This is why you suck, Illinois.
Have some more chaw, you douche. (thanks, USA Today)
lol seriously you suck (via cdn0.sbnation.com)
Get off the court, you orange-wearing dick. (Photo Credit: Getty Images, By: Jonathan Daniel)
Crying because someone told you that you can't whine and dunk your way to fame in the world? (via bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com)
you just suck, Illinois. This was your coach. (via cdn.faniq.com)
And Tim Beckman is a fascist.
This trophy is ours (via cdn1.sbnation.com)
Now give us back our other one. (via www.totalprosports.com)
Oh, and we'll show your mascot, for good measure: