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Kirk Ferentz signs new contract - NOT SATIRE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

Good job, good effort, Barta

This morning news came out that Kirk Ferentz had signed a new contract:

This is not that surprising, considering there was only 3 years left on his previously ridiculous contract. Yeah, it finally ran out. Whew, right? Well, certainly Barta learned his lesson, and it won’t be be for something ridiculous like 10 years again.

Goddammit!

Well, Ok, I think I can still be ok with that. At least the buyout won’t be nearly as insane this time around.

Seriously?!?! SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?

WHAT

THE

FUCK

This is where we are now:

I just...

I need a drink.

Just go ahead and mark ISU as a win.

FUCK