Scene: Jim Delany's office, B1G HQ, Oak Park, IL. Delany is in a meeting with Mark Dantonio. Dantonio is in a foul mood---his shirt looks mysteriously like an old Michigan one, but the block ‘M' stitching has been removed and replaced with a Spartan logo taped on the other side, and dyed a color not of this world, with maybe a tinge of blue. It's certainly not the MSU green. Also, it looks ill-fitting and loose on Dantonio, and it might be a couple more seasons before he grows into it.
Look, Commissioner, I'm just saying it smelled fishy, that's all.
It's not a conspiracy if it's a FACT. And I read this on an Internet message board. So it is fact. A. Fact.
I know. I've known before most of the other sheeple.
And I know that you know that I know.
Anyway...where was I? Oh yeah, something something you're all important to me, and secondly, let's really look into this Mark. Don't you think maybe...just maybe...all of MSU's past problems were brought on by...MSU?
No! We are actively conspired against!
Occam was an OSU grad, and also conspiring against us.
I don't NEED A GODDAMN DOCTOR! I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO BELIEVE ME!
I have it on good authority that there is a book, written by the Masons, published by the Illuminati, protected by the Knights Templar with operations financed by the Rothschilds, that has specific, written instructions that spell out...IN GREAT DETAIL...how The One World Conference will not rest until they destroy Michigan State.
No, I'm not.
Your denials and disbelief further PROVE I AM RIGHT.
Other Michigan State fans...who have put it on the Internet.
Son of a bitch. Well, what was I wrong about?