Every week this season Jesse Collins cajoles your humble writing staff to vote in the OTE power poll sometime before Tuesday evening. Then, he comes up with a witty theme that corresponds to the rankings. Also, Insertname makes week to week graphs. However, this year Jesse's gladly shared the duties with fellow writers and guests. It's time to look back, and reminisce, and vote for the first annual OTE Power Poll of the Year!
To the polls!
Jesse Collins brings back the memories from your favorite music from the 1990s. Basketball warmup music from junior high and high school.
Jesse Collins compares our football teams to characters from Super Mario Brothers. An indispensable part of our childhoods.
BigRedTwice has an awesome idea and compares our football teams to different kinds of nail polish.
Jesse Collins compares our football teams to Ryan Adams's cover songs of Taylor Swift's 1989 album. Our favorite singing giraffe won't put her music on Spotify, so Ryan Adams will have to cover it, which allowed Jesse to embed the music!
Thumpasauraus compares our football teams to the all time best sports rants. #CROWNTHEIRASS
Big Red Twice compares our football teams to Canadian entertainers. Poor #14 Rutgers got stuck with NICKELBACK AHAHAHA!
Thumpasaurus and myself compare our football teams to the worst movies of all time. I learned about a few more bad movies just by collaborating on this article.
Jesse's back comparing our football teams to assorted Guinness book of World Records. I had no idea there were idiots who set a record for opening beer bottles with chainsaws.
Jesse compares our football teams to outlandish Halloween costumes. Purdue as a Mr/Mrs Hasbro Potato Head costume? I'dve just used a broken humpty dumpty costume.
ZuzuRU brings the power poll smack talk AND soft paleontological education by using obscure dinosaurs compared to our football teams.
Graham "Babydoll" Filler compares our teams to his favorite Mariah Carey songs!
I really need to watch this movie.
Jesse compares our football teams to the food that causes us to zonk out on the couch after eating too much of it.
Jesse compares our football teams to booze, internet trolling and worse.
Jesse compares our football teams to one of my favorite junior high CDs. Weezer's fantastic.
Time to vote! Tell us, what's the power poll of the year?