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I don’t know why we’re playing on a Friday night, but I suspect it’s for similar reasons to those that gave us Rutgers as a conference rival.
At least I get to spend Saturday pretending I’m not an Illini fan as I watch other college football games without the foul taste of start-to-finish blowout in my mouth.
Here’s some dumb jokes.
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