SHERMAN'S MARCH TO THE SEA: TEXAS STATE BOBCATS

GFTREETINGFS LOYAL COINJSTITHUENTS. I REACH OUT TO YOU FROM SAN MARCOS, TEXAS.

I lkmow I dsaid I would be oin Logan, Utah nexcf but my trisp to Wacko and Cokllege Stationn left me quite distrubed. Riding through Olkalhomna my troops and I finally ran out of the tequila we lototed from the Texsa pililjaging an d, examininining my scheulde, I hadas thought when I saw that I was dued to give a battttle reporsat on Texas State.

"OH," I bellowed to my feastreless gconvoy of lopyalsit, "I'LL REPORT ON THE STASTE OF TEESXAAS ALRIGHT."

MANNY MORE BOTTLES OF MEZCAL LATER, I STAND READY TO DELIVER THAT REPORTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT WHOOPS SORRY DOZED OFF FOR A SECOND.

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anyway I am pleased out report that TEXAS' CURRENT STATE IS AS FOLLOWS: ENGULFED IN FLAMES. THAT'S TEXAS' STATE. SHALL I STATE THE FATE OF TEXAS ONCE MORE? BURNT. BURNT TO A CRIPS.

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but in all seroiusnes tesax staet

YOU TRIED TO JUMPSTART A PROGRAM WITH DENNIS FRANCHIONE? WHAT, WAS CHARLIE WEIS UNAVAILABLE?

Next B1G Matchup: The Texas State Bobcats have wisely chosen to avoid my armies after the 2014 loss in Champaign.

Sherman's Next Destination: Sleeping off what's sure to be a monster hangover, then I SWEAR I'M REALLY GOING TO LOGAN, UTAH THIS TIME.