Jeff Hanisch-US PRESSWIRE
Oh, Iowa. Oh, Illinois.
Welp, Iowa is bad. But at least they aren't Illinois. Tim Beckman said he needed to 'start over', but not only is he burning everything to the ground, he's reburning it, tilling the soil with radioactive waste, salting it, saturating the ground with napalm, and burning it one more time, just to be sure.
Oh, and Minnesota is kicking the hell out of Purdue, thanks to the phenomenal early play of freshamn wunderkind Philip Nelson. Seriously Purdue, you're more schizophrenic than a crazy ex-girlfriend.