. This is not one of them.
P.S. I understand that this was probably written to be somewhat light-hearted. And since tone is impossible to convey over the internet, I’m not angry or offended. But there are some dangerous misconceptions here that shouldn’t go unaddressed.
by Dan TrueBlue on Aug 15, 2011 8:58 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
The Missouri Compromise allowed slavery in all states with borders south of Missouri’s northern border. This firmly ensconced Missouri as a southern, slave state.
Incorrect
The Missouri Compromise came at a time when the Congress, which had a majority from free states, worried that the future western states-to-be, which were dependent on agriculture more than industry, would be slave states. Since Missouri was a microcosm of the fight over slavery, they couldn’t be admitted to the Union under an outright slavery ban. Therefore, they were admitted with the right to own slaves (which they were still fighting over for themselves), but under the conditions that Maine be admitted as a free state, and that all future states north of Missouri’s southern border would also be free.
by Dan TrueBlue on Aug 15, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
rec'd
also, as someone who’s lived in the South for most of my life, the worst racism I’ve seen is in Delaware (going on with the “had to confront it already” theme)
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 15, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Southern pride shouldn't depend on bad history
I too was raised, as a son of the South, to believe in the importance of state’s rights in the War Between the States, a central component of our creation myth of our failed nation, our Lost Cause. But really it was just the right to enslave: the idea that the secession and war would have happened without the conflict over slavery is pretty far fetched, fun for freshman seminars and nytimes op eds, but not a subject of serious academic research. This doesn’t mean we can’t be proud to be Southerners, just as one can be proud to be German or Japanese, but the need to whitewash history to defend ethnic\national identities is counterproductive, at best. Likewise, Northerners shouldn’t shy away from the horrors of their ancestral history.
by raymond-park on Aug 15, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
there being a war fought over state's rights and there being a war fought over slavery are not mutually exclusive
you can have one noble cause and another ignoble. which really doesn’t go against your point at all
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 15, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
They aren't exclusive
But generally when people claim the Civil War was about “state’s rights” they are attempting to at least partially absolve the Confederacy of their fealty to that one state’s right that really mattered to them. That one state’s right they felt fundamental to their existence. That one state’s right that could have, would have, and did cause them to secede.
by UpUpDownDown on Aug 15, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, understating the slavery bit is disingenuous
should’ve just seceded in 1832 instead, when it wouldn’t have been about slavery
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by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 15, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I have no interest in absolving slavery. I equally have no interest in over-generalizing the entire southern population to be pro-slavery. That’s simply not what I think people put their lives on the line for back then, or what most of their descendants fly the confederate flag for, as offensive as it is to us, today.
by Dan TrueBlue on Aug 15, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m not a son of the South. I agree that states’ rights and slavery were tangled up together. Also, we have to admit that almost any war is difficult to nail down the exact causes of, even the Iraq War which just happened. There’s the question of what the majority of people on the ground, who were actually dying for the cause believed, and even of whether the politicians are being truthful in what they say. It’s also true that everyone used states’ rights back then as an argument when it was convenient to their cause.
But here’s what else is true. The north was gaining quickly in population, which gave it all of the federal power to enforce what it wanted, pretty much from 1840 on. The south had become a minority. And back then, we didn’t have all the provisos for protecting minorities that are part of the legal system now. The north also was going through an economic boom, so that it had the power to back up what it said. All in all, it was a scary time to be in the south if you had a thought for your future.
Here’s how I see it. There were lots of people in the south who said it was all about the right to own slaves, there were lots who said it was about slavery but later changed their minds to say it was about states’ rights, and there were lots in the south, including Lee, who were against slavery and who said from the beginning that it was about states’ rights.
By the time of the war, even many of those who were fighting for slavery had convinced themselves that they were justified in their belief because of states’ rights. If you asked the average rebel on the ground during the war what they were dying for, I don’t think they would say it was so they could keep the negro down, I think they would say it was because of the damn Union always thinking they can tell the South what to do. As for the politicians, slavery had existed for a long time. There was a perfect storm of other circumstances, some to do with slavery and some not, that pushed the nation over into war.
The bottom line is, at least in the south, the rationale was states’ rights, even if the underlying cause for that rationale was slavery. States’ rights was a big and real concern at the time, which encompassed more than just slavery, and which was easier to justify personally.
by Dan TrueBlue on Aug 15, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
So the root cause of the Civil War was slavery, but Southerners wrapped that core reason in the language of state’s rights (especially after the fact) to make their cause more noble and palatable to themselves and others?
