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PODCAST: 5 OTE Writers Try To Digest USC & UCLA
The future has arrived and it’s both wacky and practical
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2016 Sherman's March to the Sea
SHERMAN BURNS SOUTH CAROLINA ONCE MORE
I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT
SHERMAN'S MARCH GETS HOT HOT HOT
Remember that time...yeah, you probably do.
SHERMAN PUNISHES GEORGIA STATE FOR THROWING A GAME
Today, Georgia Southern stands trial for dereliction of duty.
GENERAL SHERMAN’S MARCH TO THE SEA: MIAMI HURRICANES
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SHERMAN EXAMINES THE RUINS OF FOOTBALL IN TAMPA
South Florida's rise and fall proved that the Big East was a joke.
SHERMAN HUNTS KITTIES IN MIAMI
Hilariously poor coaching decisions de-claw these panthers.
SHERMAN KICKS USA OUT OF THE USA
To have your city insulted online, go to the General and save some time.
THE TROY TROJANS MEET THEIR SENTENCE FOR TREASON
General Sherman is disturbed by Troy's history.
THE OLE MISS REBELLION IS CRUSHED
Even if the hammer never drops on Ole Miss, they're still never going to win the SEC.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOUISIANA-MONROE WARHAWKS?
Unlike the South, this former giant-killer may well rise again.
SHERMAN'S GONNA DRILL BABY DRILL
There's nothing in Tulsa and that will be even more true when General Sherman is through with it.
TEXAS TECH CANNOT DEFEND AGAINST SHERMAN'S MIGHT
The Red Raiders had one chance to rise above the filth that is Lubbock and now it's gone.
GENERAL GRANT TAKES A WHACK AT GEORGIA STATE
MY FORMER COLLEAGUE SHOULD HAVE STAYED RETIRED
SHERMAN DRINKS TEQUILA AGAIN, FIGHTS EL PASO
NO SALES OF ALCOHOL TO MINERS PERMITTED
GENERAL SHERMAN SWARMS THROUGH THE ARIZONA DESERT
Tucson is no place to exist.
GENERAL SHERMAN CHARGES SAN DIEGO, SEIZES TEQUILA
YOU SOLD US DEFECTIVE GOODS, SDSU.
THE GENERAL TAKES NO CHANCES IN FRESNO
Just because horse theft hasn't been reported, doesn't mean it won't happen.
SHERMAN SHAVES A BEAVER
CORVALLIS MUST BE A CONFEDERATE STRONGHOLD BECAUSE THEY SURE DO LIKE TO LOSE THE CIVIL WAR
GENERAL SHERMAN PUTS BOISE STATE BACK IN ITS PLACE
"Take us seriously" and "look at our blue turf" are mutually exclusive.
GENERAL SHERMAN GOES TO UTAH LOW ON BOOZE
In search of the source of Gary Andersen's cowardice
TEXAS IS A STATE OF EMERGENCY: DRINKIN THINKIN
I DRANK THE WORM
MY BLUE RAIDERS ARE BETTER THAN MTSU'S
General Sherman retakes Murfreesboro, TN.
THE BAYLOR BEARS ARE HUNTED DOWN BY SHERMAN
Texas is infested with bears. We'll soon fix that.
SHERMAN'S TROOPS OVERWHELM CINCINNATI
Cincinnati is never going to be a thing. Stop trying to make Cincinnati a thing, Cincinnati.
GENERAL SHERMAN BURNS DOWN AN ATM. OR IS THAT TAMU
Our mascot finds himself in College Station, Texas and hates it.
GENERAL SHERMAN ADVANCES ON NEW MEXICO STATE
A DRY HEAT LEAVES LAS CRUCES VULNERABLE TO ARSON
GENERAL SHERMAN TORCHES THE CHARLOTTE 49ERS
THE TIME HAS COME TO SET THE REST OF THE COUNTRY ABLAZE