The Meltdown Index: THE CLEMSONING

Hoo boy, we had a crazy weekend full of games, and some hilarity occurred. Let’s take a look:

Clemson lost to Syracuse

Let’s check in with our friends at Shaking the Southland

Per ESPN

This is the biggest upset in the last 40 years of college football.

Since 1977… let that shit sink in Dabo.

This loss is 100% on him. Playing a gimpy KB. Putting Zerrick Cooper in. That kid is not ready at all.

Why the fuck does Dabo keep making the same mistake about seniority over talent?!

This is the same shit with starting Cole Stoudt over frigging Deshaun Watson.

We’re you too concerned with your trip to Bama tomorrow?!

I hope this is a fucking wake up call you ass!

Posted by Tiger Diesel on Oct 13, 2017 | 10:21 PM

HAHAHAHA

Luckily, FSU fans were able to chime in

We will move over

To allow you ample room to wallow with us in a pool of extreme discomfort. C’mon in, the misery is fine.

He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Bobby Bowden

Posted by The Grassy Nole on Oct 13, 2017 | 10:35 PM

Nice job, ‘Nole

Fire everyone

End the program, burn down the stadium, salt the earth. Throw the trophies into the ocean and redact the wins from the record books.

Self appointed President of the Dabo Apologists Alliance

Posted by Kurtlikevonnegut on Oct 14, 2017 | 4:39 AM

Soooooo,

You want to turn into a Louisville fan?

Posted by Count Oculus on Oct 14, 2017 | 11:16 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

One of their writers used the phrase “TRIGGER WARNING” in an article!

TRIGGER WARNING: Clemson vs Syracuse Film Review, 1st Quarter

DON’T CLICK THIS JUST BURN EVERYTHING

Back to the comments

DABO is going to try to sell us on how we made such a GUTTY effort against a GREAT team, and fell JUST short

FUCK YOU DABO

Deshaun Watson: the first one-legged man to win a butt-kicking contest.

Posted by mdlusk on Oct 13, 2017 | 9:32 PM

Auburn lost to LSU

Let’s check in with College and Magnolia

This is what you get with a FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL COACH.

This is the worst choke job in the 30+ years I’ve been paying attention.

And if anybody tells me Chip Lindsey was in charge of the offense after the first quarter, I’ll kiss your ass and call it ice cream.

What a **** loser of a coach we have. Pathetic.

We’re a national laughingstock.

Posted by MorningVent on Oct 14, 2017 | 6:19 PM reply rec (1) flag

You guys could’ve learned what happened when Notre Dame gave five years to Cincy Moeller coach Gerry Faust, but NOOOO. Sucks for you!

SHIT

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

SHIT

Posted by schlanky on Oct 14, 2017 | 6:08 PM reply rec flag

Yep, this game was indeed excrement

Ugh. Let me just register two things

1) I have been a consistent Malzahn supporter, thick and thin, for what I maintain are good reasons.

2) I am no longer a Malzahn supporter.

/2¢

KICK BAMA KICK

Posted by rahien.din on Oct 14, 2017 | 6:05 PM reply rec (3) flag

And this is all it took? wow

Outcoached by Ed goddamn Orgeron

"I guess my barometer for baseball fever is still a goose bump."- Vin Scully

Posted by wde2011 on Oct 14, 2017 | 5:58 PM reply rec flag

YAWYAWYAWYAW FOOTBAW!

Washington State got their asses handed to them by Cal 37-3.

Wow. When I read this score I thought someone at ESPN messed up the chryon on the crawl. Could this be the worst loss of Mike Leach’s career? Losing to a team with arguably the creepiest mascot on the west coast?

DailyCal.org

Let’s check in with our friends at CougCenter.

...

WazzuCrew11 @ Cougcenter.com

I have no idea what is going on...

#TeamGleason

Posted by WazzuCrew11 on Oct 14, 2017 | 1:11 AM reply rec flag

Same as before.

I have no idea what is going on...

#TeamGleason

Posted by WazzuCrew11 on Oct 14, 2017 | 1:13 AM up reply rec (5) flag

I agree wholeheartedly

Is it too late

To cancel tonight’s game due to air quality?