I agree.
by UpUpDownDown on Aug 15, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be a little less strong
The root cause was slavery to some, probably the majority, and was not slavery at all but states’ rights to others. But states’ rights was something they could all agree on.
by Dan TrueBlue on Aug 15, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Minority Rights??
The image of the South as an oppressed minority is a curious spin on history… and one sharply at odds with the power the South held in Congress. Certainly many poor whites fought not for slavery but for their state’s pride, just as many Germans fought not for Nazism but for Deutschland, etc. But that doesn’t prevent the cause from being inescapably evil.
by raymond-park on Aug 15, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Read the Rebs Constitution DTB....
If the South had allowed blacks to own slaves, especially white slaves, there would not have been a war. The Constitution of the Confederate States of America was the supreme law of the Confederate States of America and states:
“No bill of attainder, ex post facto law, or law denying or impairing the right of property in negro slaves shall be passed [by Congress] "
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by Lord Willie on Aug 15, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
The Civil War was about state's rights...
.. to enforce the institution of slavery.
Vice President Alexander Stephens in Savannah, Georgia on March 21, 1861:
The new Constitution has put at rest forever all the agitating questions relating to our peculiar institutions—African slavery as it exists among us—the proper status of the negro in our form of civilization. This was the immediate cause of the late rupture and present revolution. Jefferson, in his forecast, had anticipated this, as the “rock upon which the old Union would split.” He was right. What was conjecture with him, is now a realized fact. But whether he fully comprehended the great truth upon which that rock stood and stands, may be doubted. The prevailing ideas entertained by him and most of the leading statesmen at the time of the formation of the old Constitution were, that the enslavement of the African was in violation of the laws of nature; that it was wrong in principle, socially, morally and politically. It was an evil they knew not well how to deal with; but the general opinion of the men of that day was, that, somehow or other, in the order of Providence, the institution would be evanescent and pass away… Those ideas, however, were fundamentally wrong. They rested upon the assumption of the equality of races. This was an error. It was a sandy foundation, and the idea of a Government built upon it—when the “storm came and the wind blew, it fell.”
Our new Government is founded upon exactly the opposite ideas; its foundations are laid, its cornerstone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery, subordination to the superior race, is his natural and moral condition.
by UpUpDownDown on Aug 15, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
You are your silly "facts" and "quotes" have no place in this argument
"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 15, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
True dat.
My good friend Dr. David N. Mayer will put this to rest for us. He’s an avowed libertarian and member of The Federalist Scoiety (so he is very much a proponent of Federalism and state’s rights), but even he doesn’t buy the argument that it was about state’s rights as much as it was slavery.
http://users.law.capital.edu/dmayer/Blog/blogIndex.asp?entry=20110630.asp
The final line is great: “Southern secessionists, by firing on Fort Sumter and by declaring war on the United States in the Confederate Congress, were indeed the beginners of the Civil War. The bloody battles that would be fought over the next four years, resulting in the military defeat of the Confederate forces and the devastation of much of the South, would teach all Americans "the folly" of secession, of the appeal to "bullets" instead of "ballots," to resolve disputes.”
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 15, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
As a libertarian, I hold a grudge against the Confederacy for forever associating the Tenth Amendment in particular and state's rights generally with their defense of slavery
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Glad to see I'm not alone!
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by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 15, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I would simply add that
A quote of VP Alexander Stephens is no more valid than my quote of Robert E. Lee above. There were people both for and against slavery in the south and in the north, and the reason for a war is generally something altogether different and independent of what either the politicians or the generals say it is.
by Dan TrueBlue on Aug 15, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Its not quit honest to suggest...
that both sides had people who were for and against it, as if the sentiments were evenly divided. For all of Lincoln’s talk about not having to free slaves to win, none doubted that he was an abolitionist to the core (hence the speedy secession when he won the presidency). And for all Lee’s hand wringing about slavery, like Washington and Jefferson before him, he engaged in it and defended it. Exceptions abounded on both sides, but they were just that, exceptions. One can always wave one’s hands and declare that history is too complicated to understand why it happened, but in this case the counterfactual (the South abandons slavery pre1860s) contains no conditions that would lead to a war.
by raymond-park on Aug 15, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn’t mean to imply sentiments were evenly divided. Nor did I ever say that slavery wasn’t a root cause for the war. Only that, in the eyes of the people at the time, states’ rights was the greater cause.
