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The OTE Screen Name Draft: Because Illinois Can't Have Nice Things

According to the OTE overloads, this week is all about Illinois. However, that can't be right, because Illinois can't have nice things. With that firmly settled as canon, lets change the subject.

Last off season I wrote a little fanpost about the origins of our screen names and got plenty of good stories out of it. While you are free to use the comments here to rehash (or for the first time) the story behind your screen name, I thought perhaps we could have some fun based on current events.....let's have a draft! If you could choose to take over someone's else screen name, what name would it be?

Here are a couple (Gopher centric) names that I like.

GoAUpher - Once he explained it I thought it was clever.

LongSufferingGopherFan - Because I can relate to it.

Killjoy - Because the person is expressing love of Coach Kill and he can be a killjoy (just kidding dad)

What name would you take over? Draft your top 3.

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