Let’s get right down to business so I get back to the bars to drink some more...
A Comprehensive List of Everyone and Everything That Can Get Fucked
Bonus points if you/it fall into multiple categories
- The Southeastern Conference
- Lee Corso
- All you clowns that wanted LSU to blow us out and contribute to #TheNarrative
- Josh Boutte for the cheapest hit I’ve seen in a long time
- Tre’Davious White for singlehandedly keeping LSU from getting blown the fuck out
- Alabama for not giving us a return game up north
- All you turds proclaiming Wisconsin was going to lose at least 6 games
- Minnesota and Nebraska fans for all their intimate advice on how a 5-7 team can make a bowl
- The Associated Press and Coaches Poll for barely making Wisconsin an afterthought
Honorable Mention: The Big Ten Conference for making sure Wisconsin still plays three more top 12 teams in its next 5 games
LOL jk too drunk to hash this out. Instead you’re going to get a taste of “What Was Speth Thinking?” presented in meme/gif form.
After Clement’s TD
After LSU scored twice in 67 seconds
After Gaglianone hit his 3rd of the day
When Brandon Harris threw a Stave like INT to ice it
And with Wisconsin winning and the SEC generally looking like dogshit (Bama taking USC out back notwithstanding), I leave you with this...