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In other words, Akron is up 10-7.
In unrelated news, Nebraska is doing well against UCLA and up 11 at the half; Indiana is pulling away from Bowling Green; and Minnesota is trailing Western Illinois (but their team's, and all of our minds, are probably with Jerry Kill, who suffered a seizure apparently at halftime)
Comment away.