As for your counterfactual, it’s quite impossible for me to imagine the country without slavery, and with all of the other differences and enmities intact, especially the growing disparity of power. You might be right that there wouldn’t have been a war in such a scenario. Or perhaps a war would have been fought later over some other northern incursion of power. My bet would be on the antitrust and/or workers’ rights debates that came later. Either way, it’s hypothetical.
by Dan TrueBlue on Aug 15, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Fair enough
counterfactuals are just speculation, but they can be enlightening. I’m using it to point out that there was no right of the state’s that would have differed between the whole of the South and the North; the Midwest would have have more interests in common with its Southern neighbors than the Northeast if they’d practised the same kind of farming we now view as American. The South as distinct in its interests was really just a product of slavery. Even the migration patterns that led to distinctions in culture were driven by the issue of “property” rights.
Sorry if it seems I’m being harsh, but I get sore when I see the Confederacy defended in this way. It was founded explicitly to protect slavery, in the most explicitly racist terms, and it tricked a ton of good people into dying for that wretched cause, many of my family included.
by raymond-park on Aug 15, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don’t want to be put in the position of defending the Confederacy myself, and wasn’t doing so above. I will gladly defend some of the individuals in it though, like Lee and probably your family, and I will defend the south as it stands today from accusations of racism in general.
by Dan TrueBlue on Aug 15, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Btw
You didn’t sound harsh at all. :) And sorry in turn if it sounded like I was harping either… my mother is a civil war historian who gave my brothers the middle names of Lincoln and Lee because of their anti-slavery beliefs.
by Dan TrueBlue on Aug 15, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean like how the three/fifths compromise gave the southern states greater representation in congress and the electoral college than they deserved.
northern incursion of power
You ever wonder why almost a third of the first fifteen presidents were slaveholding southerners? Six northern men to held the office prior to the insurrection and two of them were effectively southern in policy.
Would you accept
direct quotes from the declarations of secession of all four confederate states who issued such declarations?
South Carolina, in discussing the only specific state right it deems worth mentioning:
The ends for which the Constitution was framed are declared by itself to be “to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity.” These ends it endeavored to accomplish by a Federal Government, in which each State was recognized as an equal, and had separate control over its own institutions. The right of property in slaves was recognized by giving to free persons distinct political rights, by giving them the right to represent, and burthening them with direct taxes for three-fifths of their slaves; by authorizing the importation of slaves for twenty years; and by stipulating for the rendition of fugitives from labor. We affirm that these ends for which this Government was instituted have been defeated, and the Government itself has been made destructive of them by the action of the non-slaveholding States.
Mississippi, in theopening of its declaration:
Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery – the greatest material interest of the world. Its labor supplies the product, which constitutes by far the largest and most important portions of commerce of the earth…. These products have become necessities of the world, and a blow at slavery is a blow at commerce and civilization… There was no choice left us but submission to the mandates of abolition, or a dissolution of the Union, whose principles had been subverted to work out our ruin.
Georgia, again opening their declaration thusly:
The people of Georgia having dissolved their political connection with the Government of the United States of America, present to their confederates and the world the causes which have led to the separation. For the last ten years we have had numerous and serious causes of complaint against our non-slaveholding confederate States with reference to the subject of African slavery. They have endeavored to weaken our security, to disturb our domestic peace and tranquility, and persistently refused to comply with their express constitutional obligations to us in reference to that property, and by the use of their power in the Federal Government have striven to deprive us of an equal enjoyment of the common Territories of the Republic.
Texas, making clear the sole State right it felt has been violated:
Texas abandoned her separate national existence and consented to become one of the Confederated Union to promote her welfare, insure domestic tranquility and secure more substantially the blessings of peace and liberty to her people… She was received as a commonwealth holding, maintaining and protecting the institution known as negro slavery – the servitude of the African to the white race within her limits – a relation that had existed from the first settlement of her wilderness by the white race, and which her people intended should exist in all future time…In all the non-slave-holding States, in violation of that good faith and comity which should exist between entirely distinct nations, the people have formed themselves into a great sectional party, now strong enough in numbers to control the affairs of each of those States, based upon an unnatural feeling of hostility to these Southern States and their beneficent and patriarchal system of African slavery, proclaiming the debasing doctrine of equality of all men, irrespective of race or color – a doctrine at war with nature, in opposition to the experience of mankind, and in violation of the plainest revelations of Divine Law.
by UpUpDownDown on Aug 15, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I accept that the governing bodies held slavery to be their primary example of the violation of states’ rights. I don’t think that refutes either of our opinions.
