Coach: Some asshole
2015-16 Record: Way better than it should have been.
Key Departures: No one
Key Additions: Some gritty, gutty, local guy with high basketball IQ who knows how to take a charge (fall down).
Expected Starters: Annoying punchable faces 1-5
Key Bench Contributors: Annoying punchable faces 6-8
Super boring and awful
Super boring and awful, yet effective.
Fuck Wisconsin "Basketball". They are going to be be boring, slow, floppy, will never, ever, ever commit a foul (just ask them). They’re also going to be very effective because college basketball has devolved, Idiocracy-style, over the last 30 years.
What OTE Thinks
Like I said, awful, but very effective.