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GOOD EVENING! So that was quite a weekend, wasn’t it? Rutgers went out there and performed much better than any of us could have imagined against Michigan, Sparty fans are still rending their garments after some of the coaching decisions yesterday, Illinois celebrated their one week anniversary of appearing to be a competent football team by going to Lincoln and Illinosing all over the place, wisconsin continues to justify their top-5 preseason ranking (Love you, AP voters! You make meteorologists and finance clowns look wise and trustworthy), and...uh...you know what? Nevermind. Let’s all just ignore Purdue for a bit. They’re going to appreciate it.
But enough about what we think we know, what would you like to know? Is Northwestern worse than that UCLA team that won it’s division and finished 6-8? Who should Purdue’s next coach be? Is making beef stew in an instant pot nearly unfair with the ease and small amount of time it takes? We are here to entertain and enlighten, but we can only answer what you ask us. Thank you, and have a wonderful evening.