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Teams I Want Northwestern to Beat, Ranked

I want HAT / I need HAT / But there ain’t nooo way I’m ever gonna looove HAT / now don’t be saaaad / cause two out of three aiiiiin’t baaad

By MNWildcat
Penn State v Northwestern Photo by JonathanDaniel/Getty Images

1. Iowa

2. wisconsin

3. Notre Dame

4. Penn State

5. Illinois

6. Other Smart Schools

7. Michigan State (notably Not a Smart School)

8. Michigan

9. Nebraska

I honestly forgot them: Minnesota

10. Purdue

11. Indiana

12. That team with the turtles

13. A ham sandwich

14. Rice

15. Chile

16. Turkey

17. I’m hungry

18. Can you eat a Mauritius?

19. Can you eat a Djibou—never mind this was a bad idea

20. rutger

error not found: Ohio State :(

let me know how wrong i am in the comments please

Poll

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This poll is closed

  • 18%
    Iowa
    (40 votes)
  • 15%
    wisconsin
    (33 votes)
  • 18%
    Can you eat a Djibouti? I’m seriously asking.
    (39 votes)
  • 20%
    I like turtles.
    (44 votes)
  • 6%
    I am an offended rutger fan
    (13 votes)
  • 20%
    All of the above
    (43 votes)
212 votes total Vote Now