With the rise of federal power in the north, there were other states rights that were a legitimate concern to many in the south. But slavery was indisputably the biggest concern.
I also accept that my wife wants me to accept that it is time to meet her for lunch.
by Dan TrueBlue on Aug 15, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure like tariffs.
An area that has a free labor force and doesn’t add any value to the goods it produces (cotton and other agricultural products) has no need for tariffs. An area that manufactures goods and has a more skilled workforce, that requires payment for it’s services might require economic protections to ensure that industry survives and can compete with other first world powers.
Agree on lunch
But disagree on other states’ rights. The South was actually getting its way regarding economic policy and tariffs before the war.
by raymond-park on Aug 15, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
You're right.
Because the fact that the US government, which includes the Big Ten states, slaughtered and displaced Native Americans is soooo much more ethical than southern slavery. I am sure that all Native Americans were just DYING to live in squalor in Oklahoma.
BTW, this cultural “differences” argument is beyond stupid. Hate to say this Big Ten, but nowadays, you probably are more culturally similar to the South than to New England or California.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
by meatybob on Aug 15, 2011 9:04 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
As someone who currently lives in the south
Have to disagree with you. The people I meet down here that I feel a symbiosis towards are usually midwestern transplants like myself. Just saying there’s a pretty definable difference between southern and midwestern.
But then I’ve never lived in New England or California.
agreed NC B
When we go down to SC for yearly golf, we are called “Yankees.” And we always drive by the “never forget” Confederate flag billboard outside of Hilton Head.
Those are cultural “things” that still exist.
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by Graham Filler on Aug 15, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
When called a yankee
I ALWAYS correct the speaker and tell them I’m a midwesterner and that “yankees” are people from the New England states. They usually respond that anyone north of the mason-dixon line is a yankee.
Or the billboard on I-20 between Atlanta and B'ham celebrating the 150th anniversary of the "war" and the young heros of the confederacy.
Or the giant confederate flag that flies over I-65 south of Birmingham.
This is exactly my point
Your blog post and this is the outcome of two groupings of people that can’t let the Civil War go. It is the nonsensical belief that northerners need to treat southerns like they are stuck in the 1850s and ignoring their own iffy history and the southerners who cannot get over the fact that they lost the Civil war and have this warped sense of pride over it.
Listen, I am not saying that the south and the midwest are exactly the same, but overall, they probably have more similarities than those in the west coast and new england.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
by meatybob on Aug 15, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
Don’t know about your second paragraph, but the first was spot on.
by Dan TrueBlue on Aug 15, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely agree
I live in a shit hole they call Memphis and the people around here, regardless of color, are nothing like the people back home… Not. Even. Close.
That's a goddamn lie!
Take it back or we’re invading again!
(That’s a joke, if there was any confusion).
This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation"--Sterling Archer
From Iowa live in Boston
People assume New Englanders are just like New Yorkers. Wrong, New England people are great unless you are on the road (you’d be pissed if you had to deal with this traffic too!) I would say people in New England are pretty Midwestern-like.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
Disagree
I spent three years in Boston, and although I love the city, the people, more specifically the sports fans, are in a class all their own.
by GoWings2008 on Aug 15, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Yup, South Dakota is just like South Carolina.
If you actually think Minnesota and Wisconsin are similar to Georgia and Alabama, you’ve never been south or west of the Hudson in your life.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
So South Dakota is closer to Boston than to South Carolina?
Or Minnesota is closer to N. California than Georgia? I don’t exactly remember too many Telegraph avenues in Dinkytown.
You can believe whatever you want, but cities like Minneapolis and Milwaukee are way closer to Atlanta than they are the SF and NYC.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Yes, all those Confederate Memorials in St. Paul totally prove your point.
As do the complete lack of racial riots in Boston suburbs like Roxbury.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I moved from one to the other.
Holy hell, was that some culture shock.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 15, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
"more culturally similar to the South than to NE or Cali"
Absolutely not.
If I were to describe ‘Midwestern’ in a word it would be ‘moderation’.
The South has been & is the most zealous part of the nation. Uncomfortably so.
In fact, I find that comment nothing short of insulting. Everything about the Southern culture & attitudes is almost the polar opposite of the Midwest; education levels, speech, history, attitudes, what we take pride in, etc.
