Minnesota Golden Gophers (13-4, 2-2 B1G) vs. Northwestern Wildcats (10-7, 1-3 B1G)
8 PM, Allstate Arena Rosemount, IL
Line: Northwestern -4, O/U 145
Let’s go over how the Cats should be dealt with tonight:
Step 1: Fill a bathtub with warm (but not hot) water.
Step 2: Place your cat in the bathtub on its feet while maintaining control. Do not fight with your cat.
Step 3: Get your cat wet from the neck down.
Step 4: Use shampoo on the torso, legs, and tail.
Step 5: Gently wash your cat’s head and neck with a washcloth.
Step 6: Rinse your cat.
Step 7: Remove your cat from the tub and wrap it in a towel to dry it.
Step 8: Bandage your wounds.