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Vitals
Coach: Some asshole
2015-16 Record: Way better than it should have been.
Key Departures: No one
Key Additions: Some gritty, gutty, local guy with high basketball IQ who knows how to take a charge (fall down).
The Lineup
Expected Starters: Annoying punchable faces 1-5
Key Bench Contributors: Annoying punchable faces 6-8
The Schedule
Non-Con
Super boring and awful
Big Ten
Super boring and awful, yet effective.
My Thoughts
Fuck Wisconsin "Basketball". They are going to be be boring, slow, floppy, will never, ever, ever commit a foul (just ask them). They’re also going to be very effective because college basketball has devolved, Idiocracy-style, over the last 30 years.
What OTE Thinks
Like I said, awful, but very effective.
OTE Predictions |
Iowa Hawkeyes |
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B1G |
Overall |
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| Writer | W | L | W | L |
| Aaron Y | 16 | 2 | 28 | 3 |
| babaoreally | 12 | 6 | 22 | 9 |
| Candystripes | 12 | 6 | 24 | 7 |
| Creighton M | 12 | 6 | 21 | 10 |
| DJ Carver | 14 | 4 | 22 | 9 |
| Graham F | 13 | 5 | 24 | 7 |
| Jesse C | 12 | 6 | 24 | 7 |
| MNW | 12 | 6 | 22 | 9 |
| StewMonkey | 15 | 3 | 25 | 6 |
| Thump | 13 | 5 | 23 | 8 |
| WSR | 11 | 7 | 20 | 11 |
| Average | 12.9 | 5.1 | 23.1 | 7.9 |
| High | 16 | 2 | 28 | 3 |
| Low | 11 | 7 | 20 | 11 |