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Aug 18, 2011 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions
So, let's say that the B1G sticks to AAU members from now on
Here’s the list (minus the Big Ten schools). I lined through schools already in stable conferences, or ones with zero sports draw at all. We’re left with:
Brandeis University (1985)Duke University (1938)
Brown University (1933)
California Institute of Technology (1934)
Carnegie Mellon University (1982)
Case Western Reserve University (1969)
Columbia University (1900)
Cornell University (1900)
Emory University (1995)
Georgia Institute of Technology (2010)
Harvard University (1900)
Iowa State University (1958)
The Johns Hopkins University (1900)
Massachusetts Institute of Technology (1934)
McGill University (1926)
New York University (1950)
Princeton University (1900)
Rice University (1985)
Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey (1989)
Stanford University (1900)
Stony Brook University-State University of New York (2001)
Texas A&M University (2001)
Tulane University (1958)
The University of Arizona (1985)
University at Buffalo, The State University of New York (1989)
University of California, Berkeley (1900)
University of California, Davis (1996)
University of California, Irvine (1996)
University of California, Los Angeles (1974)
University of California, San Diego (1982)
University of California, Santa Barbara (1995)
University of Colorado at Boulder (1966)
University of Florida (1985)
The University of Kansas (1909)
University of Maryland, College Park (1969)
University of Missouri-Columbia (1908)
The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (1922)
University of Oregon (1969)
University of Pennsylvania (1900)
University of Pittsburgh (1974)
University of Rochester (1941)
University of Southern California (1969)
The University of Texas at Austin (1929)
University of Toronto (1926)
University of Virginia (1904)
University of Washington (1950)
Vanderbilt University (1950)
Washington University in St. Louis (1923)
Yale University (1900)
Would Delany take a non-AAU school? I don’t know, but Nebraska was a member when they were offered. so there would have to be a huge attraction, like Notre Dame, to make an exception. I mean, he apparently turned down an overture from Oklahoma and Oklahoma State, so sports, although important, aren’t the be all, end all for B1G membership.
This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation"--Sterling Archer
by Ted Glover on Aug 15, 2011 9:11 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Personally, I’d love to see Delany put a call in to A&M before the SEC can have a vote to let them in, at the very least to rattle the SEC cage a bit. A&M fans are crazy, but it is a good kind of crazy most of the time. Plus they have a band that can compete with the best of the B1G as well.
by HawkeyedFrog on Aug 15, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
If things work out like they've been scripted
There’ll be a request from aTm for admission in Delany’s Mailbox soon
When we get the Pig, the Jug and the Axe, we'll have one hell of a picnic
Can't - that's tortious interference, which is what the SEC non-denial denial was yesterday.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 15, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you read that article on BON about tortious interference?
The Big XII and LHN tv contracts are pretty complicated. I’ll be interested to see how tamu and the sec navigate those waters.
Considering last year
Jim Delany would either make a great diplomat spymaster, or both.
He knew full well that everything he did could be subject to a FoI request, and he covered our asses. Don’t think for one second that Nebraska (or Texas A&M) left the Big XII without an implied offer.
by metatron5369 on Aug 16, 2011 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Now that Nebraska is non-AAU, the best move Delany can possibly make is to invite Oklahoma and A&M.
I had a really good chat with somebody on Twitter the other day* about the four Big XII schools that approached the Big Ten asking for an invite: Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, and two others (probably Kansas and Missouri.) His argument was that the Big Ten is being held back by its reputation of academic snootiness that it needs to avoid projecting an aura of arrogance. I disagree about the academic reputation part, but now that I’ve thought about it more, Oklahoma is a terrific fit.
The University of Oklahoma is a large public school, the flagship school of its state. It’s got outstanding athletics and a national football brand and a large student body. And the more that I think about it, I’ve come to the conclusion that Oklahoma is an AAU school waiting to happen. It’s a big time research school; it’s ranked #111 by the US News and World Report , which isn’t far from Nebraska’s, Iowa’s, Michigan State’s, or Indiana’s rankings. With Big Ten membership and a spot in the CIC, what’s to stop Oklahoma from becoming an AAU school? The only hindrance I see in Oklahoma making the move is whether they’ll be allowed to leave Oklahoma State in a different conference, because Oklahoma State can’t reach the same academic thresholds Oklahoma can, and that disqualifies them from consideration for the Big Ten. As for A&M, though they have eyes for the SEC, there might be a chance now that the SEC hasn’t made any initial decision. On top of that, should Oklahoma and A&M join it breaks up the Big XII, makes the jump easier for Missouri and Texas, and puts the pressure on Notre Dame to join up before the Big Ten hits sixteen teams. God, do I love the politicking behind conference realignment.
