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Friends, we are truly in dark times. There’s just 2 weeks of B1G games left, and just one that includes all of us or has any semblance of competition. And then? Well, we get the Celebration Bowl, a bunch of meaningless games, and then...darkness. Cold. Winter. And worst of all, basketball, hockey, and wrestling posts. We are rapidly approaching things that would terrify the words out of Wilfred Owen, and there’s nothing we can do about it.
Except we can. Savor the last fleeting moments of the season, and ask us questions. What’s the dumbest thing we’ve seen this year? Is there anyone that could even come close to Alex Spanos in the “biggest toolbox in the B1G” competition? When’s the appropriate time to mail out Christmas cards? Is Gable Steveson already the best heavyweight in the B1G? (Yes, that last one is rather stupid. If he’s not now he will be by the time the B1G Championship kicks off on March 9th.)
You ask, we answer. Thank you, and good luck to you all this week.