Why I Hate Illinois: A Pictorial

Jonathan Daniel

This is why you suck, Illinois.

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Have some more chaw, you douche. (thanks, USA Today)

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lol seriously you suck (via cdn0.sbnation.com)

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Get off the court, you orange-wearing dick. (Photo Credit: Getty Images, By: Jonathan Daniel)

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Crying because someone told you that you can't whine and dunk your way to fame in the world? (via bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com)

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you just suck, Illinois. This was your coach. (via cdn.faniq.com)

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And Tim Beckman is a fascist.

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This trophy is ours (via cdn1.sbnation.com)

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Now give us back our other one. (via www.totalprosports.com)

Oh, and we'll show your mascot, for good measure:

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Go 'Cats.

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