Gentlemen! After years* testing in the laboratory and performing double-blind studies** and whatever else it is we faux-scientists*** do, realizing that correlation implies causation****, and drinking heavily*****, I've perfected****** it! I give you...
The MNWildcat Super-Awesome Coaching Success-to-Fanbase Response Paradigm
Alert the media! Start the presses! OTE is YOUR home for all things super-awesome and sports-sciencey!
*Like, 20 minutes
**Shut up, that's a thing
****It does, right?
*****Actually yeah, this one's true
******Fuck you it's perfect
But wait! There's more! Applying that to the Big Ten, we yield:
You're welcome, world.