Posted by Coug2715 on Oct 14, 2017 | 1:42 AM reply rec (7) flag

Cancelled due to...

Air Raid quality. I’ll see myself out now

Posted by Sloan353 on Oct 14, 2017 | 1:49 AM up reply rec (18) flag

Yeah, the air quality on the west coast is not good.

Friday's game reminded me of Woodstock,

unfortunately, it resembled Woodstock ’99.

"What the hell happened?"

Your 2017 Seattle Seahawks: "It's still early!"

Your 2017 Seattle Mariners: Back to the outhouse.

Posted by Bearcat44 on Oct 14, 2017 | 3:05 AM reply rec (8) flag

Hey guys, remember when you guys were coached by Paul Wulff and were the Rutgers of the Pac 12? It’s not that bad now. Buck up!

The Washington Huskies lost to the ASU Sun Devils 7-13

Let’s check in with our friends at UWDawgPound

Pathetic. Fucking bullshit

Every coach on that god damn staff needs to get their shit together this is on them. Nobody ready to play. No fucking game plan on offense. Shit play calling. The only thing that looked ok was the defense. This was a crap show, goodnight and FUCK YOU ASU for coming ready to play!

Posted by Godawgs17 on Oct 15, 2017 | 1:02 AM reply rec (5) flag

In the words of the late Dennis Green: That’s why the took the damn field! They came ready to play. Yeah, blaming the opponent for coming ready to play is real mature!

It looked like we were playing Bama again tonight.

But it was actually a 2-3 ASU team…

Posted by WunWunSmash on Oct 15, 2017 | 1:02 AM reply rec (2) flag

Womp Womp

Sun Devil Stadium sucks ass

They run it like a damned WWE contest. Hardly any replays, especially on anything controversial. I had no idea Miller even got injured until now. Every single fking br ask they’re either honoring some low level dignitary or playing some stupid game on the Jumbotron. No stats anywhere, just terrible.

Obviously the game was atrocious. I take back every nice thing no I ever said about our offensive coordinator.

Posted by mmeggs on Oct 15, 2017 | 2:23 AM reply rec (17) flag

Wow. Crapping on the opposing team’s stadium, then a segue to your offensive coordinator.

Oh, and for everybody who's been wrapped up in the ESPN drama lately, this is literally everybody at ESPN right now:

Posted by GeddyT on Oct 15, 2017 | 4:35 AM reply rec (6) flag

Maryland lost to Northwestern

Let’s check in with our friends at Testudo Times.

Tragic

The loudest the cheer of the game came when Northwestern kicked an extra point over the net into the stands. It was so embarrassing as a season ticket hokder to see our home environment look so pitiful. The fact you find this act noteworthy is disquisting and everyone who thought it was entertaing to throw a football around while the other team scored in front of the student section is a joke. There is a serious sense of entitlement that clouds the air in College Park and ill just sit and home and watch us bomb on tv from now on like nobody else because we suck

Posted by Fred Kreiger III on Oct 14, 2017 | 9:39 PM reply rec flag

Wow.

Crab cakes, losing games, and missing bowls.

THAT’S WHAT MARYLAND DOES!!!

I'm not interested in caring about other people's feelings.

Posted by Thrusty_DustyMD on Oct 14, 2017 | 6:11 PM reply unrec (10)

I’ll take it!

Worst loss of Durkin Era

To date….

Posted by VousGoo on Oct 14, 2017 | 6:25 PM reply rec (8) flag

Yeah...it's feeling like the Edsall days again

Posted by BringOnRichRod on Oct 14, 2017 | 6:28 PM up reply rec (4) flag

And that's saying something

WARNING: EXCESSIVE JUICE

Posted by Sephtical on Oct 14, 2017 | 6:29 PM up reply rec flag

Losing to my team is your worst loss? I can’t wait to see what happens if you guys lose to Rutgers. Speaking of Rutgers...

Defensive line was a sieve

That defense couldn’t have stopped Rutgers.

Posted by Charles Owen on Oct 14, 2017 | 9:10 PM reply rec (7) flag