Reason #8 Kiffin will be fired: A Tennessee fan will attempt to shoot him in Neyland Stadium on the Third Saturday in October. Instead of hitting Kiffin, the Tennessee fan, who will be very drunk and using a musket from the 1870's, will instead hit Saban. Saban will survive -- it's impossible to kill a vampire unless you hit him in the heart with a silver bullet -- but Kiffin will be interim coach for the Alabama-UT game. The Crimson Tide, despite being 48 point favorites, will lose by 48. Kiffin will be fired the next morning.