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This is at 9am and don't even get me started on what temperature it actually "feels like". It's so cold today I scraped ice off the inside of my car. That's Pure Michigan. And this isn't anything compared to the storm of 2010, Lord it was so cold we rabble rabble rabble both ways uphill to school etc. Anyways, notice all the newcomers are practically wearing bikinis. Balmy non-conformists with their terrible football programs. B1G! B1G!
*Remember when Charlie Weis turned down a bowl game for ND? Do you know where they play a lot of bowl games? Warm places.