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Do you have a passion for Iowa football? OTE wants you!

We need an Iowa writer.

By LincolnParkWildcat
why did i come to school here
why did i come to school here
Phil Sears-USA TODAY Sports

For the past few years Mike Jones has written about the ups and downs of Iowa football, but sadly he's decided to take his talents to Black Heart Gold Pants, leaving a void on our staff. We need someone to write about the Hawkeyes!

If you're interested, send a email to Graham. It's on the masthead.

Ed note: we're no longer accepting applications for this position.

Graham notes: Hey there friend. This is a fascinating time to write about Iowa on OTE. You've got essentially five built in articles that are little more than fill-in-the-blanks:

  1. Ferentz Hot Seat Watch!
  2. Oh God we lost to Iowa State! Life as we know it is over.
  3. Oh God we beat Iowa State, now we can't fire Ferentz!
  4. Another RB hurt!
  5. 47th Internet "Open Letter to Ferentz" praying for him resign and walk away from millions and/or make offensive changes and/or fall into a hole.
By joining this available exclusive group of OTE writers, you ensure your place in sportsblogging immortality. Well, maybe not, but at least you get to hang out on the OTE slack.com page and talk shop and make snarky, witty comments. And we have unlimited pringles in the writers lounge so beat that BHGP!

Anyways shoot me an email.