*Just in case you’re interested the conversation was with @suckatsports. #FFMonday!
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by Semicorrect on Aug 15, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm divided on Oklahoma.
I love the the Big Ten is an academically-oriented league, but other than academics OU meets every one of my criteria for expansion:
[√] Football power
[√] Good enough not to drag down basketball league
[√] Has a foothold in a major TV market AND/OR is a national draw
[√] Midwestern school with historic traditions
[√] Has a wrestling program
[ ] Academic standards
My hatred for Purdue is so great that no mortal human can detect its existence.
Is Oklahoma Midwestern?
I mean, it’s close enough and shares a lot with the Midwest (lots of rural areas and big on agriculture). But I always just kind of grouped Oklahoma as Southwestern, most because of the whole cowboy thing.
Also a plus, though: The possibility of seeing Wayne Coyne around OKC if OU ever plays a basketball tournament there.
Eh
Regions have blurry edges.
Some people call Kentucky, Missouri, or the southern parts of Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio as “Southern”. Some people call Pittsburgh a midwestern town.
They’re close enough.
by metatron5369 on Aug 16, 2011 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions
This is true
After all, I was the guy vehemently arguing that Missouri was not southern a few comments up there.
I'm just going to sit this one out
Apparently my family had high end brass on both sides of the war, and that’s all I’m going to say on that.
In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
pariah
man it’s like you always have your wheaties, some of the funny shit you’ve said this offseason has made me spit red bull all over my computer screen. well done. keep it going.
Off Tackle Empire
The quintessential Big Ten smoking room.
by Graham Filler on Aug 15, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions
When we get to discussing WWI I'll sit out too
Ze Prussians in the family tree included a couple of Kaiser Bill’s finest, while my great-great uncle Carl was a cavalry officer in the US Army. I still have his old ceremonial saber and a file of old newspaper clippings from my grandmother.
Most of the North had slavery
The only reason why it didn’t stick is because the North did not follow the Jeffersonian ideal of an agrarian society.
Officially slavery was ended in most of the North by 1800. The practice of slavery, though, continued in states like New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, and Pennsylvania until the mid 1800s. It was still practice in New Jersey until 1865.
Should we kick Penn State out of the conference for being slavers? They do have an all
white uniform. Then there is the whiteout. And there is this gem http://mysite.Verizon.net/vzeov6ub/cpofpa/
by Scarlet Fever on Aug 15, 2011 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
No, we should kick Penn State out of the B1G
for even considering the possibility that Matt McGloin is a starting QB.
This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation"--Sterling Archer
by Ted Glover on Aug 15, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm assuming this post is for real.
It’s so full of ridiculous ideas that I don’t know where to start. How about just the last sentence of the post? In all the years I’ve spent in the South (including getting a grad degree from one of your “slaver schools”), I can honestly say that I have heard exactly zero people say they hate the North or Northerners. Zero. Southerners you meet might indeed despise you, MSULaxer27, when you try out this argument on them at the bar after you’ve had a few beers, but 99% of them assuredly do not despise folks from Big Ten country.
by calmer than you are on Aug 15, 2011 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
looked at your profile, saw the Lightning, saw USA, saw Fulham, was thinking "this is a pretty cool dude"
then I saw “Florida Gators.” You get no points
Heel for school, Vol for life!
Bolts, Preds, Canes (childhood team, home state team, hometown team). Canes mini-STH. Southern hockey solidarity!
by Incipient_Senescence on Aug 15, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha!
Blame my dad. He went there, not me. I was born into it. Some things cannot be helped.
by calmer than you are on Aug 15, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
The premise that I don't want southern schools in the B1G is most definitely real.
Some of my wording is however firmly tongue in cheek.
But what exactly is ridiculous about the facts I mentioned. VA has a Lee-Jackson Day. Does Germany have a Hitler-Goering Day?
Maryland, North Carolina and Mississippi among others have state flags based on or designed to pay honor to the rebellion. Many of these “symbols” came into use in the 1960’s when the country attempted to force the south to honor the laws that were put into place after they lost a war to maintain the subjugation of blacks.
