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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I hope everyone has plans to get together with their family and overeat until your pants no longer fit and you feel ok with watching a Detroit Lions or Dallas Cowboys game. In the spirit of the season, I thought I'd share a family favorite from everyone's favorite leader of programs and the cause of the B1G hockey conference: Barry Alvarez! Barry learned this recipe way back in the 6th year of the badger football program (1999) from his son Chad. So without further ado, PARROT ALA ALVAREZ!
Ingredients
Your roommates parrot
Cooking Instructions
Take your roommate's parrot, preferably living, and put it in a microwave. Start the microwave, then pass out.
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