Members of the Empire, week 4 was quite tumultuous. Let’s get to the Mockery!

Kentucky Wildcats lose to the Florida Gators 28-27

Let’s check in with our friends at A Sea of Blue

Honestly, we beat ourselves. we gave it away. Eddie Gran can suck one for going coservative, but also....

Fuck these refs. For real. You can call a hold anytime you want, and Florida was lined up offsides on the second to last play, which would make that field goal true. F@#$ them and F%^& the useless conference that, for reasons unbeknownst to anybody, wants to make sure they keep Florida on top of the SEC east.

Posted by jacobbleedsblue on Sep 23, 2017 | 10:16 PM

Tell us how you really feel Jacob!

WTF???!!!!!!!!

Yet again we get screwed in the ASS!!!!’

Posted by Hillbilly Bennett on Sep 23, 2017 | 10:06 PM

Bull Puckey

Gator$ paid the Ref$ bigtime

Born a UGA fan, went to Virginia Tech. Pencil me in for a double helping of dislike for Bugs.

Posted by HokieDawg on Sep 23, 2017 | 10:05 PM

Their bagmen are better than yours. Is it basketball season yet?

Oklahoma State loses to TCU 44-31

Let’s check in with our friends at Cowboys Ride for Free..uh, virtually no one comments there, so the Mothership gets a hat tip for a reference to OrangePower.com

Time to cut the Mullet, Coach

Okay. We get it. The Mullet took started as a joke, then took on a life of it's own.That's great marketing --- when you're undefeated and riding the crest of a popularity wave.But now you've gotten you a** kicked on national tv. You were beotch-slapped by a better game day coach that took you and your team to the woodshed.

The score was closer, but the game was a disaster.

So, it's time to take a new focus -- one on the team not on your current media popular hairstyle.

Trim the mullet. Put the attention on improving the defense instead of your hair and lifestyle. The public loves it when you're winning, but when you're losing -- it doesn't care.

It was fun while it lasted, but now it's time to cut the damn thing.

Burton Cummings, Saturday at 8:20 PM

The late, legendarily bad songwriter from Chicago Wesley Willis wrote a song about this a while back.

Maryland loses to UCF 38-10

It looks like the Angry Maryland Quarterback Hating God has decided to return and curse our multi-colored team in Maryland.

Let’s check in with our friends at Testudo Times:

AMQBHG is back

This shit needs to stop, what kind of voodoo curse is on is…why can we just not keep our QB’s healthy?

Posted by MountainTerp42 on Sep 24, 2017 | 6:39 AM reply rec (7) flag

There’s only one explanation: the Angry Maryland Hating Quarterback God is back. May god have mercy on your souls and livers.

I think the rest of the Big Ten wants you to give all your linebackers and tight ends a change to hurl the ball.

I attribute it to CP's proximity to Washington DC and our three branches of Gov't.......

There is some kind of vortex/Bermuda Triangle thing going on there that precludes any rational explanation for the fucked up nonsense that goes on there…

Posted by Denton5 on Sep 24, 2017 | 7:49 PM up reply rec (1) flag

Down to our 4th string QB technically

PUUURPLE REIGN, PURPLE REIGN

by Big Purp on Sep 23, 2017 | 2:43 PM reply rec flag

Yikes!

I'M SICK SMFH

"Call me Maryland Luther King I had a dream"

by callmemarylandlutherkingihadadream on Sep 23, 2017 | 2:40 PM reply rec (1) flag

Yeah, Maryland football will make anyone sick.

That must be why you comment IN ALL CAPS!

by NeonParkTerp on Sep 23, 2017 | 2:41 PM up reply rec (1) flag

DUDE STFU !!!! OUR QB IS HURT N YOU WORRYING ABOUT ME TYPING IN CAPS SMH

"Call me Maryland Luther King I had a dream"

by callmemarylandlutherkingihadadream on Sep 23, 2017 | 2:43 PM up reply rec flag

I have a dream too, that Maryland’s uniforms wouldn’t be the contents of a drunken fratboy’s stomach all over the street outside a douchey bar in Georgetown after drinking one too many shots of Malört mixed with Old Bay.

This has to be possible eventually. If not, you’re welcome for your morning nightmare. hehehe

you could see it on durkins face

we are absolutely fucked

by KnoxBox09 on Sep 23, 2017 | 2:40 PM reply rec (3) flag

He actually looked surprisingly calm to me.

by Custos on Sep 23, 2017 | 2:40 PM up reply rec flag

yeah. but you know he's losing his shit internally.

Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

by nmcvicker03 on Sep 23, 2017 | 2:41 PM up reply rec (2) flag

His doctor did tell him to lay off the Old Bay.....

Michigan State lost to Notre Dame 38-16.

Let’s check in with our friends at The Only Colors

FUCK LJ

Also, Fuck Lewerke. He’s cost us 14 points with his ass hattery.

When you can’t do anything but run it won’t work when you face real talent.

Sorry, not sorry. It’s true folks

#FreeDeWeaver

by dornand1 on Sep 23, 2017 | 8:36 PM reply rec flag

It's a clown show

I’m switching to Oklahoma and Baylor to have some fun.

by CorneliusBrutus on Sep 23, 2017 | 8:39 PM reply rec flag

Ouch!

The University of Michigan block "M" is HIDEOUS, it is only liked by pretentious and overtly arrogant people...and idiots who make dumb avatar bets with hoeger over point spreads.

by verbosedutch on Sep 23, 2017 | 9:48 PM reply rec flag

Well said Billo!

Arkansas loses to Texas A&M 50-43

Let’s check in with our friends at Arkansas Fight

I'm pretty much numb to these A&M heartbreakers.

This can only happen so many times before I’m just indifferent.

And I’ve arrived at that point. I just expect it.

by BillyKochFanClub on Sep 23, 2017 | 2:51 PM reply rec flag

I'm pretty much apathetic now myself.

Glad I gave up my season tickets when Bert was hired. Saved me a bunch of money that I needed for therapy to get over how bad we have become.

by TexasHogFan on Sep 23, 2017 | 3:09 PM up reply rec flag

Welp

I’ve been on board with Bielema since day one but I think I’m jumping off the train. If we can’t win this game this year idk if we ever will. And I think we’ve seen as good as we can be with Bielema and it’s not good enough.

Cant count on his teams to take advantage of teams when we have a lead. I think you take the buyout hit and bring someone new in. We’ve got a nice foundation but I think we need a change or we are gonna won 6 games every year and have a bunch of these deflating losses.

Posted by GuglielmoMarconi on Sep 23, 2017 | 5:28 PM reply rec flag

Go Hogs Go

Posted by sooiiee.razorback on Sep 23, 2017 | 3:45 PM reply rec (7) flag

Boise State loses to Virginia 42-23

Let’s check in with our friends at One Bronco Nation Under God

I can't wait until I'm done pouting

Hey bartender, gimme another

by RV9A on Sep 22, 2017 | 10:37 PM reply rec (1) flag

WAAAAAH!! Have a tissue, snowflake.

Vegas Bowl would be incredible actually

But it really may end up being the Potato Bowl

by mikey2911 on Sep 22, 2017 | 10:24 PM reply rec flag

Which no one cares about...

Florida State loses to NC State 27-17

Let’s check in with our friends at Tomahawk Nation

after today i think we easily beat clempson on the road

double digits

Posted by 000111 on Sep 23, 2017 | 3:01 PM reply rec flag

I forgot how bad back-to-back losses feel!

"To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach." (Bobby Bowden)

Posted by Voxomize on Sep 23, 2017 | 3:03 PM reply rec (15) flag

HAAAAAAA

Remember when

FSU’s opponents actually had to be fearful when they lined up to punt…especially from their own endzone?

Posted by PhenomeNoles on Sep 23, 2017 | 12:24 PM reply rec (1) flag

They don’t fear you. They spit on you!

Every program has a down year

Guess this is ours. Our O-line is pretty bad. Defense isn’t playing up to their talent. If this continues might be time to change coaches with Trickett and Kelly. We have too many 4 and 5 stars on defense to have played like that. I think Blackman played well just the people around him need to step it up.

Posted by famu04 on Sep 23, 2017 | 2:47 PM reply rec (2) flag

You call this a down year? SMDH.

I think the team is not buying into the message any more

Jimbo might be a program builder but not a program maintainer like Saban is

Anyone need a lawyer?

Posted by Legal_Seminole on Sep 23, 2017 | 3:00 PM reply rec (2) flag

Call a whaambulance, counselor. Fischer won a national championship, he’s not a bad coach. FSU is in an incredibly rich state for talent, and it’s not hard to win there. Grow up.