BADGERS BEAT ARIZONA 85-78

1. SAM DEKKER IS A BALLER

WHEN HE IS SLASHING TO THE RIM AND HITTING STEP BACK THREES THERE IS NO PLAYER (KENTUCKY WILDCAT OR OTHERWISE) THAT CAN GUARD HIM

2. FRANK KAMINSKY WILL NOT BE DENIED

IF HE DOESN'T WIN THE WOODEN/NAISMITH I'M DONE WITH COLLEGE BASKETBALL

3. WISCONSIN WAS DOWN 3 AT HALF DESPI...

DO. NOT. CARE. DAT SECOND HALF.

4. WISCONSIN WON DESPITE ONLY GETTING 14 POINTS FROM NIGEL HAYES AND BRONSON KO...

SEE FACT 3

5. WISCONSIN SCORED 55 POINTS IN A HALF AGAINST THE THIRD MOST EFFICIENT DEFENSE IN THE COUNTRY

I JUST WITNESSED THE GREATEST HALF OF WISCONSIN BASKETBALL EVER. I'M OK IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER ONE THAT GOOD.

6. IF ANDREW HARRISON GETS AN OPEN LOOK FROM THREE IN THE CLUTCH NEXT WEEKEND JOSH GASSER SHOULD HAVE TO PAY BACK HIS SCHOLARSHIP

JUST KIDDING. JOSH GASSER IS EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD ABOUT WISCONSIN BASKETBALL. YES I WENT THERE

7. KENTUCKY LOOKED REALLY BEATABLE TONIGHT

LIKE "IF A TEAM HAS 3 ABOVE AVERAGE POST PLAYERS AND IS CAPABLE OF GOING UNCONSCIOUS FROM 3, KENTUCKY WILL LOSE" BEATABLE. NO ONE HAS THAT COMBINATION THOUGH... OH WAIT...

8. KINDA FEEL BAD FOR ARIZONA. RUNS THROUGH PAC 12...

GETS SAME SEED AS MID MAJORS GONZAGA AND KANSAS... GETS PUT IN SAME REGION AS WISCONSIN AGAIN

9. DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT SECOND HALF THOUGH?!?!?!?!?!?

WIN-WIN FOR ME, I GOT TO SPEND THE ENTIRE GAME IN A SPORTS BAR AND MADE A FEW BUCKS. SOMETIMES BEING A BARTENDER HAS ADVANTAGES

10. WISCONSIN WILL BEAT KENTUCKY...

IF THEY HIT TWO-THIRDS OF THEIR THREES AGAIN. I CANNOT WAIT FOR ANOTHER REMATCH