The north and the rest of the country may have their own crosses to bear for their role in slavery, race relations and the treatment of the native population, but last time I checked New York’s flag wasn’t a burning long house and smallpox infected blankets.
There are good people and decent schools in the south, but that doesn’t mean I think they should be rewarded for their dismal civil rights record by joining a conference that was one the first if not the first to offer African American students and athletes an opportunity to succeed and excel as human beings.
I'm not objecting to the facts as you present them.
The history is terrible, it’s results are lingering, and the symbology should be abandoned. I’ve spent years in both the North and the South. I think that in general the South has far bigger problems with racism and general backwardness (among other problems) than the North.
What I’m objecting to is the idea that “there are good people” in the South, as if you might be able to find them if you look hard enough. Or that the South is a “bastion of evil”. (Or is it “former” bastion of evil? It seems from your argument that you think we could probably leave off the “former”.) Or that Southerners harbor deep-seated hatred for the North and Northereners as a rule as opposed to a rare exception. Or the pervasive tone of your post, which comes across as the angry parent chiding a wayward child. In the end, it’s pretty clear that you think Southerners are typically racist and if not proud then at least unconcerned about it, and you don’t think Northerners should associate with them.
by calmer than you are on Aug 15, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
More generally, why does the entire population bear the "crosses" of past injustice?
Everybody, and I mean everybody, is guilty by ethnic, regional, or national association with some sort of injustice. At some point the past has to be the past, or no one will be able to hold their head up.
I had two great-great grandfathers who served in the Union Army (no Confederates in my family tree), including one who marched through Georgia and South Carolina with Sherman. Before going south, one of them served in the Minnesota state militia during the 1862 Sioux War.The other contracted malaria while on garrison duty in Louisiana, and died soon after the war ended as a result of his illness.
I am not waiting for or expecting any sort of thank you from the descendants of former slaves, nor do I deserve one.
If anyone thinks I am going to apologize to the Lakota for anything my ancestor had to do with the repression of their ancestors’ uprising, they are wasting their time.
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No need to apologize for our ancestors
but lets not forget the parts of our histories we shouldn’t be proud of, and certainly lets not make excuses for them.
by raymond-park on Aug 15, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Our mascot on this site which is subtitled "A blog of Northern Aggression" is General Sherman.
With that in mind, I’m not sure I should apologize for being less than conciliatory towards the former slave holding states who by their actions over the past 150 years are similar to those of a recalcitrant child.
I don’t think all southerners are typically racist, but the actions of their governments speak for themselves. We are a democracy, we have the ability to change the things about our country peacefully. It may not be correct to paint the entire south with the broad brush of racism, but if it truly bothered them, the racist actions and symbols used on their behalf, they would change them. Until that point, I don’t think they belong in our conference. A conference that has a strong history of racial inclusion, not exclusion.
You say you "don't think all southerners are typically racist".
That’s a strage sentence, because you might not think that ALL Southerners are racist, but you clearly think that TYPICAL Southerners are racist.
by calmer than you are on Aug 15, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm from the South, and I've always loved the "Blog of Northern Aggression" subtitle
because I’m a Big Ten grad and this is a college football blog. I definitely haven’t ever taken it as literally as you seem to. I also live in Atlanta, and think Sherman was absolutely justified in burning the place to the ground 147 years ago. And while racism is certainly alive and well down here, my US Representative is John Lewis.
by calmer than you are on Aug 15, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess you're talking about Chief Illiniwek
Until that point, I don’t think they belong in our conference. A conference that has a strong history of racial inclusion, not exclusion.
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by babaoreally on Aug 16, 2011 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The entire country has committed acts and supported ideas that are wrong at various times in our history.
I believe I’ve alluded to that a few times. No matter how begrudgingly, Illinois stopped using the symbol. Ole Miss finally stopped using Colonel Reb, but still has the rebel battle flag on their state flag, which you will probably still see in the stands and outside the stadium before their games. Even with the Illini’s use of Native American symbols, the B1G still has a history of racial inclusion more than exclusion. One that southern schools really don’t.
So should the NCAA kick the SEC (and most of the Big 12 South) out of the organization?
If the NCAA doesn’t step up, should the B1G, Big 12 North, PAC-12, and the Big East leave the NCAA to avoid being tainted with the sin of slavery and racism? What would the ACC do?
by Midnight Rambler on Aug 15, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to pile on...
but the top 10 most segregated urban areas in the country are all cities from union states.
http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/03/29/most_segregated_cities/slideshow.html
But I am sure that nowadays keeping minorities in the economically repressed inner city is just another sign of how much more progressive the North is to the South.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
I don't want to get into politics...
