This is wrong on so many levels. On the plus side, the fans of Penn State and Michigan State would like to thank you. Your unveiling of this ugly hybrid of Norman Rockwell and the Children of the Corn means that their schools no longer share the most hideous trophy in all of college football.
On behalf of the rest of the B1G, I'm begging you to throw this piece of molded blasphemy into one of your state's many ponds of pig feces immediately. That Pop Warner participation trophy you used to play for now looks like Michelangelo's David and you should bring it out of retirement immediately. Also, please make sure to sack whoever signed off on this before you create your little Heroe's Trophy.