Let’s get right down to business so I get back to the bars to drink some more...

A Comprehensive List of Everyone and Everything That Can Get Fucked

Bonus points if you/it fall into multiple categories

• The Southeastern Conference
• ESPN
• Lee Corso
• All you clowns that wanted LSU to blow us out and contribute to #TheNarrative
• #TheNarrative
• Josh Boutte for the cheapest hit I’ve seen in a long time
• Tre’Davious White for singlehandedly keeping LSU from getting blown the fuck out
• Alabama for not giving us a return game up north
• All you turds proclaiming Wisconsin was going to lose at least 6 games
• Minnesota and Nebraska fans for all their intimate advice on how a 5-7 team can make a bowl
• The Associated Press and Coaches Poll for barely making Wisconsin an afterthought
• Iowa

Honorable Mention: The Big Ten Conference for making sure Wisconsin still plays three more top 12 teams in its next 5 games

Game Recap

LOL jk too drunk to hash this out. Instead you’re going to get a taste of “What Was Speth Thinking?” presented in meme/gif form.

1st Quarter

Second Quarter

After Clement’s TD

After LSU scored twice in 67 seconds

After Gaglianone hit his 3rd of the day

When Brandon Harris threw a Stave like INT to ice it

And with Wisconsin winning and the SEC generally looking like dogshit (Bama taking USC out back notwithstanding), I leave you with this...