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Unofficial This Week In SBNation Schadenfreude - Week 9

TCU lost to Texas Tech at home (in Double OT) 27-24

No more!!!!!

Kicking for ffffffffffffffffffiiiiiinnnngggg field goals in 20 THIS YYYYYEEEEEAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Run the M&^% F(&$#% BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rojo headed horned frog on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:14 PM reply

RAGE COUCH COACHING! RAWR!

Baylor lost to Texas on the road 35-34

I’m not counting that game Baylor is 7-0 in my book

Posted by chris_aitken on Oct 29, 2016 | 6:54 PM

Comic books are more realistic than this guy's book. Also, News Flash: Texas cheats and the refs gave them the game (imagine that).

Utah lost to Washington at home 31-24

Catch the FUCKING BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My blind quadriplegic mentally handicapped four year old cousin could catch better then these guys. And his sister could probably throw better. FUCK!!!!!

by EastcoastUte738 on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:23 PM reply

Confirmed, the cousin has an offer from several SEC schools.

Arizona State lost to Oregon on the road 54-35

#1 School in innovation

"Why can’t we innovate a new way to tackle?" —reddit game thread comment

by Esthete26 on Oct 29, 2016 | 5:14 PM reply

at least we have shiny orange uniforms

How l long for the days of maroon and gold. The team dresses likes Las Vegas dancers now.

by vandermd on Oct 29, 2016 | 5:15 PM reply

And apparently tackle like some Las Vegas dancers.

Michigan State lost to Michigan at home 32-23

Under Dantonia the MSU run game is between the G T gap

I remember under Perles MSU was always off tackle – such a huge difference in philosophy

Posted by MsuNavyGrad on Oct 29, 2016 | 11:04 AM reply rec flag

Dantonia? Dantonia?

Dantonia.0.jpg

Wolvies gonna wolvie

Posted by stormhawk27 on Oct 29, 2016 | 11:31 AM reply rec flag

I believe I'm the only one. Is someone impersonating me?

Is 2016 the new normal?

Is the Golden Age over for MSU football?

Posted by NOYBiz on Oct 29, 2016 | 12:58 PM reply rec flag

Michigan loses 30 starters next year

they will be fighting for fourth in the East

Posted by pomeroyarn on Oct 29, 2016 | 1:04 PM up reply rec flag

(starts using fingers and toes…insert AAU joke here…) 30?

Maryland lost to Indiana on the road 42-36

I could have made that throw - and I'm 61 years old and have arthritis.

by mikemd109 on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:26 PM reply rec flag

But are you throwing to a blind quadriplegic mentally handicapped four year old? That's the real test of skill.

I'm streaming, so I'm a bit behind

What the hell just happened?

by duck on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:59 PM reply rec flag

Passing sucks.. defense sucks... announcers suck... camera work suck.. this stadium sucks... that about covers it all...

by Terps Fanatic on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:59 PM reply rec flag

Going back to the Sound of Music…"These are a few of my favorite things"

Nebras...no, not yet. I'm not ready yet.

Florida State lost to Clemson at home 37-34

Any of you other fuckers also fucking feel this would be a good fucking time for the fucking Noles to fucking rip out fucking clempsuns fucking heart and fucking take a fucking bite out of that fucker before fucking spitting out in their fucking faces?

Posted by FrankDNole on Oct 29, 2016 | 9:54 PM

Fuck no!

Miami lost to Notre Dame on the road 30-27

My question is – why does everyone expect different results for the Canes from what Richt accomplished over the last 9 years in Georgia?

by johnyonko on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:03 PM reply

It's year one and we had the worst coach in Miami history for the last 5 years

ya’ll gotta settle down. shit’s not going to change in 1 year

by Codelus on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:04 PM up reply

Completely ignoring Randy Shannon, Charlie Tate, and a few others. Golden worst in Miami *history*? Yeah, no.

Richt is in danger of being run out of time.

Miami fans have no patience left.

by OldhamA on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:05 PM reply

Butch is still out there

by 72canefan on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:06 PM up reply

We can't though...the administration threw the purse at him...we are stuck for better or worse for another 5 years with him

by Fjd13 (Mr. Pithy Pants) on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:06 PM up reply

Oh I know we can't, but he's quickly losing this fan base.

by OldhamA on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:08 PM up reply

This fanbase is full of idiots

by Codelus on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:09 PM up reply

No, they've been abused by this team.

This is an abusive relationship. They’re snapping back.

by OldhamA on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:10 PM up reply

No, this fanbase is spoiled and delusional. ..

And pretty fucking shallow, IMO

by Miamuh 58 on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:13 PM up reply

Disagree

by JoshHammons1 on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:21 PM up reply

Ummm 100%accurate

by CaneFreak88 on Oct 29, 2016 | 3:24 PM up reply

There's not much to add here. This is pretty perfect. It's also not exclusive to Miami.

Ole Miss lost to Auburn at home 40-29

The SEC Network is a JOKE

Why does the SEC Network have alternate channels if it doesn’t use them? Here we are stuck watching the butt-end of the Samford game and have to miss the Ole Miss pre-game.

The Big Ten Network runs circles around the SEC Network when it comes to game coverage and regular programming.

If we are so big-time, why is our TV network second-rate?

Posted by jmosby on Oct 29, 2016 | 6:30 PM

Well, y'know, we have access to that NY Media Market, where all the experts live.

i am out of profanity for this defense

god damn

Posted by william.alexander.carter on Oct 29, 2016 | 8:58 PM

Do you believe that? Of course you don't. How long do you think the lack of profanity lasts?

the fucking man is throwing off his back foot being pressured by two men and he still gets a 25 yard bomb

Posted by william.alexander.carter on Oct 29, 2016 | 8:58 PM

That's right, less than a minute. Tsk tsk tsk, lack of concentration and willpower.

(sigh) Fine! Nebraska lost to Wisconsin on the road (in OT) 23-27

All we gotta do is score more points and we got this

Posted by lalallaalal on Oct 29, 2016 | 7:53 PM reply rec flag

Don't bring math into this hahah

Posted by CornDynasty on Oct 29, 2016 | 7:56 PM up reply rec flag

No math! That's some AAU shenanigans right there!

Adjustment time!

They get the ball first. 3 TFL’s!

Then a DPE punt return for TD.

Then we start to roll!

I’m calling it.

Posted by Uglydog56 on Oct 29, 2016 | 7:56 PM reply rec flag

(rings forever) You're calling it, but it's not answering.

4th Quarter Domination coming up!

Also, I kicked my hubby out because Huskers looked a lot better before he came into the room. He is now going out with the boys, so all is well.

Posted by jenferlee82 on Oct 29, 2016 | 8:37 PM reply rec flag

There are no weddings on fall Saturdays in Nebraska, but there could be divorces.

So,

I just discovered that scratching my dog’s butt is lucky.

She’ll be loving the rest of the game.

Posted by Andy Davis on Oct 29, 2016 | 8:43 PM reply rec (1) flag

Feel like that might be too much information

But since we just scored, I’ll allow it.

Posted by bfroning2 on Oct 29, 2016 | 8:44 PM up reply rec (1) flag

No, no, it was someone's Chinese food, or marriage difficulties. Please stop discovering new things about your dog, and then relating them to the Huskers.

Woooo!

MOAR Chinese!!

Posted by brutus1382 on Oct 29, 2016 | 8:48 PM reply rec flag

and more butt scratching by Andy!!!

Posted by Ezgame on Oct 29, 2016 | 8:52 PM up reply rec (1) flag

Stop encouraging this!