Your choices this afternoon include:
Indiana (5-5) at Michigan (#3, 9-1)
2:30 pm CT on ESPN
Why watch? Because you like Jim Harbaugh's new-ish spectacles (the ones on his face, not the jumping up and down kind. Those are old.) Because you like hearing "Jabrill Peppers" 532,384,384 times in a 3.5-hour span. Because you hate Indiana.
Northwestern (5-5) at Minnesota (7-3)
2:30 pm CT on BTN
Why watch? Because you'd like to see the latest way Minnesota becomes essentially 10-0. Because Nerds v. Nordics is always a good time.
If none of the Big Ten teams float your boat, you might check out...
Washington State (#22, 8-2) at Colorado (#10, 8-2)
2:30 pm CT on Fox
Why watch? Because Mike Leach is funny.
The following rules still apply: be nice, no illegal streams, no porn.