How many times will Nick Toon cause Ricardo an episode of sports-induced Tourettes? How many times will Bret Bielema blow up the sideline? Read on to see what Hilary and Ricardo think.
The Badgers’ front seven will record how many big plays (sacks, TFLs, turnovers)? Over-under: 9
Hilary (over): I keep going back and forth on this one. Like Ricardo, I thought a lot of the criticism that the Badgers were subject to in the wake of the game they played was unfair. I mean, when you're up by like 20 at the end of the first quarter, I don't blame the defense for slacking a little bit.
Russell Wilson will complete how many passes in double coverage? Over-under: 1.5
How many total push-ups will Bucky Badger do in the first quarter? Remember, these are cumulative: for example a touchdown (seven) succeeded by a field goal (making the total ten) nets seventeen total pushups. Over-under: 31.5
Nick Toon has a penchant, not simply for dropping the football, but drops that elicit Ricardo to launch into profanity-laced haikus (Nick Toon Drops A Pass; It Would Have Been Good For Six; Damn It Fucking Shit!). How many haikus will Nick Toon cause this week? Over-under: 1