Yeah, Clemson. We’re very happy for you.
But you’re frauds.
A Big Ten deserved to win this championship, and we know who was supposed to.
Not Illinois, Indiana, or Maryland
Not Michigan State, Michigan, or Iowa
Not OSU, Minnesota, Nebraska, or wisconsin!
Oh shit, sorry. There might’ve been a misunderstanding here.
No, sorry, Penn State would’ve gotten laughably clowned in the natty by either Clemson or ‘Bama. That’s not what we’re doing here. In case that was unclear.
No, sir/ma’am, the team in the B1G deserving of a national championship was
We don’t want ‘Bama, but we will take your undying affection as a nice parting gift.