57 Gifs That Explain Why We Hate the team from pennsylvania

Ohhhhhhh, team from pennsylvania, how we despise thee. It's really hard to find the words.

Accordingly, since a picture is worth a thousand words, the On The Banks editorial staff teamed up to find the 57,000 words that adequately express how much we hate the reviled team from...ick I can't even say it. It's like barfing into your own mouth and having the barf tell you about how great it is.

Anyway, our editorial staff has selected an animated .gif that most accurately expresses their feelings on each topic.

I present to you, my fellow Off Tackle Emperors, The Scarlet Knights of the .gif Roundtable!

1. So, the team from pennsylvania, right?

Ray "Captain Trollface" Ransom:

Dave "Roundball" White:

Kevin "Master Chef" Recio:

Andy "Egads!" Egan:

2. What? They're a great team that plays the sport the right way, with a focus on academia and a respect for both the student athlete and the health of the University community as a whole.

Ray "Roid Rage" Ransom:

Dave "Rewrite" White:

Kevin "Mister Chief" Recio:

Andy "Dandy" Egan:

3. What? You don't like the team from pennsylvania?

Ray "Rollin' Coal" Ransom:

Dave "Wiggles" White:

Kevin "Rec That" Recio:

Andy "Loves Dropping" Egan:

4. How would you summarize your feelings on the team from pennsylvania?

Ray "Really?" Ransom:

Dave "I Write to Take the Edge Off" White:

Kevin "Editor in Chef" Recio:

Andy "Candy" Egan:

5. That James Franklin is a pretty great coach isn't he?

Ray "ttfp sucks" Ransom:

Dave "Basketbro" White:

Kevin "Heaven" Recio:

"Handy" Andy Egan:

6. I hear they're going to lock down the state of New Jersey and the state of Maryland in recruiting.

Ray "Rutgers Rah" Ransom:

Dave "Rec The RAC" White:

Kevin "Master Blaster" Recio:

Andy "Fuckin' A" Egan:

7. One might say the team from pennsylvania is a little bit full of themselves, no?

Ray "Really, my last name is" Ransom:

Dave "Whippits" White:

Kevin "All the Recs" Recio:

Andy "Streakin" Egan:

8. You know what I love? When they yell "We are" and then say the name of their school.

"Righty" Ray Ransom:

Dave "Lefty" White:

Kevin "Swings Both Ways" Recio:

"Knuckleballs" Andy Egan:

9. Well, at least Maryland and Rutgers finally get a shot at 'em right? That's gotta feel good.

Ray "R!" Ransom:

Dave "U!" White:

Kevin "Kevvy Kev Kev" Recio:

Andy "U! Wait are we still doing that?" Egan:

10. Did you know that the beloved coach of ttfp once shat himself during a game?

Ray "Trololol" Ransom:

Dave White "Whiner":

"Ragin'" Kevin Recio:

Andy "Brandy" Egan:

11. Hey, remember this shit?

Ray "Handsome" Ransom:

Dave "Tighty Whitey" White:

Kevin "Wreck" Recio

Andy "Shandy" Egan:

12. Who's ready to see Maryland beat the shit of ttfp and exact some sweet revenge?

Ray "Ray Ray" Ransom:

Dave "Powder" White:

Kevin "Wreck Yo Ass" Recio:

Andy "Ghandi" Egan:

13. Who's ready to see Rutgers beat the snot out of ttfp and exact some even sweeter revenge?

Ray "I've Got Your Happy Valley Right Here" Ransom:

Dave "Drives the Bus" White:

Kevin "Hoss" Recio:

"Randy" Andy Egan:

ttfp, you're a fetid corpse of a once-proud football team and you need to go straight to hell.

Love,

Ray & The Gang