GREETINGS LOYAL CONSTITUENTS.

I write today to inform you that headquarters is investigating the commissioning of new merchandise that celebrates the heritage of our very own B1G conference. To that end, we would like to extend an opportunity to gather your input on the following designs, all of which are similar, and all of which are inspired by the recent plague of Thumpasaurus infographics:

BEE ONE GEE

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This simple design boldly proclaims a sarcastic yet sincere devotion to our heritage and our eminently hashtaggable B1G logo.

TEAM LETTERS

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This is a rough draft of a concept made up of team letters, from east to west geographically. WINPISMOP.

PUNT TEAM DIVISION COLUMNS

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The essence of Big Ten Football, embodied in each team’s colors. Separated into East and West Division columns.

PUNT TEAM DIVISION ROWS

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Another celebration of our glorious punting heritage, this time with a more horizontal approach. West and East divisions once more represented.

PUNT TEAM BLOCK

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The play Mark Dantonio would call, this one retains the B1G legacy and the divisional divisions but groups all the teams into one block.

Leave a comment if you would seriously be interested. Preferably, come back in 15 minutes and revisit your comment and see if you’re still interested. Vote in the poll.