But the very policy that was viewed as “progressive” is exactly what led to de facto economic segregation: section 8 vouchers.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 15, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Brakes: Being applied
We can go back and forth on the Civil War, but let’s stop this sub-thread from going any further, shall we?
This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "this exact situation"--Sterling Archer
Agreed.
I do not want to see any links to Salon, The Nation, The Hill, Media Matters, Huffington Post, Heritage Foundation, National Review Online, etc, ever again on this site.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 15, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't speak for everyone
Letting any of the southern schools into our league would be a travesty for a lot of different reasons. The fact that this conversation is occuring highlights the differences that will keep us from ever forming a strong bond together.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
Sure, we can go back and forth about this all day...
and I don’t agree with this post for sure, but for one thing I’m certain (I guess I could always be wrong though, but we would never know) is that Big 1G leaders will not take any Civil War related material into consideration regarding evaluating bringing in new colleges into their conference. Determining if either good or bad for respective schools, they might discuss culture fit, academic standards, recruiting significance, new eye balls ect., but imo it won’t be for example, UVA is a good academic school and fits in with our standards—check, they are in a good recruiting area with a good sized population—check, new market and more money—check, culture fit is good enough—check, but none of that is enough because 150 years ago they had slaves over there.
Same thing with the SEC looking at new targets, as I brought up WVU—if they agree with my assessment, they will not kick it out because, well we would like to and they would work out well we think, but they left the Confederacy and now way.
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
doh, *and I don't agree with the original post....
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Agreed
History is great and useful (hopefully) for avoiding mistakes (Ha! Like anyone learns from their history)
But this is about money, and if Delany comes up with and executes a plan that got (for example) UVA or North Carolina to join the B10, I might grumble, but I would at least assume there was a damn good reason, and that reason is that they would make the conference stronger in the long term.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 15, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Getting close, look forward to watching Nebraska play against their new Big 1G foes...
especially Iowa—that will be intense for sure.
"Fast Eddie: No bar?
Cashier: No bar, no pinball machines, no bowling alleys, just pool... nothing else. This is Ames, mister."
From the movie--The Hustler
GET TO THE RIM HEAT (and SKY)! ATTACK THE PAINT!
Oklahoma was Indian, not slave. Perfect fit...
Unless they try and take okie state with them
I ain't been droppin no eaves, sir
by Cornfedhawkbred on Aug 15, 2011 3:34 PM CDT reply actions
They were actually both Indian and Slave owning
and fought for the Confederacy.
by raymond-park on Aug 15, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Idk about the slave holding but,
they fought for the confederacy because they were forced into making a decision and the union was to far away to provide protection from the south had they sided with the union
I ain't been droppin no eaves, sir
by Cornfedhawkbred on Aug 15, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
I know there were plenty of Cherokees that owned slaves, but I don’t know what their laws were. I mean, it didn’t even enter the Union until 1907, until then it was called “Indian Territory”. And I don’t know exactly how it was governed. Any history majors wanna school me on this? I was only a minor.
I said it before and I'll say it again: UConn.
If the B1G were to expand to sixteen teams, I don’t care too much who the other three schools are, but I want the Huskies.
UConn would be a HUGE boost for basketball, I decent enough fit for football (and no doubt they would get better playing in the B1G) and you would get the northeastern TV market, including NYC. Lots of Huskie fans in Manhattan. It’s 100 miles closer to Manhattan than Syracuse.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 15, 2011 3:43 PM CDT reply actions
Eh
How am I supposed to get excited for a team that doesn’t even draw their own people?
The point of this expansion is to make B1G Ten games a better product.
by metatron5369 on Aug 16, 2011 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree, they have trouble selling out games.
But they began drawing well last year when they were in contention for a BCS bowl bid.
Also, I think they’d begin drawing better if their weekly matchups featured teams such as Michigan, Nebraska, Penn State, Ohio State, etc., instead of Cincinnati, South Florida, Pitt, and Rutgers.
by TheHumbleBuckeye on Aug 16, 2011 7:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Detroit Born, Buckeye Raised
and living in Mississippi. Ain’t never coming back. Football is better here and midwestern weather sucks!
Paul
Eight
Eight land grant schools.
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds,...Dr Pangloss

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