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The final week of the regular season is upon us, and with that brings #Hate and 4 double value games. The opportunity is there for some ground to be made up. Although we all know The Game was actually played last weekend (Harvard won BTW), I will reluctantly label OSU @ Michigan a double value game. Here we go:
Single Value Games:
Minnesota +14.5 @ MSU, my pick: MSU. Sharty is rolling along nicely, and should be able to smother the Goofs one dimensional offense, thus sparking another debate over whether MSU or Wisky has the conference's best D
PSU +24 @ Wisconsin, my pick: Wisky. The Streak (TM) is over (thanks a lot Stave), but I see a new one starting here, the only way this is remotely a game is if PSU throws 25 jump balls to Robinson against Wisky's suspect secondary
Double Value Games
lolowa +3 @ Nebraska, my pick: Nebraska. Some homerism here, but lolowa has the least imaginative offense I've ever seen, our defense has improved, and we have way better playmakers than the Sqwaks. Nebraska 24, lolowa 7
Tarpwestern -3.5 @ IlLOLinois, my pick: Tarpwestern. The Mildcats simply cannot find a way to piss it away against the Fighting Lippers, or can they? Fuck who knows.....
Ohio State -14.5 @ Michigan, my pick: OSU. Urbz shows no mercy, and even if he did, Michigan's offense is so shitty they couldn't take advantage anyway
Purdon't +21.5 @ Indiana, my pick: Purdon't. Indiana's defense is so putrid even "The Duke of TD's" will look good against them, and score enough to stay inside the number.
Good luck, thanks for participating, and EMBRACE THE HATE!