If you thought Ohio State was in hot water this offseason, I present Charles Robinson's excellent Yahoo! Sports piece on University of Miami. Keywords: Prostitution. Abortion. Cash payments. Yacht privileges. Jewelry. Registering at hotels under the alias "Teddy Dupay." Oh, and the somewhat hidden fact that Miami coaches who knew of the illegal booster activity include 2 current coaches at Alabama, one current coach at Florida, and one current coach at Louisville. Free tattoos don't seem so bad, now do they?