Well, everything has gone according to script so far. In the early games, MSU. Michigan, Iowa and Penn State dispatched their overmatched opponents with relative ease. In the afternoon games, Wisconsin is crushing South Dakota and...
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS...
Ohio State...are we sure about that?...yes? Okay, Ohio State has COMPLETED A FORWARD PASS and THROWN FOR A TOUCHDOWN. They lead Colorado 20-7 at halftime.
And Illinois will go to the locker room trailing Western Michigan 13-10. Yikes.
Minnesota, Indiana, and Nebraska play later this evening.