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Flopsconsin “Basketball” 2016-17: The Worst

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How will they destroy a beautiful sport now?

NCAA Basketball Tournament - East Regional - Wisconsin v Notre Dame
Nope, no foul here.
Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images

Vitals

Coach: Some asshole

2015-16 Record: Way better than it should have been.

Key Departures: No one

Key Additions: Some gritty, gutty, local guy with high basketball IQ who knows how to take a charge (fall down).

The Lineup

Expected Starters: Annoying punchable faces 1-5

Key Bench Contributors: Annoying punchable faces 6-8

The Schedule

Non-Con

Super boring and awful

Big Ten

Super boring and awful, yet effective.

My Thoughts

Fuck Wisconsin "Basketball". They are going to be be boring, slow, floppy, will never, ever, ever commit a foul (just ask them). They’re also going to be very effective because college basketball has devolved, Idiocracy-style, over the last 30 years.

What OTE Thinks

Like I said, awful, but very effective.

OTE Predictions
Iowa Hawkeyes
B1G
Overall
Writer W L W L
Aaron Y 16 2 28 3
babaoreally 12 6 22 9
Candystripes 12 6 24 7
Creighton M 12 6 21 10
DJ Carver 14 4 22 9
Graham F 13 5 24 7
Jesse C 12 6 24 7
MNW 12 6 22 9
StewMonkey 15 3 25 6
Thump 13 5 23 8
WSR 11 7 20 11
Average 12.9 5.1 23.1 7.9
High 16 2 28 3
Low 11 7 20 11