Members of the Empire, week 4 was quite tumultuous. Let’s get to the Mockery!
Kentucky Wildcats lose to the Florida Gators 28-27
Let’s check in with our friends at A Sea of Blue
Honestly, we beat ourselves. we gave it away. Eddie Gran can suck one for going coservative, but also....
Fuck these refs. For real. You can call a hold anytime you want, and Florida was lined up offsides on the second to last play, which would make that field goal true. F@#$ them and F%^& the useless conference that, for reasons unbeknownst to anybody, wants to make sure they keep Florida on top of the SEC east.
Tell us how you really feel Jacob!
Yet again we get screwed in the ASS!!!!’
Gator$ paid the Ref$ bigtime
Born a UGA fan, went to Virginia Tech. Pencil me in for a double helping of dislike for Bugs.
Their bagmen are better than yours. Is it basketball season yet?
Oklahoma State loses to TCU 44-31
Let’s check in with our friends at Cowboys Ride for Free..uh, virtually no one comments there, so the Mothership gets a hat tip for a reference to OrangePower.com
Time to cut the Mullet, Coach
Okay. We get it. The Mullet took started as a joke, then took on a life of it's own.That's great marketing --- when you're undefeated and riding the crest of a popularity wave.But now you've gotten you a** kicked on national tv. You were beotch-slapped by a better game day coach that took you and your team to the woodshed.
The score was closer, but the game was a disaster.
So, it's time to take a new focus -- one on the team not on your current media popular hairstyle.
Trim the mullet. Put the attention on improving the defense instead of your hair and lifestyle. The public loves it when you're winning, but when you're losing -- it doesn't care.
It was fun while it lasted, but now it's time to cut the damn thing.
The late, legendarily bad songwriter from Chicago Wesley Willis wrote a song about this a while back.
Maryland loses to UCF 38-10
It looks like the Angry Maryland Quarterback Hating God has decided to return and curse our multi-colored team in Maryland.
Let’s check in with our friends at Testudo Times:
AMQBHG is back
This shit needs to stop, what kind of voodoo curse is on is…why can we just not keep our QB’s healthy?
There’s only one explanation: the Angry Maryland Hating Quarterback God is back. May god have mercy on your souls and livers.
I think the rest of the Big Ten wants you to give all your linebackers and tight ends a change to hurl the ball.
I attribute it to CP's proximity to Washington DC and our three branches of Gov't.......
There is some kind of vortex/Bermuda Triangle thing going on there that precludes any rational explanation for the fucked up nonsense that goes on there…
Down to our 4th string QB technically
PUUURPLE REIGN, PURPLE REIGN
I'M SICK SMFH
"Call me Maryland Luther King I had a dream"
Yeah, Maryland football will make anyone sick.
That must be why you comment IN ALL CAPS!
DUDE STFU !!!! OUR QB IS HURT N YOU WORRYING ABOUT ME TYPING IN CAPS SMH
"Call me Maryland Luther King I had a dream"
I have a dream too, that Maryland’s uniforms wouldn’t be the contents of a drunken fratboy’s stomach all over the street outside a douchey bar in Georgetown after drinking one too many shots of Malört mixed with Old Bay.
This has to be possible eventually. If not, you’re welcome for your morning nightmare. hehehe
you could see it on durkins face
we are absolutely fucked
He actually looked surprisingly calm to me.
yeah. but you know he's losing his shit internally.
Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
His doctor did tell him to lay off the Old Bay.....
Michigan State lost to Notre Dame 38-16.
Let’s check in with our friends at The Only Colors
Also, Fuck Lewerke. He’s cost us 14 points with his ass hattery.
When you can’t do anything but run it won’t work when you face real talent.
Sorry, not sorry. It’s true folks
It's a clown show
I’m switching to Oklahoma and Baylor to have some fun.
The University of Michigan block "M" is HIDEOUS, it is only liked by pretentious and overtly arrogant people...and idiots who make dumb avatar bets with hoeger over point spreads.
Well said Billo!
Arkansas loses to Texas A&M 50-43
Let’s check in with our friends at Arkansas Fight
I'm pretty much numb to these A&M heartbreakers.
This can only happen so many times before I’m just indifferent.
And I’ve arrived at that point. I just expect it.
I'm pretty much apathetic now myself.
Glad I gave up my season tickets when Bert was hired. Saved me a bunch of money that I needed for therapy to get over how bad we have become.
I’ve been on board with Bielema since day one but I think I’m jumping off the train. If we can’t win this game this year idk if we ever will. And I think we’ve seen as good as we can be with Bielema and it’s not good enough.
Cant count on his teams to take advantage of teams when we have a lead. I think you take the buyout hit and bring someone new in. We’ve got a nice foundation but I think we need a change or we are gonna won 6 games every year and have a bunch of these deflating losses.
Go Hogs Go
Boise State loses to Virginia 42-23
Let’s check in with our friends at One Bronco Nation Under God
I can't wait until I'm done pouting
Hey bartender, gimme another
WAAAAAH!! Have a tissue, snowflake.
Vegas Bowl would be incredible actually
But it really may end up being the Potato Bowl
Which no one cares about...
Florida State loses to NC State 27-17
Let’s check in with our friends at Tomahawk Nation
after today i think we easily beat clempson on the road
I forgot how bad back-to-back losses feel!
"To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach." (Bobby Bowden)
FSU’s opponents actually had to be fearful when they lined up to punt…especially from their own endzone?
They don’t fear you. They spit on you!
WATCH: Adding insult to upset, N.C. State’s Bradley Chubb spits on FSU midfield logo https://t.co/JqUAOz7iO8— SEC Football News (@SECfootball) September 23, 2017
Every program has a down year
Guess this is ours. Our O-line is pretty bad. Defense isn’t playing up to their talent. If this continues might be time to change coaches with Trickett and Kelly. We have too many 4 and 5 stars on defense to have played like that. I think Blackman played well just the people around him need to step it up.
You call this a down year? SMDH.
I think the team is not buying into the message any more
Jimbo might be a program builder but not a program maintainer like Saban is
Anyone need a lawyer?
Call a whaambulance, counselor. Fischer won a national championship, he’s not a bad coach. FSU is in an incredibly rich state for talent, and it’s not hard to win there. Grow up.
Who had the worst loss?
This poll is closed
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