Do you even think about the other conferences and what schemes they are up to? I do, but maybe that's because we come from the Big 12. Anyways, we will soon be getting two new members to join the Big Ten, (new members, we aren't allow to use the B1G until we stop getting donkey punch during bowl games) the Terps and the scarlet headed stepchild of Rutgers (which I believe will actually be huge deal). So, how do you feel about the other conferences?
I will rank them base on despise to tolerate.
1. ACC - the most greedy, bull shitting assholes of them all. They're acting like a bunch of assholes cause they loss Maryland. Meanwhile they have been poaching the Big East for an eternity. I pray that Maryland wins the lawsuit against the ACC and a couple more schools jump aboard the Big Ten Train (it will not be build by Purdue, for we fear it would be fumbled and returned for a touchdown by the other conferences). So yeah, screw those guys.
2- SEC& Big 12 - Two assholes, hey you know what they say, "everything is bigger in Texas." So now that we covered the Big 12, lets talk about the SEC. Do I think the SEC fans are racist assholes? Yes. Do I think they are obnoxious? Yes. Do I think they have been build on myth? Yes. So that covers the SEC, side note, fans of the SEC get over the civil war, for real.
3 Pac 12 - I don't know what they are up to, the whole timezone things never lets me keep up with them.
4. Big Ten - we may not win a lot of football games, but damn it if we can't all come together and admit that Michigan needs to calm the fuck down.