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This paragraph is the same as always. Skip it.
Since the start of the season, we here at Off Tackle Empire have been bombarding you, our faithful readers, with a tremendous amount of content. The downside to this content is that it contains words. Sometimes words can be a chore to read. Sometimes words can be a chore to write. Case in point: I’m trying to stretch this flimsy intro paragraph to this article to enough words to qualify for a minimum article length. Frankly, you can skip this paragraph and go straight to the graphics. After all, they are the entire point of this article, and this paragraph adds nothing. Fortunately, if you’ve read my work before, you know that one of my skills is making something ten times more lengthy and verbose than it has any right to be.
Here is a preview of Week 5 in MS Paint Infographics.
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