We are sorry to inform you that due to unforeseen* complications in schedules, eagerness to write hatred towards a school most of us hate by default, and a touch of apathy - not to mention real jobs and lack of football watching emotions - today's hate piece failed to come together. It is disappointing to us as well, you know minus Ted who thinks it's pretty hilarious that none of us could match his Michigan rant. With that in mind, we are more than happy to oblige you with this letter telling you to carry on with the normal hate accordingly. Any and all complaints should be sent directly to the offtackleempire complaints box where someone** will read and make restitution accordingly.
Your cooperation in hating on Ohio State among yourselves is appreciated and we look forward to supporting all Big Ten fans in their pursuit of a venue for hating on the Buckeyes as we go into the future.
Your OTE Staff
P.S. Something something something, Urbz is a cheater, something something something, tattoos, something something something, criminals, something something something Buckeyes are a dumb poisonous nut. I think that should get you started.
P.P.S. Also, babaoreally would like you to consider the following as a good jump-off to the hate:
- Ohio State: the state of Ohio :: IUPUI: the state of Indiana
- Ohio State fans: college football :: Cancer : the human body
- Calling Ohio State "The" Ohio State University: something people should do :: Drinking bleach : something people should do
**Nobody will read your complaints, and no, we do not have a complaints box.